Dark Humor Hypothetical Questions Novels & Stories

He chuckled awkwardly, "of course, hypothetically." He had totally forgetting he had started the conversation in an 'hypothethically' manner. "Good." she smiled and then her eyes came up to his. A serious look pulling up her face, "Now here's the important question, is the person hypothetically involved okay?" He was taken aback by her sudden question, " Well... I mean, yeah– the person feels, fine. Maybe." His shoulders slouched a little as he gave it a thought, how was he feeling?

"Who would be so idle?" "I don't know," Ethel replied with an ironic tone, her lips arched mischievously. "I really have no idea." "So funny," Audra responded with a hint of irony. "Why haven't they hired you as a court jester yet, huh?" He arched one eyebrow as he approached her shoulder, almost lightly pushing her. "Your humor would be so memorable it would go down in history."

I asked a straightforward question just for him to blow the hot coffee in my face! He laughs loudly, "I'm sorry for the outburst and for ruining your beautiful outfit. Next time don't ask a silly question when I'm enjoying drinking my coffee." He still laughs louder and crazily. What the hell! "Are you going to tell me or make fun of me?" I irritated spat on him while he still burst laughing. "Tame friend into a freak god of the jungle, nice one I can buy that!" He again laughs like a maniac! "Why are you always laughing?" I'm confused about him because there's nothing funny.

Something along the lines of happiness, you can’t really be so sure when it came to the man’s facial expressions. “Don’t get too excited. You did hear me mention the word “hypothetically” in the sentence right? Or do you not know what that means ” I shoot him a stern look for emphasis “I am sorry My prince, even the possibility of you liking someone is a thing of great pleasure to any pair of ears. It is not something one hears every day, and frankly speaking, many of us didn’t think it would be something we would hear ever in this century and more possibly til death.”

“ he had some crazy ass kinks you wouldn’t believe it” “ it can’t be that bad” “ he wanted me to answer biology questions” After a moment of silence “ GURLLL WHAT!?”.

“You’re actually thinking about it, aren’t you?” I rub a hand over my face, exhaling slowly. “It’s not that simple.” “Why not?” she asks, her voice softer now, almost curious. “It’s just a hypothetical.” Rich leans back in his chair, looking at me expectantly. “Yeah, boss. Hypothetical. Totally not a big deal.”

My laughter came out of me before I could even attempt to stop it, loud and undignified, and I had to press both hands over my mouth just to keep it from filling the entire living room. The young woman sitting across from us, Rosa, her name was Rosa blinked at Liam. Then looked at me. Then looked back at Liam. "Liam." I managed to get the word out between attempts at composure. "How on earth would that ever happen?" "It's a hypothetical," he said, without moving a single muscle in his face. "It's an absurd hypothetical..." "It's a necessary hypothetical." He turned back to Rosa with the gravity of a man conducting a board interview. "The question stands."

He put forth, tone defiant. Her head jerked back in disbelief. She was definitely wrong in thinking he could not handle a joke, rather, he was very witty to know how to make it bounce back with a more sophisticated dark humor. "This is a joke, right?" She quickly clarified because no one knew what could be going on in his head and considering his hatred towards her, she shouldn't be too relaxed with that joke of his.

I tease. “Well one of our kids will take after me” he says. Realizing what he said, he corrects himself, “it’s an hypothetical statement” he says smiling, “I know, and if hypothetically one of our kids do, you’d have a shopping partner” I say playfully, making the situation less awkward. “Maybe we could both cajole you into shopping with us” he says, “Never!” I laugh. Nek drives into our home and parks at his usual spot, “I have a lot to do before Nicole and Der get here” I say excitedly.

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked