Funny Quotes About Midlife Crisis Novels & Stories

he said, "I would be in hot water. But there are a few chaps I'll share a good laugh with when I need it." "Oh really?" I asked, "They must be near your age. Sorry if that was rude! I just can't imagine a bunch of gray heads laughing at a joke." Now he did laugh. "You're quite right," he said, "I suppose they must be near enough in age, a little older here, little younger there," he shrugged casually, "Pfft, it's a party. Age doesn't matter." Better back off, Jenna. He already got weird once. Don't push it.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

“I am pregnant with twins!” I reminded him and he laughed. “If it doesn’t fit, we will get a new car with belts to fit.” He assured me. “I wonder what else would stop fitting in soon.” I said and his expression made me laugh. “Not funny, girl!” He judged me. “Don’t worry, it will always fit! It’s just going to be a little harder to be on top without crushing you to death.” I joked. “I would happily die under you.” Okay, the joke stopped being funny when he said that.

"Everyone, it's raining. You should go and not catch a cold. "As for what Mrs. Johansen said, I won't take it to heart. Getting angry with someone so lacking in manners isn't worth my time. "We middle-aged women may not be young or beautiful anymore, but we know how to enjoy life better than the young. The hardships of youth are meant to be exchanged for a better life in middle age." Applause broke out. Someone shouted, "Well said. Getting old isn't a sin. We shouldn't be demeaned by our own kind."

Well, before I start this conversation with Isla, let me tell you how I got here. After showing off my new car to my kids, and having fun. I drove Shane Jr. around the block a couple of times, then helped him pick out a nice outfit for the party he was going to tonight. After that, I had a very brief conversation with my current wife in name only. She told me I was going through a midlife crisis and needed to stop what I was doing and remember that I was a married man. I scoffed.

he was already laughing now. "I see you enjoy being a tease old man" "Oh, I'm old!? But I'm just 46 That's not so old now, is it?" "Oh yes it is, for an unmarried bachelor." I quickly fired back. "How do you know I'm not?" "Oh please spare me that. Where's the ring on your finger?" "I see you already took notice of that" "Seriously uncle, you aren't getting any younger!" "Haven't found the right woman". "You know, I'm beginning to think that you are the originator of that phrase, because that's been your defense line since I was six!"

Roger replied as he tried to imitate Mae West as well. “Of all the fabulous Mae West quotes to pick from, you go with that?” Chris chuckled as she planted herself on the sofa next to him. “It’s the best I could come up with on such short notice,” he shrugged. I placed my elbows on my desk and held my face in the palms of my hands. “Tough day, honey?” Roger asked. “Every day’s a tough day,” I replied. “Our little Gertie found herself a new man,” Chris teased.

Yeah, you can say that! "I might be the last person who should say this, but that kind of thought process is going to eat you alive! I understand that time is a crucial resource, but just because you are past 30 doesn't mean it's the end of the world. Don't let these episodes of midlife crisis bother you. In fact, you are pretty lucky that you have such immense potential. " "Haha… you're a funny kid!" 'Man! This guy really thinks I'm joking… I guess he really has no recollection of what happened during the hunt. If I told him how he whooped both Agenor and Falco ass like a punching bag, he'll probably assume I'm lying. What a waste!'

After Jessica recovered, she smiled, "Who knew he had it in him to crack funny jokes, Mr. Hemsworth?" He arched a brow up and replied teasingly, "Who said I was joking, though?" Jessica smiled and shook her head, "Oh My, It has been a long time since I laughed that hard. Thank you for that." Mr. Hemsworth nodded in response, patting her shoulders, "We all need some good laughs even in the midst of dire situations; laughter, they say, is medicine for the soul." "You are right," Jessica responded as she glanced at her wristwatch, "now I better get going. I have a husband to take care of and a speech to prepare," she added in high spirits.

I didn't realize when I went back into the quarter and yelled, "master, you should laugh more often it looks good on you" I left immediately scared that he might have not liked my advice