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Gisella Molinero was forced and framed to marry a blind Italian business tycoon because of her family. Reluctant to accept the marriage at first, she kept a distance from her nominal husband. But his love and respect slowly unsealed her heart... The Caruso Series Book 1: Falling for The Blind Billionaire Book 2: The Billionaire Ex-Lover's Revenge

One week to pay off the debt of her dead father or become a sex slave for a powerful mafia gang? Andrea was just a young college dropout looking after herself when her father passed away. But unknown to her, her father was indebted to a mafia gang and even signed her off to them if she couldn't pay. She gets threats of being taken away if she can't meet up. Andrea turned to her billionaire boyfriend to seek help but he profusely dumped her. She went to the club to unwind with her best friend and lost herself, getting into a one night stand with a hot older stranger. The day the mafia gang were to take her because she couldn't meet the deadline, the older man halted them. “ Be my submissive Andrea and I will pay off your debts” He offered. Little did she know that he was her ex boyfriend's father? And she was getting herself into an entangled web of deception, secret and lies?

Si Lia Constantino ay isang ulila at bayarang babae na nagtatrabaho sa isang club upang suportahan ang kapatid niyang may malubhang sakit. Nang kailanganin ng kapatid ang isang kidney transplant na nagkakahalaga ng dalawang milyong piso, hindi na alam ni Lia kung paano makakakolekta ng ganitong halaga. Hanggang isang gabi, isang misteryosong lalaki, si Dr. Rabino Castillon, ang CEO ng CST Medical Center at isang single dad na may kambal, ang lumapit sa kanya. Nag-alok ito ng limang milyong piso kapalit ng isang kasunduan: magiging asawa siya ng doktor sa loob ng isang taon at magpapanggap bilang ina ng mga anak nito. Dahil sa hirap ng sitwasyon, at para sa kaligtasan ng kapatid, pumayag si Lia. Ngunit habang nagsisimula silang magsama sa isang bahay, unti-unting nahulog ang loob ni Lia kay Dr. Rabino—isang lalaking mahirap maabot at wala ng interes sa babae. Ngunit kung kailan nahulog ang loob ni Lia sa binata ay siya namang pagbabalik ng dati nitong asawa. Ipaglalaban pa rin ba niya ang pagiging asawa, kahit na ang kasal nila ay isa lamang kontrata? At paano kung may sekreto palang tinatago ang kanyang asawa?

A Date with My Ex-Boyfriend’s Dad At 22, Amelia is a thriving photographer—until her ex-boyfriend shatters her world. Desperate to move on, she agrees to a blind date, expecting nothing… until she meets Ethan Blackwood. Older. Powerful. Irresistibly charming. Their chemistry is instant, their connection undeniable. For the first time in years, Amelia feels alive. But neither of them knows the truth. Ethan is her ex-boyfriend’s father. When the past collides with the present, will love survive—or will it all come crashing down?

The daughter of my father's first love suffered from heatstroke because she was left in the car, so he tied me up in a fit of anger and locked me in the car boot. He looked at me with utter disgust and said, "I don't have a vicious daughter like you. Stay here and reflect on yourself." I begged him, apologized to him, and pleaded for him to let me out, but all I got in return was his ruthless order. "Unless she dies, no one is allowed to let her out." The car was parked in the garage. No one could hear me no matter how much I screamed for help. Seven days later, he finally remembered me and decided to let me out. However, he had no idea that I had already died in that trunk and could never wake up again.

Dahil sa hindi sinasadyang kasalanang nagawa, napunta si Nineveh sa isang sitwasyong hindi niya inaakalang mangyayari. Para mapagbayaran ang kasalanang ito kay Don Rioflorido na isang bilyonaryo ay kailangan niyang maging isa sa mga babaeng makikipagtalik sa kaniyang bulag na anak na si Rimo. Sa pagsasama ni Rimo, unti-unti nang nahuhulog ang loob ni Nineveh sa anak ng bilyonaryo. Ngunit nang mabuntis siya ay plinano niyang makalaya at itanan si Rimo dahil kinokontrol na nang bilyonaryo ama nito ang mga buhay nila. Pero hindi sila nagtagumpay. Hinintay lamang siya nang matandang manganak at saka siya pinalayas at pinakulong nito. Tila pinagdamutan si Nineveh at walang kaalam-alam kung buhay ba ang anak niya o hindi. Makakabalik pa kaya siya sa mansion upang malaman ang katotohanan? o tuluyan na siyang mabubulok sa kulungan?

My husband, Matthew Glover, fabricates a scandal to help his childhood sweetheart, reporter Melanie Reed, boost her numbers. "Mrs. Glover Sleeps Around—Multiple Affairs Lead to Repeated Miscarriages." He uses it as a gimmick to grab attention. Next thing I know, my name's in the mud and the internet's tearing me to pieces. When I bring up divorce, Matthew says I'm blowing things out of proportion. "Melanie just started at the TV station. If she doesn't deliver, her coworkers will laugh at her. You're just doing her a favor. It's not like you're actually losing anything." I don't even bother arguing with him. I simply push the divorce agreement toward him. "If you want to help her, go ahead. But we're getting divorced!"

He pinned me against the wall, his eyes burning with intensity. I tried to push him away, but he just smiled, his lips curling up in that annoying grin of his that looked sexy as hell. 'You can't resist me, can you?' he teased, his breath hot against my skin. I tried to deny it, but my body betrayed me, arching into his touch. He chuckled, his eyes glinting with triumph. "Don't," I whispered, my voice trembling with need. "I'm not ready for this." He paused, his gaze searching mine. Then, he leaned in closer, his voice low and husky. 'I think you are." When Tilda's fiancé cheats on her, she seeks comfort in a one-night stand with a stranger who pretended to be her groom to get her our a a bind but when she discovers he's her new boss, Richard, and the father of her young patient, Ivy, Tilda's world is turned upside down. As she explores her feelings for Richard, she must confront the consequences of their whirlwind romance as well as the Pandora's box they open. Will their love survive or will they end up like every Ill written love story?

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Martha Cecilia Montenegro is a kind and obedient child. There is nothing that she didn't obey on her parent's will. In fact, she grew up devotedly as a member of the church. Church of Holy Cross in Madrid. When she was ten years old, his father, Roland Montenegro, passed away because of an encounter. He is a brave SWAT officer. That is why she and her mother were the only people who were left in their big house. Everything was going smoothly until her mother remarried a man who was younger than her of ten years. She was forty-five, and the man was thirty-five. She was eighteen when her mother returned home one night from San Fernando De Hemates because her client was from the said place. By the way, she is a lawyer. Attorney Maricar Montenegro. They are both from the Pearl of the Orient Seas but graced by the royal monarchy of Spain because of their devotedness in the said country. Because of Ramil Montessori's desire to fulfil the promise to a ten years old girl when he was twenty-five years old, he indulged himself to a lawyer who was ten years older than him. He then met again that young girl when she's already eighteen years old. They had an intimate and elicit affair. Even they have a daily routine at bed whenever Attorney MM was gone for work. Sometimes, they are doing inside their house too. But because of their relationship as stepfather and stepdaughter, they are doing it in complete secrecy. But until when do they hide the elicit and daily routine? As they were in their wrongdoing, a Jessica Romualdez suddenly appeared. What if Attorney MM herself saw the two of them playing with fire of lust in her own bed?