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Finding Love Abroad
He laughs but shuts up.
“Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some.
“Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends.
“Tell me more,” I urge him.
“Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.
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Catching the Moon (Chasing the Moon Book 2)
But dammit the shit was funny …
Asher didn’t get it but Aspen was falling off the chair laughing.
So Em said: “F. O. T. C. L.”
“Oh god don’t spell.” Mickey complained who was also well past the point of buzzed and headed to drunk. She rubbed her temples with her fingers as if she was trying to stave off a headache.
“PLASTERED.” Em ticked and shook her head.
“CRYING!!” Aspen said, still laughing.
Em got to laughing too and so did Sylvia. Asher was still confused and Rainn was just smiling.
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I was more than pretty
And for the first ten minutes, it was perfect.
Laughter.
Jokes.
Stories.
Julian told a funny one about a client who brought a poodle to a meeting.
Serena threw her head back and laughed — loud, bright, practiced.
I chuckled, sipped my drink, played my part.
But then it started.
Not with words.
With glances.
Julian would look at her — not at her face, but at her neck, where a drop of lemonade had fallen.
His eyes would linger.
Just a second too long.
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His Pretty Little Pup
Wolves notice everything.
The neighbors’ voices carried through thin walls, through open shutters. They spoke of me as if I were a parable whispered around firelight. I heard scraps of it while walking through the market—half sentences that followed me like shadows. Her color is off. She smells strange. She doesn’t eat. She’s cursed. Each word clung, burrs burrowing deeper into already tender flesh.
Carlene’s hand tightened on my shoulder that morning as she drew me away from the open window where I had paused for air. Her grip was elegant even in its harshness, her voice a needle sliding cleanly between my ribs.
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The lost Mafia princess
I didn’t have to wait long for the replies.
“Aww,” Dad commented immediately, making me giggle.
“Someone’s living their best life,” Mike teased.
“Look at you, Miss Paris,” Leo added, followed by three laughing emojis.
“Try not to embarrass us while you’re there,” Zack chimed in.
And then there was Ryan. “You’re lucky I’m not there. I’d push you into the Seine.”
I burst out laughing, covering my mouth as I scrolled through their silly comments. They were ridiculous—every single one of them—but I loved them more than words could say.
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Beneath His Ice
emoji.
The messages arrived at random times throughout the day. A photo of his coffee cup with the caption "Fuel for another thrilling day of capitalism." A link to an article about workplace productivity with the comment "Thought you might find this amusing." Simple things that somehow made even the longest days feel a little less lonely.
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Is It Love? I: The Princess and the Hunter
Hihihihihihi.
"A classy and understanding one." Fafa Kirk. Awts! Classy!? Wait! Am I even classy?
"A fashion Queen. Because I'm the Fashion King." Yes, you are. So remove that shades of yours because it's already night not day!
"Hmmmmm... A woman that can ride me---I mean, my pranks and jokes. A woman who has a sexy, Coca-Cola body and watermelons~!" He even licked his lips and he literally looked a maniac addict. Gross!
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Dissonance and Harmony
I'm pleased that I've ruffled him for once.
“Ok, why do I like you? Well, you are funny, sweet, witty, cute - “
“Cute!” I say, miffed.
“What’s wrong with cute?”
“Babies are cute. Puppies are cute. Grandmothers are cute. I am not cute,” I say, huffing a little.
Carter laughs for a few seconds. “Ok, ok. Not cute. How about pretty?”
“I’ll accept it,” I say, mollified.
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Being a Half-Blood For Real
I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too”
I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile.
I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling.
Did I say something funny?
“Why’re you laughing?” I asked.
He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more.
“No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.
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A Royal Pain In The Texts
Jajajaja
I_pooped
...
'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing?
Will_the_devil
Fr fr
I_pooped
Willy, stop!
Quinn_beach
I have tea
I_pooped
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Not you too.
Quinn_beach
No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea.
Will_the_devil
Spill it, sis
I_pooped
Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here.
Quinn_beach
So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?
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Frequently Asked Questions
Laughter is one of life's greatest gifts, and sharing funny quotes with friends is like passing around little doses of joy. One of my all-time favorites is from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy': 'The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42.' It's absurdly brilliant and always gets a chuckle. Another gem is from Terry Pratchett: 'The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.' His wit is unmatched.
Then there's the classic from 'Friends': 'We were on a break!' It’s hilarious how such a simple line became iconic. For something more relatable, I love Mark Twain’s 'I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.' Dark humor at its finest. Sharing these with friends always sparks fun conversations and reminds us not to take life too seriously.
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