Dark Humor Hypothetical Questions Novels & Stories

‘What? The Electrobug Dark Races was stunned. Despite cracking their heads thinking about it, they would not believe that Lucas would say such a thing. ‘If you don’t hand it over, the Electrobug Dark Races shall be eliminated?’ ‘Besides, he is even saying so in such a carefree manner?’ “Hahaha!!!” The head of the Electrobug Dark Races looked up and burst into laughter as if they had never heard of such a hilarious joke. “Hey human, don’t you think your jokes are funny?” the head of the Electrobug Dark Races was looking at Lucas and said.

"I'm not sure. I had a moment of clarity. Sometimes that's all it takes. You look at your life and see the crossroads. You put one foot in front of the other until you're walking in a new direction and the other road grows smaller and smaller behind you. It's shaky at first, but then...you're running. I think that's why I worked hard. Hard as I could. Because I saw what it could be like if I kept going the other direction." He's silent for long moments, studying me. "That's admirable, Harriet. I'm happy for you." Guilt screams through my center. You don't deserve his pride or his congratulations. I swallow hard. "Let's talk weird ideas," I say haltingly, shuffling papers on my desk even thou

The8 asked which made Xiao halt but that didn’t make her to ponder enough about her answer as she directly gave him a reply. “Well, it’s just a ‘what if’, so why should I bother to answer? I am nowhere in heaven or hell. I’m in Universe XXII.” The8 laughed so hard, “You’re hella good at reasoning. And now, I already know what’s sarcastic. The great example was what you just did.” Xiao laughed hysterically upon the memory, “That’s what humans are made for,” Xiao replied, “they’re made to be sarcastic and sadistic.”

"No, I have asked 5." "Well, it feels like 100." "Because my questions make sense, you exhausted yours with stupid questions." Questions like; Have you ever thought of going blonde? What do you think about pizza? Do you smell your feet?. "I haven't exhausted my question, I have 2 more questions left." "How do you feel about death?" I asked. "Geez, are you trying to make me sad or what?" "Just answer, Creep." "Inevitable." I waited for him to add more to the known word.

With nothing in mind, he laughed shamelessly! "Hahahaha! Fucking idiots, you two! Hahaha!" "You two are Idiots? How come you have to wear that! That is the wearing clothes of female animals! Hahaha!" "I don't know my friend is this Idiot Haha! Haha!" Dick mocked this out loudly while laughing. Of course he knew to the core about Darkness having him wear that clothes! "....." The "two idiots" which Dick called is boiling from anger. "Oh, oh!" Dick exclaimed.

“If your future wife disobeys… will you punish her in private or make it a public lesson?” Everyone burst into a ridiculous high pitched laughter that sounded forced. I nearly choked on my drink. What the hell? He chuckled lowly, raising his brow. “That depends… on how creative her disobedience is.” More laughter. Flirty eyes thrown at him. Fake smiles. Like hyenas begging to be devoured. I didn’t get what was funny. I really didn’t. I forced a smile, sipped water, and counted the exits.

I detested the words as they left me, but I needed to know. Mandy shrugged once more, thinking. "Depends why you hate them? If the person murdered my parents, no way. But if it's just… life complicated? People change. Maybe I'd do it if it kept the group safe. Simple, I don't know." She said it so matter-of-factly. As though morals could be decided case by case with a wrist flick. "Right," I said, tight-lunged. "Right." She laughed then, nervous and little. "Why are you asking me these odd hypothetical questions?"

Lmfao Uriel: Did it make you smile? Me: Yes. Uriel: Then yes. Me: One last try, Joker. Uriel: Are you… a dragon? Me: Final answer? Uriel: No? Yes? Put me out of my misery. Me: Nope! I’m not and you are out of guesses. Uriel: I am, but that’s okay. We have time. Me: Do we? Uriel: No lol. What are you? Me: Guess you’ll find out on that date.

He chuckled awkwardly, "of course, hypothetically." He had totally forgetting he had started the conversation in an 'hypothethically' manner. "Good." she smiled and then her eyes came up to his. A serious look pulling up her face, "Now here's the important question, is the person hypothetically involved okay?" He was taken aback by her sudden question, " Well... I mean, yeah– the person feels, fine. Maybe." His shoulders slouched a little as he gave it a thought, how was he feeling?

"Oh, come on... can't we laugh about this? Seriously, if Alex or Toni were in this position, you don't think they'd find it funny? I mean, the other day Alex and I were both making jokes about how she and I were turning each other on. We were laughing our butts off!" A weird look crossed Dane's face, and she looked at him curiously, but he chuckled quickly and shook his head. "Yeah, I guess that would be funny," he said. "Still... I've got something that might be able to help you, in a weird... sick sort of way." "What?" he said, looking at her skeptically.