Cringe Copypasta Novels & Stories

"I just sent you your role description. Hope you can handle it. Check it out." Bruno's eyebrows shot up as he read the message, his lips curling into a smirk as he read the words. A sexy, perverted cop? His mind raced with the idea, and a chuckle escaped him as he looked back at her. "And you're a crazy bunny criminal?" She bit her lip, nodding slowly, her eyes twinkling wildly. "You're not afraid of a little role reversal, are you?" Bruno let out a low laugh, the sound deep and appreciative as he glanced down at the cop uniform inside the package.

She replied with a smile as she watched Philip leave the studio to answer a call. Dana had settled well in California within the short period that they had arrived. She turned on the T.V and watched the crisis going on in America and then it got to a certain point where she heard about the CRUZ company, owned by Maria and Manuel Cruz. The company was accused of plagiarism and infringement.

I don’t bother to ask again. Dahil yata sa lumilipad ang utak ko samahan pa ng sakit ng ulo, n*******n ko ang sahig nang wala sa oras. Nabitawan ko ang tray na hawak, tumilapon lahat ng laman noon sa sahig. Natutop ko ang bibig nang makitang nagkalat ang kape sa Persian carpet ng opisina. I’m screwed. "M****a! Genessia, watch out.”

These crapsters brought the worst out of me. “Ho ho ho. Hear the Queen of Immaturity speak,” Jax hissed. “Better than smelling the poopy Vulture King,” I hissed back. “Dirty Goblin” “Dumb Pig” “Potty Mouth” “Barbaric Caveman” “Basic Bitch” “Clothes Whore” “Hey ! I am just an OCS- Over Compulsive Shopper,” Jax protested. “Clothes Whore,” Kai and I deadpanned. “Your moral compass is on fire,” Jax huffed.

Jay was gone. Jess tried to turn to run but was unable to pull her feet from the tar. She tried to dig out of it. The more she clawed at the substance the more took its place. Jess suddenly became aware of the thing standing over her. She could feel it breathing on her and she saw its giant claw like feet. Jess was to scared to look up but allowed her eyes to creep up inch by inch. She found herself staring into it's eyes. She let out a ear-piercing scream. “Gotcha pretty girl.” It snarled before opening its mouth and swallowing her whole.

I didn’t answer his question dahil alam kong magiging walang kwenta ang aking sasabihin. From looking down, his head was lifted as he stared straight to my eyes. “And for me, there is you.” he said in disguistingly sweet sticky tone. I couldn’t help myself but roll my eyes on his cringe pick-up line. “You know that was cringe right?.” I said emotionlessly, painting my face with disgust. The man chuckled so loud na muntik pa siyang mahulog sa ilog if it wasn’t for his incredible balance. He was tapping the ground as he laugh, almost rolling in pure laughter.

Anna's head was bowed low as she tried to fit her skirt firmly and neatly on her body. "My clothes are missing", Kaylee said loudly and Anna turned her head up abruptly and widen her eyes in shock "What?!" * * *

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" 𝐼 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝐼'𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑢𝑔𝑙𝑦 𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑒 𝑍𝑎" " 𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑍𝑒 " 𝑍𝑖𝑎𝑟𝑎 𝑔𝑖𝑔𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘.

Nelson said with disgust and sighed. " Silly?" Clarita finally got her tongue back and she was greatly annoyed this time around. even though she loved him, she wasn't going to let him step on her pride anyhow!. "You said silly huh? Do you mind if I tell you who the silly one is? The one who couldn't help a girl when she was almost getting hurt and even aided her falling is the silly one. the one who embarrassed and rubbished the pride of a girl in public is the silly one. Now, do you know who the silly one is?