Dark Humor Jokes Tagalog

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ Warning; This book contains a few explicit contents, not advisable for readers younger than age 18. .............. Accused of plagiarism and physically assaulted on the night of his concert, Alan finds himself in a hospital ward with a badly, disfigured face. Faced with his long-term girlfriend's abandonment and his five year contract termination, he's disheartened..... now realizing that he's drowning in debts worth over a billion dollars. He turns his hopes to his family, seeking help but is met with their disdain as they see him as a nuisance, better off dead than alive. Torn, he decides to end his life..... But death....... was never meant to be the end.

They say that the most powerful weapon in the world is the human soul that is on fire. Filled with passion and sacred possession. Life would be more fearless with a flaming soul that is ready to do anything for their greatest love. Louen a 21-year-old college is a revel child that makes a lot of wrong decisions in her life that leads her to a stripping club and that place became her roller coaster ride and named as ‘The Greatest Stripper’ and meet this rich guy named Leusam Timothy Jimenez 29 years old, rich CEO that accidently got her pregnant. That turns her life up-side down.

Mira Dela Cruz, isang determined pero struggling IT graduate mula sa probinsya, ay halos mawalan na ng pag-asa matapos ang sunod-sunod na job rejection—hanggang sa isang araw sa park, isang lalaking presentable at gwapo ang nagkamali ng akala sa kanya. Akala’y isa siyang bayarang babae. “Hi miss, if you’re available tonight... I’ll pay—just once.” Ito ang unang katagang binitawan ni Ethan Alexander Reyes—ang CEO ng isa sa kilalang successful IT company sa bansa. Isang lalaking seryoso, focused sa trabaho, at ni minsan ay hindi pa nagmahal. Hindi niya inakalang ang babaeng inalok niya ng isang gabi sa hotel ang magiging simula ng kanyang unang pag-ibig. Isang malakas na pagtangi ang tinanggap ni Ethan mula kay Mira nang hindi siya maniwala na isa siyang matinong babae. “Layuan mo ako! Kadiri ka. Baboy mo!” Ang hindi alam ni Mira ang lalaking iyon din pala ang magiging bago niyang boss, at siyang magbibigay sa kanya ng panibagong pag-asa. “I’ll match whatever the other companies offer, even higher—just say yes. I need someone like you here, Miss Mira Dela Cruz.” Ayaw man ni Mira na makatrabaho si Ethan, wala na siyang nagawa. Malaki ang oportunidad na dumating, at hindi niya ito kayang palampasin. Naniniwala si Ethan na ito’y tadhana—lalo’t pareho sila ng mundo. Simula pa lang, may naramdaman na siya. Love at first sight? Maybe. "Do you believe in destiny? Because I do. I just hope this time, I get it right."

Isa si Naya sa mga nasipa sa trabaho nang amo niyang intsik na mahilig sa mga nakasuot nang croptop, kaya naman nakuha na niyang tanggapin ang alok sa kanya nang kabaryo niya na lumuwas sa syudad at makipag sapalaran bilang isang katulong. Matatagalan ba niya ang pananatili kung ang amo na napuntahan nya ang ubod nang sungit na Bilyonaryo?

Destiny really has its own way to let two people cross path especially when they less expect it. Isang kilalang modelo si Leilani Consorte. Noon pa man ay nagkakagusto na siya sa malamig, arogante at higit sa lahat, ang siyang nag-iisang lalaki yata na kailanman ay hindi magkakamaling patulan siya. But an insane chain of events knocked off her stilletos when suddenly, she found herself inside its mansion, being imprisoned by him. Instead of crying her heart out for being held captive, she saw it as an opportunity. Ginawa niya ang lahat ng pang-aakit para mahulog sa kanya ang mailap na puso ng lalaki. Makokontrol kaya ng aroganteng CEO ang kanyang bihag? O siya ang mabibihag nito?

Melanie Clifford, a sexy romantic freak and a sweet girl who was born as a female alpha, she lost her identity and forgot who she was or where she came from after being pushed off a cliff by her own sister when she was just sixteen years old and two weeks pregnant. Lucky for her, she survived the accident but her life was never the same, it turned into a horrible twist and she became a depressed woman as her new found bestfriend and cheating husband made life a living hell for her. It was very easy for them to deceive her since she had the inability to remember the past nor whatever happened the previous day, the doctors tagged her recovery impossible. Do you think that Melanie Clifford would ever discover that her real name was Diana Edward? Do you think she would ever discover that she was married to the wrong man? And if she does recover, what do you think would be the first thing she would do? I am sure you would love to find out. Lost In The Dark@Action filled, romance engulfed, drama and mystery unraveling. Do not forget to leave a comment below... Bellawealth@Simplyamazingauthor.

