Louisa Unchained
Colt smiled and said, "Yes, indeed! I love girls, they're so soft and they smell good. I've got so many girlfriends. Do you want to be my girlfriend? You can talk to animals and you keep weird pets. I like you..."
"Enough, mister!" I interrupted him, "I know you're handsome and everyone adores you no matter whatever stupid things you tell them, but you can't possibly think that you could walk into my life and demand me to be your girlfriend! That's absolutely absurd and extremely upsetting! I've got a boyfriend and he would break your neck if he..."
"Wow, wow... Hold your fire, girl. I guess we have a misunderstanding here." Colt waved his hands and his voice slid in and curved down.
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