Cringe Quotes Mga Nobela at Kwento

“Nate once looked at his grandmother—at Thanksgiving dinner—with the whole family watching—and said, and I quote, ‘Sabrina is adequate.’” Dead silence. Then an explosion of noise. “ADEQUATE?” “Like a Yelp review,” I said, nodding gravely. “Two stars. Meets expectations.” One of them spilled her drink. I was laughing so hard my ribs ached and my mascara was threatening to run. I was rewriting three years of humiliation into comedy and it was working, and the women on that blanket were laughing with me, not at me, and I had not known the difference could matter so much.

Who enjoys being ridiculed as a moron? "Are you sure you can afford to offend me?" “Maybe if you beg me now, I'll forgive you." Cristine laughed. Do you want to beg them? Are they awake in their dreams? She gave them a sneer. "If you make me happy, I can disturb you at any time." Argue with me based on facts, not just words. "This is so dull," Cristine grumbled. She believes that the majority of the students in this school have damaged brains. Their arrogance and vanity have harmed them. Is it necessary to be famous?

“Of which we have no idea who they are.” “Damn, I’m really messed for real,” he said with a cringe, clearly startled

*I am in so much pain* I cried more as I text Jessica my feelings, I know she will be on a frenzy when she sees it tomorrow, by then my brave face will be on. *Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain, for lives greatest lessons are learned through pain* Jessica replied and it shocked the hell out of me. You might wonder why it surprised me, I wasn't surprised that she woke up to reply to my texts, though Jessica loves her sleep and hardly sacrifices her sleep for anything. I wasn't surprised that she suddenly became wise and sent me a quote, she is a simple girl that can't even remember the simplest quote like cleanliness is second to godliness

"I-I hate you!" "How about a cup of shut the f up?" "I am amazing!" "You are like a bag of pampers. Self absorbent and full of shit." Take that. "Go fuck yourself." "I would say the same, but I am pretty sure you would be disappointed." "You-you are retarded." "Sorry, I have a phobia, where I get scared of ugliness." "You have no morals!" "Says the one whose only culture is bacteria." Then from the crowd someone shouted, "Burn bïtch."

Otherwise, how could someone as young as me have climbed so high so quickly? Unaware of the truth, netizens started organizing a boycott against our hospital.

“Awww, уоu аrе gоіng to mаkе mе сrу, аnd I’m nоt wearing wаtеrрrооf mascara.” “Thіnk оf ѕоmеthіng tоtаllу unsexy. . .bаngіng bones with Josh,” Cоrіnnе scoffed. “Eww, I thіnk mу соffее іѕ аbоut to mаkе a rеарреаrаnсе.” Micha turnеd grееn.

These crapsters brought the worst out of me. “Ho ho ho. Hear the Queen of Immaturity speak,” Jax hissed. “Better than smelling the poopy Vulture King,” I hissed back. “Dirty Goblin” “Dumb Pig” “Potty Mouth” “Barbaric Caveman” “Basic Bitch” “Clothes Whore” “Hey ! I am just an OCS- Over Compulsive Shopper,” Jax protested. “Clothes Whore,” Kai and I deadpanned. “Your moral compass is on fire,” Jax huffed.

he says defeatedly, hanging his head in shame. I scoff at him incredulously. “That’s it? That’s your big excuse? Some interviewer you don’t know and will likely never see again, gave you some pointless criticism about your movies and your response was to get drunk and stick your dick in the first woman who throws you a compliment? That is utterly pathetic. I was nearly killed or raped, or God knows what, and you don’t see me drowning my sorrows in booze and dick!” I snap at him, the hurt turning into hot rage in my veins and thawing the coldness that had migrated through my body.

“Yeah beautiful, breathtaking, mesmerizing. You've said it over a million times. I get it.” “And I would say it a million times more, as long as you understand that what I'm saying is the truth and nothing but that. You're beautiful.” We both stared at each other for a while after I said that, before she and I both burst into laughter. I'm sorry but that was just by far the most cringe statement I've said. It was true but saying it out loud sounded so off. I'm glad she shared my sentiment. “Thank you for your compliment.” She said after she stopped giggling. She then proceeded to lick her dry lip.