Cringe Quotes Novels & Stories

“Good. Now, if you two are done trying to win some sort of bizarre macho award, I suggest we all move on with our lives. This was embarrassing, to say the least.” The men glared at each other, neither willing to back down first. I rolled my eyes and stormed back to Laura, who was trying and failing to suppress her laughter. I sat down in a huff. “Don’t worry, I wrote down everything so I know what not to do,” Laura wheezed betweens laughs. “That was like watching two dogs fight over a bone.” I groaned, burying my face in my hands. “If I ever try flirting with hotel staff again, just remind me of this moment. I think I’ve had my fill of cringe for the year.”

“That was a perfect swan dive into disappointment.” “A swan dive into a lawsuit,” I corrected. “If I hear a crack, I’m calling someone. Not sure who. Maybe a chiropractor.” “I think I bruised my soul,” he whimpered, rolling onto his back like a flattened pancake. “Can you sprain your pride?” “Yours is extremely sprain able,” I said. “Flimsy stuff.” “Wow. Rude,” he muttered. “I come here, risk life and limb for dramatic effect, and all I get is verbal abuse.”

"Nuts for you." I stared at him, processing the absolute audacity. Then made a face. "Ew." He raised an eyebrow, genuine surprise flickering across his features. "Ew?" "Yes, ew. That was cringe." "Cringe?" He repeated the word like it physically pained him. I nodded, pushing lightly against his chest, feeling the solid warmth beneath my palms. "Very." He looked genuinely offended for a second, his expression almost wounded. "Wow." I crossed my arms, creating a barrier between us. "You asked."

I said with a sarcastic smile, making him growl, "Old? Are you calling me old?" "Yes, I guess. You're old, so I'll obviously say that." How can I let him go when he started it first? "Have you seen your wrinkles?" He said, and now I lost my mind, "Wrinkles? Take a glass Mr. Vdius. Your eyesight is poor!" How can he say I got wrinkles when it's not true? He made me so furious that I forgot that we were in front of other prominent figures and we were fighting like kids.

Donnie’s voice chirped a warning in his ear. Kris stretched out. “Relax, bru; it was a jokey joke.” Abby almost launched herself at Kris. “How could you! You should damn well know better, plus you hurt the poor thing. That’s damn cruel.” Anger was much better. That terrified look in her eyes freaked Max out. “You need to get ova it. You harped bloody on about confronting yer fear for years. It’s just a cricket for my crickety cricket.” “You know I hate being called Cricket. It’s not damn funny. It was never funny, not the first time and not any of the other times either.”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

He shrugged, still wearing his lop-sided smile," That's okay, I love every part of you, no matter how cringe." "Thank you, kind sir." I said in a mocking English accent. He chuckled and then straightened and said in his own English language, "Always a pleasure to make the cringe one feel worthy." I burst into a fit of laughter, "Oh God, that was so bad." He playfully punched my shoulder, "No it wasn't, you're just envious. " "No, it was bad. Really bad." "You're just envious you can't do such a wonderful job at making accents."

What could go wrong? "Calm down, it was only three bucks," I scoffed , both of us stopping at the marooned front entry doors .It was time to rehearse our pathetic threatics of two supposed love birds. What's funny is that I've never truly been in love before so I had zero clue on how I should act .If anything I'd learned from those cheesy teen romcoms is that love makes people do stupid ridiculous things such as writing cheesy love poems with really cringe love quotes adorned with little red hearts on them. I feel physically ill just by thinking about it.

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

Damn it, brain, couldn't you just shut up? "Abhi, Priti," Kyra started, her voice dripping with mock sweetness, "do you remember the glorious photos of these ungrateful cockroaches with their heads dipped in the commode? Or the ones where they turned the bathroom floor into a swimming pool of puke before they dove in? Should we post them tonight?" Priti immediately joined in, unlocking her phone. "Oh yeah, Kyra! I have the perfect one—it has both of them in it!" Abhi leaned over, nodding in approval as the trio huddled around her screen like conspirators.