Romans & histoires Dirty Stories Funny

Life should be back to normal, it should be just work, coffee, and sleep. Repeating the cycle daily... But every time she opened the fridge, she remembered him stealing her last yogurt and leaving a sticky note: "I'll buy more, it is a promise but." He never did. She will scroll I*******m at night and see blue shirts, resampling his favourite color and pause too long staring or she would hear a laugh in a café that sounded like his stupid, loud one. or catch Evans sending old clips: Finn twirling in the kilt, Finn smearing salmon, Finn winning the dance off. She'd watch, smirk, then close it fast.

They didn't see me, but I saw everything, until a phone dropped against a lamp on the side table. I looked at it and it was my photo in a group chat. With dozens of messages replying to it. Laughing emojis reacting. "Send more Sophie, when he takes his pants off lol." The caption above my photo: "Look what my desperate second-hand boyfriend sent me. Embarrassing, right? He must think I'm a joke." My hands started shaking. "Sophie?" She turned. Her eyes went wide for a second. And then her face changed. She stood up slowly and unbothered, as I had interrupted her.

“Look at this little bastard. Couldn’t even commit. Two solid yeses and one ‘maybe I’ll ruin your life, maybe not.’ Classic. Just like the guys who made it.” She started laughing, and I started laughing with her, and then the laugh turned into something thicker in my throat that I had to swallow down fast. I whispered, mostly to the tests, mostly to myself, “Fuck.” Just that. One word. But it came out so small and so loud at the same time that Riley pulled me into a real hug, the kind that hurts your ribs, and I let her because what else was I gonna do?

Unice said, and I lifted Unice's thighs as my sperm dripped out of her pussy while my dick was still inside her. "I'll take care of that," I responded, picking up a tissue from the car. I took my dick from her pussy, and the sperm immediately spilled from her pussy; she touched the hem of her dress, and I cleaned the sperm from her pussy. "It's okay now," I murmured, and she stared at me and put on her underwear. "I'll just take time to rest, but what we did was unsafe, and Max saw us," Unice said, her face flushed as I scratched my head and smiled.

Anyone could walk in at any moment and see us, but none of us seemed to care. There was a certain thrill to it; the fact that we could get caught. We weren't doing anything illegal, but it sure felt like it. "You shouldn't be pleasured after your actions, yet here you are, enjoying it like a good little slut." I literally moaned. I'd thought dirty talk was overrated, but this… this right here was everything.

“You two really couldn’t wait for me, huh? Started the party early.” Julian chuckled darkly, finally easing his thick length out of me with a long, obscene pop. Thick white strands of his cum immediately dripped from my swollen, puffy pussy onto the sheets below. “She’s all warmed up and sloppy for you now, son. Come take your turn. Our dirty little secret just got a whole lot more fun.” Oliver stripped fast, his shirt and shorts hitting the floor in a heap. His cock sprang free, rock-hard and already leaking at the tip, curving upward with eagerness.

“What happened back there?” “Well, Mama talked me into applying for work at Cabinet Office as a janitor,” Mia replied. “I did and two weeks later I was called by the HR. I went there today and some jerk, the Director, wanted to take advantage of me in exchange for a job. I grabbed his balls and made him wish he had erectile dysfunction.” Crystal laughed out loud. “And the clothes and shoes?” “I wanted a souvenir,” Mia responded. “So, I made the motherfucker strip off in his office.”

Dink was sure he had come across such a phenomena one afternoon when he was doing eighty a week for a software company in Silicon Valley and everyone was snorting up in the stalls of the men’s room. He found it on the back of the toilette seat when he locked the door behind him. Someone had forgotten his stash. Someone had actually taken a shit. He saw the guy walk out with a great big smile. Everyone in the line behind Dink was laughing. Dink discovered what the man found so humorous. He walked out of the pisser with the same big smile. The smile lasted till quitting time. Sonny Boy sat down in her gold lame chair with the onyx tray on her lap, and began chopping up the crystal with a razor

I’m Leo, and yeah, you’re probably wondering how a guy who got dumped three weeks before Thanksgiving is now standing on a major adult film set about to fuck the one and only Chloe Vance. It all started with one dumb comment. I was venting to Marcus about the breakup when he leaned over my shoulder. “Dude, the studio just dropped a contest. Bad holiday? Spill your sad story in the comments and win a shoot with a top star. Might cheer you up.” “Type something,” he pushed. “Fine.” I typed fast: “Gf left me three weeks before Thanksgiving because my dick game is apparently mid. Now I’ll be alone jerking off to p**n instead of being in it. Thanks, Turkey Day.”

My sundress clung to my skin from the humidity, the thin fabric doing nothing to hide how my nipples had stayed hard since the pool earlier. Tyler grinned wide, already slurring a bit as he slammed back the fresh drink. “Nah, baby, we’re celebrating! Honeymoon rules. Kyle, remember that time in college when you got so fucked up you tried to piss in the RA’s fridge?” He burst out laughing, loud enough that heads turned at nearby tables, slapping his brother on the arm. Kyle leaned back in his chair, that cocky smirk never leaving his face, his eyes locked on me across the table like he could see straight through my dress.