[COMPLETED] Dalawang hindi magkakilalang tao ang nagkaisa nang dahil sa kasal na magulang lang ang siyang may kagustuhan. Isang arogante na lalaki, at naging sunod-sunuran na babae. Isang nagngangalang Aurora ang tiniis ang lahat sa kamay ng napangasawa na si Lucas nang dahil sa pagmamahal sa kaniyang mga magulang. Isang walang kaalam-alam na Aurora na pinakasalan ang isang lalaki habang hindi lingid sa kaalaman na ito ay isang kilala bilang isang makapangyarihang mafia sa bansa. Isang misteryoso at napaka-pribadong Lucas na walang ibang ginawa kung hindi ang manakit ng kaniyang asawa at isipin si Iris na kaniyang minahal simula pa noong una. Ngunit nang dahil sa kinabangga na isa pang makapangyarihan na grupo ng isang mafia at nadamay ang kaniyang asawa, posible nga ba na sa unang pagkakataon ay maging maayos ang pakikitungo niya kay Aurora? Posible kaya na sa unang pagkakataon ay maiparamdam niya kung ano ang tunay na kahulugan ng isang asawa o hahayaan na lamang ito sa mga kamay ng halang din ang kaluluwa?

Reagan took Tamara from her father when she was ten years old. She expected the man to make her life miserable, but he did the exact opposite. She resided in a mansion-like home surrounded by Reagan's luxury items. She rarely sees the man, but he continues to send her expensive gifts. Reagan provided her a fantastic life. Until her eighteenth birthday, she has no idea what the man is up to. The man stormed into her room and declared coldly, "Let's get married." Tamara was confused, so she immediately rejected the man. Reagan was enraged by what Tamara had said, so he dashed over to her and deeply said. "You... are under my rules, and you must obey me." What will happen to Tamara? Will she marry the man who took her away from her father? Will she marry the man... she's been secretly in love with for years?

He drove there to annihilate the whole pack which had the audacity to combat against Him, The Dark Lord, but those innocent emerald eyes drugged his sanity and He ended up snatching her from the pack. Lyceon Villin Whitlock is known to be the lethal Dark walker, the Last Lycan from the royal bloodline and is considered to be mateless. Rumours have been circling around for years that He killed his own fated mate. The mate which every Lycan king is supposed to have only one in their life. Then what was his purpose to drag Allison into his destructive world? Are the rumours just rumours or is there something more? Allison Griffin was the only healer in the Midnight crescent pack which detested her existence for being human. Her aim was only to search her brother's whereabouts but then her life turned upside down after getting the news of her family being killed by the same monster who claimed her to be his and dragged her to his kingdom “The dark walkers”. To prevent another war from occurring, she had to give in to him. Her journey of witnessing the ominous, terrifying and destructive rollercoaster of their world started. What happens when she finds herself being the part of a famous prophecy along with Lyceon where the chaotic mysteries and secrets unravel about their families, origins and her true essence? Her real identity emerges and her hybrid powers start awakening, attracting the attention of the bloodthirsty enemies who want her now. Would Lyceon be able to protect her by all means when she becomes the solace of his dark life and the sole purpose of his identity? Not to forget, the ultimate key to make the prophecy happen. Was it her Mate or Fate?

Alex ang mayamang pangalawang henerasyong tagapagmana ng prestihiyosong pamilyang Ambrose, sa wakas ay natapos na ang kanyang pitong taong mahabang programa sa pagsasanay sa kahirapan. Minsan ay isang milyonaryo ay hinubaran siya ng kanyang kayamanan upang malaman ang halaga ng pera at pagsusumikap. Ngayon, nabawi na niya ang kanyang pagiging milyonaryo. Ngunit sa wakas ay makakatagpo na ba ng kaligayahan at pag-ibig si Alex ngayong mayaman na ulit siya? Tunay bang ginto ang lahat ng kumikinang? Sa muling pagpasok ni Alex sa mundo ng kayamanan at pribilehiyo, dapat niyang i-navigate ang mga hamon ng pagkakasundo ng kanyang mga nakaraang karanasan sa kanyang kasalukuyang katotohanan. Nagbago ang mga tao sa paligid niya, at ganoon din siya. Ang mga dating kaibigan at bagong kakilala ay susubok sa kanyang integridad, habang ang mga potensyal na pag-iibigan ay magtatanong sa kanya ng tunay na kahulugan ng pag-ibig at kaligayahan. Samahan si Alex sa kanyang paglalakbay nang matuklasan niya na ang kayamanan lamang ay hindi makakabili ng pinakamahalagang bagay sa buhay. Makakahanap ba siya ng tunay na kaligayahan at pag-ibig, o ang mga bitag ng kayamanan ay magdadala sa kanya sa landas ng kawalan ng laman at kababawan? Tuklasin ang mga kumplikado ng kanyang buhay sa isang kuwento ng pagbabago, pagtuklas sa sarili, at paghahanap ng tunay na katuparan.