Dirty Jokes For Him

I'm admitted to the hospital for gastritis, but my boyfriend shoots to his feet after receiving a call. "Chelsea has a fever. I'll go check on her; I'll be right back!" He runs off without waiting for me to say anything and doesn't return for the rest of the night. That night, I see a short clip that Chelsea Calloway has shared. "I'm not afraid of any illness with you by my side." I comment, "He is pretty good at caring for others."

This is a story about a girl who wakes up being beaten by a person she didn't know. But then she realized something when there was a blurred memory popping in her head. She remembers her body was used to being beaten by the girl who is whipping her right now, and that girl is her sister. She used to call her a princess without power, and the whole town used to bully her. Until one day, everything changed when a guy suddenly showed up and helped her escape from those bastards who were trying to pick a fight with her. But the thing is, she didn't know she existed to be bound with that guy. A guy who's full of fury, violent in his passion, an arrogant guy that she dispised the most and, at the same time, a gentleman that she needed the most right now. What do you think will happen? Would she fall in love with the guy she despised? Well, the answer is "I won't fall for your stupid arrangement! I won"t come to you, i reject yo---- But again, it looks like fate has another plan...

Synopsis Sa mata ng lahat, si Safara Gomez ay isang simpleng estudyanteng nerd na walang kapansin-pansin—laging nakasuot ng makapal na salamin at simpleng damit. Ngunit ang hindi nila alam, si Safara ay anak ng isang mayamang angkan, may taglay na katangi-tanging ganda, at itinago lamang ang kanyang tunay na pagkatao upang makaiwas sa mapanirang intriga ng mundo ng mga mayayaman. Sa kabila ng kanyang pagpapakumbaba, hindi siya nakaligtas sa pang-aapi ng mga kaklase, lalo na ng elitistang grupo ni Sabrina. Gayunpaman, nanatili siyang matatag dahil sa pangarap na makatapos ng pag-aaral. Ngunit isang pustahan mula kay Vince Rosales, ang gwapo at sikat na campus heartthrob, ang nagdala sa kanya sa pinakamasakit na karanasan sa buhay niya. Sa gitna ng pagkabigo at pagkasira ng puso, napilitan si Safara na ilantad ang kanyang tunay na katauhan sa isang grandeng beauty pageant na ginanap sa kanilang campus. Sa kabila ng pagkagulat ng lahat, siya ang naging sentro ng atensyon at itinanghal bilang reyna ng gabi. Ngunit hindi iyon ang huling sorpresa ni Safara—sa parehong gabi, iniwan niya ang eskwelahan, dala ang pangakong babalik siya hindi para magpatawad, kundi para maghiganti sa mga taong nagmalupit sa kanya. Handa na si Safara na muling ipakita ang kanyang lakas at talino. Ngunit paano kung ang kanyang pagbabalik ay hindi lang magdulot ng hustisya, kundi muling buhayin din ang sugatang puso?

Akala ni Donna ay pagiging isang kasambahay lang ang magiging trabaho niya ngunit hindi pala. Kailangan niyang bigyan ng anak ang amo niyang lalaki na si Dave kaya pumayag naman kaagad siya sa kagustuhan nito. Wala siyang ibang choice kundi ang pumayag. Crush niya rin ito. May nobya ito na pakakasalan nito sa mga susunod na buwan ngunit dahil sa hindi na ito puwedeng magbuntis ay nagdesisyon ang nobyo nito na si Dave na gumawa ng paraan upang magkaroon ng anak sila at 'yon nga ang naging desisyon niya—ang makipagsex kay Donna para magkaroon siya ng anak. Hindi naman niya puwedeng hiwalayan ang nobya niya dahil pagagalitan siya ng daddy niya. Habang ginagawa nilang dalawa ni Donna ang bagay na 'yon ay unti-unti silang napapalapit sa isa't isa hanggang sa nagkaroon sila ng relasyon. 'Pag ba nabigyan na ni Donna ng anak ang lalaking amo niya na si Dave ay tapos na rin ba ang namamagitan sa kanilang 'yon? Paano kung ayaw niya na itigil 'yon? Paano kung ayaw na rin ng lalaking amo niya na si Dave? Paano ang babaeng umaasa na pakakasalan ito? Ano'ng gagawin nila sa resultang 'yon?

