Cringe Quotes Novels & Stories

"You first give me the news when you carry come, after bad news, good news go enter." "Seriously? You are now forming for me abi?" "Ehen?" I shrug my shoulders "can't a babe form again? See it's not easy to be a diva and right now that is what I am, so madam, abeg, allow me form small." "No problem oo, just know that 'first to do e nor dey pain, second to do e eye go red' remember oo" I laugh uncontrollably at her words. She had just said a quote about how bitter revenge is on the victim, and it was a quote I heard mostly from pre teens thus hearing it from her seemed kind of akward but in a funny way.

I just wanted to kiss my wife’s hot mouth. *** *Screaming * crying * laughing. This chapter is cringe, corny, cute and hilarious. I hope you all like the chapter. Please let me know in the comments. Thank you Buh bye.

A chuckle left my lips, despite myself hearing the Mean Girls quote. "Don't you need to paint your car pink to say that line?" I asked when I got into the car. Jake looked appalled, as if I had shot him. "What? Ew, no!" He shuddered dramatically which made me giggle. In the short drive to the mall, Jake had sung and played out the lyrics of DAYWALKER! by CORPSE and MGK with dramatic flair, that nearly made me fall out of my seat in laughter.

He pinched my chin, giving me a wink. Giving him a smile back, I nodded an Ok to him. "You're Right." I turned back to the table, seeing all eyes on us. "Sorry-again." I said full of shame. I kept forgetting we were in front of people: an this whole other side of me keeps surfacing without me even realizing- so cringe.

I pull a cringing face and gawp at him. 'Ewwww, please don't ever use that term again, so cringe Alexi. I think I just vomited in my mouth.' I mock push my finger in my throat to simulate an up-chuck response, and he just laughs, shaking his head as he presses his palm to the back of my headrest, so he can push himself around to check behind us before he reverses.

E COMPANY Crystal is busy photocopying the files she has to submit to the manager, the gossips of the employees about her were loud and clear but they still continue talking acting as if she wasn't there 👤 Isn't she ashamed of herself, like hell still having the nerves to come here 👤 I don't blame her at all , I'm sure this is not the first rejection she's facing 👤 If I was in her shoes, I would have committed suicide long time ago Crystal groans and faces them " can you just shut up you parasitic worms" They gasp in shock