Cringe Copypasta Novels & Stories

By the time dinner ended, the female attendant had already helped me move my things to the room downstairs, and I thanked her politely. Deep into the night, a scream erupted, jolting me awake. Without thinking twice, I walked out of my room, seeing a half naked Kylie sitting on the ground in the compound. Not just me, but everyone else had come out of their rooms. Seeing us, Kylie's face flushed, and she immediately got up, her gaze moving to rest on the cold man who had not moved an inch from where he stood. But looking closely, another person had pushed Kylie, making her scream…it was none other than Kai, Rael's personal assistant.

"Love? Dude, take a good look at yourself in the mirror. If it weren't for your money, who would want to put on an act with some sleazy, overconfident guy like you? You really think you're some big shot CEO? Now that you're broke, of course I'm dumping your pathetic behind." With that, Sandy turned and walked away. As she passed by me, she stopped and immediately plastered a fawning smile. "Ms. Greer, to be honest, I was deceived by him, too. If I had known what a scumbag he was, I never would have had anything to do with him. Besides, I'm sure you're far too magnanimous to hold this against someone as insignificant as me." Watching her grovel like that, I felt nothing but disgust.

SHE said that she wanted more, so the young man gave her that. But at that moment, his gentle tongue that tenderly caresses her femininity is gone. Instead, Jason's tongue became like a burning coil. Just a glowing coil of a paintbrush that smears insane but earnest happiness into her femininity. And that gave her reason to let out a series of growls and suppressed screams.

The danger. It’s…it’s far too poignant. My heart breaking, I open a private browsing tab on the web browser and quickly search for Craigslist in both this city and Athens, Greece. As I do my memory goes back to a conversation I had with Frankie, when he told me that this is the best way he knows for messages to be traded in secret. It seemed like an odd idea at the time, but…well, now it feels like my only option. My hands shake as I open the app. I post a message for him in both our city and Athens. The words pour out of me, each keystroke laden with sadness and resignation.

Then, other times it contained the petrifying screams of anguish from every living thing it had ever consumed, their tortured wails entrapped there for all eternity. “Crazy bastard.” Chiri wheezed. Lifting her head enough to glare intently at the black patent leather shoes of Cazer Krane. “I see this foul-mouthed wench decided to return to us.” He remarked coolly. Peering down at her loftily from an armchair, he cradled the perfect curve of his angular jaw in the palm of his hand.

His voice is hoarse and croaky but he manages to cough out, "How are you?" I laugh. It isn't very pleasant. "How do you expect me to be Sia? Jovial? Excited? Oh no, dead?" He flinched. "Just answer the question Crinka". "I'm not fine. I have been locked up here for days, surviving only on hard bread and raw meat. I feel so disgusted with myself, I wish I was dead". His expression is that of...pain? "Don't say that Crinka please". "But it's okay for you to say it? It's okay for you to remind me of my status? It's absolutely fine for you to wish me death? Sia, you have no.."

"Get off me you jerk," ~AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAF~ Creed grabbed his leg and crushed it with all his might. "Do you think I am your ride or something?" ~HE HE HE, I ENJOY SITTING ON SHOULDERS, AREN'T YOU SCARED?~ "Scared? don't give yourself too much credit," Creed huffed and smirked slightly. "I don't get scared this easily..." ~HE HE HE HE, WHY ARE YOU CLIMBING THE TREE? IS SOMETHING UP THERE?~

Cyra “It didn’t take you long to find a replacement for poor Yorick, did it, Cyra?” Megan asks with a sneer as she walks up to the table. Her hand snakes out, reaching for Hacker’s note. I fork slams down on the note, just missing Megan’s hand. “Careful, Megan. That’s a good way to lose your fingers,” Piper growls. “You’re a fucking bitch,” Megan growls at her. “Don’t be jealous just because I’m getting fucked by a hot guy and no one wants to touch your skanky pussy,” Piper says, sneering at her.

Yuri suddenly felt that the computer in her hand was a hot potato. Last night, before she could figure out a way, she fell down first. It was humiliating her intelligence. "Yes, you're awesome, aren't you?" Gabe said proudly. "I used the list written by my sister to exchange these two computer accessories with the owner of the computer shop..." Yuri interrupted him, "I randomly copied the list on the hacker website forum." Zenne Ye:??? 'copy the list?'? Two accessories could be earned from the list of plagiarism? Is the boss of the computer store stupid or me?

"I love your scent more than you think. I think I'm addicted to it already. I always sniff you just so it would stick on my body and let others smell that I'm already taken by a very gorgeous woman." "What the fuck, Zen? You're so cringe." I immediately turned to look at Mirco when he suddenly spoke. "Fuck you, Mirco," Zen responded in an irritated voice. "Go back to sleep, asshole." "How can I sleep again after hearing your cringey line?" Mirco said. "Again, fuck you asshole." I chuckled at their bantering. "Can the two of you move? You're both hugging me, I can't sit down," I said.