For Xabrina, the only thing she wanted was to get revenge for the death of her family. However, destiny got her attention and played with her life. Agony was been her life in almost 2 years in living with the predators. In that whole years, she spent her life crying and hoping that someone would help her.She was so hopeless yet she was still fighting for her life. Two men heard her prayer and became her knight and shining armor. Two men wanted her love and attention. Two men with the same blood flowing in their veins fighting for her. They're twins but they're different. A human and a werewolf. Different worlds were fighting for the love of their life.However, is love enough to heal the aching soul of her? Secrets and mysteries appeared. Betrayal happened. Blood was everywhere. Who will going to survive? Who will continue his life with the love of his life? Can they achieve the happy ending? Everything has been written in the book of life. If you want to follow them, continue to walked through the path of life. Let your imagination wander in the enchanted book of love.

Young Elise of the Von Schillers was sent to Giancarlo so he can mentor her secretly. A cynic to love, she manages to draw him in with her innocent charm and cheeky wit, and it is seriously impairing his duties. ELISE SOLER is dreading the day she must face the world as a Von Schiller. But so far she's been distracted by her over-protective and uber-hot mentor, Giancarlo, who is sweetly serious about his responsibilities that it’s driving her nuts. She's never believed the nasty rumors about his connection to a secret and exclusive club that caters to the darkest secrets of tortured souls because, under his blanket of protection, she's never felt more safe. But when he himself confesses about The Secret Sins Club, she has to step back and see with unbiased eyes the real man lurking behind the beautiful mask ...

When I had only three months left to live after taking the cursed blade meant for my husband Lucian, his first love Lily returned. When I endured the pain and prepared a dinner to commemorate our anniversary, he did not come back, he was having a steamy car session with Lily. When I went to the hospital alone to buy medicine, he was accompanying Lili for her pregnancy check-up. I pretended not to have noticed, I just silently played the role of a perfect wife, and wrote him four letters as a gift for our anniversary. After I die, he saw the gifts I left behind and went completely insane.

Cilla Cagan is the ideal girlfriend to every man out there. Pero pihikan siya kaya sa edad na bente siete ay NBSB pa rin siya. Wala siyang interes na magkajowa o mag asawa man lang. But when she saw this serious, hot, and handsome man bigla siyang nagkainteres na magkaroon ng nobyo. But of course, love won't be love without any complications. Because when she's about to make her first move, the man told her an unexpected news that the first man caught her interest is gay. Kinapos siya ng hininga sa nalaman. But after knowing that unexpected news she still continued to pursue the man. Will she win the gays heart? Will she turn him into man?

Before she turns 21, Lya faces the ultimate choice: follow the path her family has set for her, or risk everything for the one who holds her heart. Romer, her childhood best friend, vanished from her life years ago when his family moved to another pack. Now, on the brink of adulthood, he’s back mysterious, powerful, and stirring feelings she thought she’d buried. But Lya’s parents have other plans for her, ones that involve a betrothal to the charming but dangerously possessive Niall, the Alpha’s son. As tensions between contendants rise and Lya’s heart is torn between duty and desire, secrets from her past and her future collide. Her true mate has been revealed, but the forces working to keep them apart are darker and more dangerous than she ever imagined. In a world where love is bound by fate but twisted by power, Lya must decide: will she fight for the mate she was destined for, or be trapped in a future she never wanted?

A young woman, who lived with her aunt after her parents died, found herself in the brothel. That day the most reputable Prince of Uruk was present. After a promise he had told her, he slept with her and the next day was gone. little did they know that she carried the heir to the throne of Larsa.