Cringe Quotes Novels & Stories

“Awww, уоu аrе gоіng to mаkе mе сrу, аnd I’m nоt wearing wаtеrрrооf mascara.” “Thіnk оf ѕоmеthіng tоtаllу unsexy. . .bаngіng bones with Josh,” Cоrіnnе scoffed. “Eww, I thіnk mу соffее іѕ аbоut to mаkе a rеарреаrаnсе.” Micha turnеd grееn.

Kristina asks. “Those are terrible!” I giggle as I pass her the second bottle of wine that’s already halfway gone and say, “We really should have stayed sober if we wanted to come up with a clever slogan tonight.” “Yeah, I better quit drinking or our slogan’s gonna be ‘fall over drunk’.” “Fall on my drunk ass,” I come back with. Kristina snorts, which makes us both laugh even louder and now I'm holding my stomach as my body rolls back and I roll from side to side, holding my belly. “Stop, stop, I'm gonna pee my pants!”

These crapsters brought the worst out of me. “Ho ho ho. Hear the Queen of Immaturity speak,” Jax hissed. “Better than smelling the poopy Vulture King,” I hissed back. “Dirty Goblin” “Dumb Pig” “Potty Mouth” “Barbaric Caveman” “Basic Bitch” “Clothes Whore” “Hey ! I am just an OCS- Over Compulsive Shopper,” Jax protested. “Clothes Whore,” Kai and I deadpanned. “Your moral compass is on fire,” Jax huffed.

he says defeatedly, hanging his head in shame. I scoff at him incredulously. “That’s it? That’s your big excuse? Some interviewer you don’t know and will likely never see again, gave you some pointless criticism about your movies and your response was to get drunk and stick your dick in the first woman who throws you a compliment? That is utterly pathetic. I was nearly killed or raped, or God knows what, and you don’t see me drowning my sorrows in booze and dick!” I snap at him, the hurt turning into hot rage in my veins and thawing the coldness that had migrated through my body.

“Yeah beautiful, breathtaking, mesmerizing. You've said it over a million times. I get it.” “And I would say it a million times more, as long as you understand that what I'm saying is the truth and nothing but that. You're beautiful.” We both stared at each other for a while after I said that, before she and I both burst into laughter. I'm sorry but that was just by far the most cringe statement I've said. It was true but saying it out loud sounded so off. I'm glad she shared my sentiment. “Thank you for your compliment.” She said after she stopped giggling. She then proceeded to lick her dry lip.

Hee haa ! “Black shit out of my ass,” I smirked and my smirk widened when I got the reaction that I was hoping for out of him. “Eww. You are so crapping gross, Ms McCoy Grumbling Pants,” he said before scrunching his face in that of pure disgust. “Less than you, B*tch Queen,” I smiled innocently and fluttered my eyelashes before taking out my own book for advanced learning. Nerd Alert No. 2 ? Haha.

I’m Not enough for my parents, the public, or for the people who work for me. My head hurts and my heart hurts and my pride hurts and the pills take the edge off it’s the only thing that ever has. The silence is deafening. With shaking hands I continue looking through social media and instantly regret it. My face is frozen mid-blink and plastered on a hundred meme accounts. Posts: “Girl, blink twice if you need help.” “She’s circling the drain and her PR team is asleep.” “Someone take away her mic and give her a therapist.”

Dear lord, I think I’m ready to die. Before I could get into the elevator, I could already hear people talking. “Cheap” “Slut” “Desperate” “She isn’t even that good-looking." Each word was breaking me down, eating me alive. One woman found her moment of grace to gain a few seconds of popularity; “Guess Fancy Nancy found a way to get promoted on promo." The laughter that followed was inhuman, like a pack of wolves circling a scared deer.

‘Those who belittle others are usually so little themselves. Small people belittle others. Great people make others feel they to can become great.’ Quote by Nick Verd. April barely had time to plaster a small smile on her face, still covering her braces, before they entered the hall. To claps and cheers. In her mind, she had very little to be happy about right now. The way Noah had looked at her made her self-conscious of her overweight body. She didn’t want to be here.