Doja Cat Ain't Sh Novels & Stories

i block her way. “Have you heard the news, it gonna rain a lot this week. Better keep my cat Bruce in huh?” really Summer, you don’t even have a cat named Bruce lee or any other damn cat or pet. I pretty sure cats don’t go all karate on you. Get it because Bruce lee.. okay shut up Summer. “No i haven’t.. is it? i just hope your cat doe not get soaked.”she jokes. I try to laugh but i pretty sure i sound like someone who has breathing problems. “Now if you would just move i would like to put this in the room.”

He said with utter sadness in his voice. “I got it Josh, but seriously you know Athea does not like it when you tell me to cage her. She is not an animal you will ever cage. But she is smart enough to know when and when not to shift.” Anna lectured him. This was their common banter. He would do something stupid like tell her to cage her cat and shed lecture him on being an asshole. I loved it. I couldn’t wait to find my own mate.

Nirvana said after drinking from the glass of water "What? Me, jealous of that crocodile voice of yours? What a joke. If anything should happen to your voice, know that you caused it. By the way, you're the one jealous of my flexy body, my ass are soft compared to those planks you call ass" Aliya fired back and it seems it was another round of argument between them "What? Pla.. Plank? Nirvana stuttered " yes, watch my soft ass" Aliya said and twerk infront of her. "if you're sure your ass aren't that strong, then shake it" Aliya said daringly

I closed my eyes, about to jump off a building, when an ill-timed phone ringtone blared. On the other end of the phone came a voice that I couldn't be more familiar with. It was my own voice. "Don't jump, Jack Sterling."

It worked. The blond was back to her smiles as she kissed and stroked the cat. “Miss Julia, what does the ‘N’ stand for again?” Doxy cupped his face to plant a kiss on his head. “Mew!” The cat smacked her face and jumped away. “Oh,” Doxy pouted after the now irritated cat. She was clearly not a cat person. Julia couldn’t help but laugh at the sight. “It stands for NONE of your business, Doxy.” Julia went moving for her sleeves.

Vanessa folded her arms. "You don't want the man." She paused. "You want what comes with him." Chloe remained silent. "The expensive house." Silence. "The comfortable life." Silence. "The luxury." Still nothing. "And someone who'll never say no when you swipe your credit card." Chloe suddenly laughed. Vanessa blinked. "What's funny?" "You really think this is about money?" "Isn't it?" Chloe slowly shook her head. "No." She looked down at Ryan's picture again.

The cat meowed aggressively. “She regrets nothing,” Kai observed. Mira immediately slumped against the counter, laughing. Jonas pointed dramatically at the animal. “THAT WAS A PLANNED ATTACK.” “She probably just wanted food,” Aren said dryly. Elio eyed the cat suspiciously. “Or she works for the ocean.” “Elio,” Noah said wearily, “not everything works for the ocean.” The cat leisurely jumped down from the fridge, actually snatched a potato off the floor, and sauntered calmly out the open back door.

I will kill you no matter what! After he translates their conversation, it is that moment I saw the cat raising her paw while standing on the snake’s head. “H-Hey! Do something!” I said to that man. “Deyja.” (Die.) WHAM!!! “HISSHAAA…!!?” With just that one stomp with her paw on the snake, the mighty blow cracks the ground till it crumbles, forming a hole just below the place she stomps. …The snake definitely suffered a certain amount of damage.

“—came back to see him on the couch doing that little crouchy pose, you know the one dogs do when they shit—” “—and he took a dump on the couch, got it,” Jedidiah says, staring up into the sky soullessly. “So? Where’s the culprit?” As if hearing his name, Cat stalks out from the bedroom, shaking himself so his fur fluffs up and he looks like an oversized marshmallow. Jedidiah’s anger dissipates. Aw. It’s not his fault. Damn, Cat has Jedidiah wrapped around his little paw. “Um, we shooed him away right as he was doing his poop, so…”

It was flashy for Diha, who was not normally one to call attention to herself. "Say it with me." Cat, Diha's lab assistant and friend, hooked her arm in Diha's. "You are a badass and you kick ass." Diha peered sideways at Cat as they waited for the crosswalk sign. "That's a lot of, well..." "Ass?" Cat grinned at her. "I should never have let you talk me into this." Diha pressed a cool hand to her heated cheeks. It was September in London and while it wasn't cold, it was a misty gray day.