Denki Funny Novels & Stories

She started to slide her tunic off over her head. “Ok, ok. That was a terrible joke,” Rex said quickly, reaching out to stop Dilo from taking off her top, much to everyone’s laughs. “Huh,” Kiri said with a broad smile, patting Dilo on the shoulder, “I have never seen a Dabu with a sense of humour, quite refreshing indeed.” “A win is a win,” Dilo replied in her low growling voice, smiling deviously at Rex as she pulled her tunic back down.

"William Shakespeare who? its Kristopher Farmington!" Namjoon entered with Derek who was eating carrots. "Papa lets eat together. you need the energy" Everyone laughed at Derek's unwillingness to eat vegetables and cute cunning behaviour to get rid of them

and he walked away. Geiru sighed. He would get himself in trouble for sure, and she walked away. Kenji smiled to himself as he came out from his hiding spot with a smile on his face that screamed malice. ‘It has been long since I had some fun. First Megumi and now the two of them’ he laughed to himself and looked for Megumi’s eyes in the crowd of people, but he caught Sachi’s and he winked at the older sister who glared hard.

I wanted to greet him and ask about him performing on stage but Amara cut in. "Was it you?!" Amara got up in his face. Ken-san leaned back. Looks like he was on his way back from somewhere because he was holding some onigiri. "Pardon?" He looked at her then me with raised his eyebrows, "Dude, what happened to your face?" ". . ." ~[Insert blah blah blahs]~ "Dude, you should sue," Kenichi said after I finished retelling my account. His expression was stern, but it was hard to take him seriously when he was drinking from a cherry-pink soda can with cute cats frolicking in sakura petals.

But my assumption went wrong when they burst out laughing not giving a fuck with those nasty looks they get from people who were busy devouring their foods but was bothered by my idiot excuse of friends. "Pft, Did I just heard him right?" Denver asked in between his boisterous laugh. What's funny with what I said? Are they really my friends? "I guess, he's sick," Yuki said as he calmed down a bit of his guffaw. "Pretty sick in love," he added and they both laugh pretty hard. We're not in the market place for Pete's sake. “Instead of mocking at me, can you just help me sort things out?” I asserted and furrowed my eyebrows at them. C'mon! They're not helping me at all.

Ken: Hello, sugar, I miss you sweet darling. Me: {Laughing} come on Ken, you are making me feel shy, what did you just call me? Surprisingly, it felt really nice talking to Ken. Ken: You know how much I love you, sweet darling. Me: Stop it! You are funny, do you know that? Ken: Otherwise, how are you? Me: Fine, I miss your dick. Ken: {Laughing} I also miss that tight pussy of yours. Me: {Laughing harder} Come on Ken, stop it! {I however loved his jokes}

"You are too silly, Ken!" He laughed as well; then he started cutely snapping his fingers together, singing a melody that instantly popped into his head...(The song is Deja-vu) "Stay, oh cool... La, la, la, hey! La, la, la, Stay!" Kenneth winks at Kita. She was stretching her eyes cutely at him. She went along with the melody. "La, la, la, la. Hey, oh cool...la, la, la, la.....I'll stay.....Did you just make that up?" Kita asked.

dhiren replied "when I disagreed say" salomi said "I'm scared about bunny she is clumsy" liam said "don't worry he understands her more than anyone" salomi smiled srinithi thought of taking coffee but don made her drink fruit juice she pouted and asked "why demon boss why you're denying me from drinking coffee" don replied "because kids are not allowed to take caffeine understand" Srinithi replied "but I'm adult" don rolled his eyes while saying "adult do you know whom we call as adult you dwarf" srinithi pouted with anger

Kylee and Gale were also present, eagerly waiting. When Freya pulled out something long, rubbery, and hard, everyone laughed their hearts out. IT WAS A DILDO! Kenneth’s Aunt Kate said, “As expected of Kenzie.” “Freya, you’re supposed to press here when you need to use it,” Kenzie said, pointing to a button—and suddenly, the thing convulsed! It was scary! Her inner thoughts laughed. Inner Devil: ‘Not bad, but let’s be honest, we want the version that argues, sulks, and spoils us with five-star breakfasts.’

He just said the funniest thing for him to say ever! "HAHAHAHA!" Ken'ichi laughed so hard for a minute while the old man looked at him annoyed. "You know what? Never mind. Screw you." the old man said pissed off and started to walk away holding his bottle of beer. "Old man, wait up!" Ken'ichi said as he held his stomach after laughing so hard. *SHOT!* He startled when an arrow passed by his cheeks and went straight to the old man. ***