Cringe Quotes Novels & Stories

he made air quotes “—ugly cheap maid was.” The words sent a slow, simmering burn through my veins.

𝗚𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗵, 𝗜 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. '𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥!! 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥!! 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥!! 𝘞𝘏𝘠?!! � �𝘏𝘠 𝘋𝘐𝘋 𝘐 𝘚𝘈𝘠 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛?!!!'

“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.” Never in my life did I believe there would be a day when a quote from a comic would relate so closely to me. But recently, I started feeling that the bad days in my life are far more than the good. I was so tired of fighting to keep my sanity. To fight to stay afloat of the sea of misery that was pulling me to its depths with every passing day. I didn’t think I had more strength to swim. I gave up.

"Oh please, like you even know what it takes to be a boss. You probably couldn't even handle a basic Excel spreadsheet." "Coming from someone who probably thinks a PowerPoint presentation is their biggest accomplishment." Adrienne's eyes narrowed, her smirk turning into a devious smile. "You know what they say about assumptions, right? They make an ass out of 'u' and 'mptions.' Trust me, you're an expert at that." Linc raised an eyebrow, his expression unyielding. "Says the queen of cliché quotes. You should consider a career in motivational posters." Adrienne feigned surprise, her voice laced with sarcasm.

Ethan’s back as he turned away from me at a party. My sister’s mouth curling on the word “hobby.” A YouTube comment with three laughing emojis and the phrase *peak cringe* under one of my readings. “Give me those,” the drowned woman whispered. “The little knives you save for yourself.” I thought I’d be able to choose. That I could point at some specific humiliation and say *take that one, it’s expendable*. Instead, the cold flowed into a single point in my chest and *pulled*. The memory that rose was small, sharp, and staggeringly precise.

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

God, how much I hate people. I decide to go home for the day instead of setting myself up for further drags with my presence. Someone winked at me: “Send me the director’s cut, pretty whore” Dear lord, I think I’m ready to die. Before I could get into the elevator, I already hear people talking. “Cheap” “Slut” “Desperate” “She isn’t even that good looking “ Each word was breaking me down, eating me alive. One woman found her moment of grace to gain a few seconds popularity;

These crapsters brought the worst out of me. “Ho ho ho. Hear the Queen of Immaturity speak,” Jax hissed. “Better than smelling the poopy Vulture King,” I hissed back. “Dirty Goblin” “Dumb Pig” “Potty Mouth” “Barbaric Caveman” “Basic Bitch” “Clothes Whore” “Hey ! I am just an OCS- Over Compulsive Shopper,” Jax protested. “Clothes Whore,” Kai and I deadpanned. “Your moral compass is on fire,” Jax huffed.

That damp, unwelcome sensation that told me the cramps had been the warning shot. I sat up quickly, grimacing. “Damn. It’s here.” Jaxon blinked at me, startled. “What’s here?” I gave him a look. “What do you think, genius?” His eyes went wide. “Oh. Oh. Uh—what do you—what do you do?” I doubled over laughing, despite myself. The cramps, the awkwardness, his face—it all collided into something ridiculous. “You’re useless,” I teased, trying to get out of bed.

he quoted. “The what?!” He burst into laughter again, “You didn’t know?” “Woah! That’s so rude of them to call me that” I gaped at the thought. “Hey, stop laughing! I’m gonna take back the friendship handshake if you laugh anymore” I threatened. He sat straight immediately clearing his throat. “Sorry, it’s not my fault you quote too much”. “But schmuck?” I placed a finger under my chin squinting. “That’s so rude. Who even came up with that?”