Doofenshmirtz Novels & Stories

When he tries to get up, I kick him in the face. I hear someone coming from behind. Spinning around, I block a punch. This one is fast, but I’m strong. I grab his arm, and he grunts. His eyes widen as I twist him around, and he’s defenseless as I throw him into the pool. Water splashes, the ice blue water turning brown, and the man yells. “It burns,” he cries. “It burns!” So I was right to not get into the water. Thank God. The crack of a whip soars through the air, and I duck it. A Silver Hunter with long blonde hair peeking out from her helmet advances on me.

Ash: Doom OF: Ashy, what? Ash: Oh my fucking god OF: Ashybear Ash: What have you done, Paul OF: ASHYBEAR? OF: There are so many OF: F*ck OF: Uncontrollable OF: They are bursting OF: Mia, hold me back MC: No OF: UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU

First Megumi and now the two of them’ he laughed to himself and looked for Megumi’s eyes in the crowd of people, but he caught Sachi’s and he winked at the older sister who glared hard. He went off to find more wine. “I don’t like him being here” Sachi told her sister. “He’s not doing anything”. “Yet” she sighed. “Sachi can you just calm down. My house isn’t on fire and everyone is still alive. Stop acting like he’s a demon”. “He’s not a demon. He’s a spawn of Satan”. “If he is, then what are we?” Megumi asked. Her sister again wasn’t thinking. “He’s human and nothing bad is going to happen during the remainder of his stay.

My silver briefcase shook staggeringly and I held it with a firmer grip. "I don't under– " I fell on my knees crouching. "How did you know my name? " He heaved a frustrating sigh and crossed his arms in front of him. "As expected... Humans–such confused species, " he muttered almost under his breath and shook his head. "Clearly, you did not hear my vague introduction. I am Mann, God of time and I am one head of the great PRIMORDIALS. " My mind still raced like a battlefield, his second introduction was no different from the first, but one thing I noticed was his sincerity. If he was 'one head', how many heads are there then?

To sigh. " Finish her." With this being said, he turns around to leave when I scream from behind. Clenching my fists. " W...ho...a..re you!" The man's back stiffens and that's when he runs his fingers through his hair. To let the hood drop. “ Cerberus… they call me Cerberus . The barrier between life and death. And also the loyal servant of her, my Queen. Heratte…” “ The Goddess of Darkness.”

David finally piped in, fighting back his laugh. Tanner shrugged and mixed his beer with a shot of whiskey. "We all can't commit to eating the same shit every day like you David" he mocked, chugging down his mixture. "Herpes is a real thing man" David laughed along. "Shames on you cus I have my dick sterilized every Mondays and Saturday's" "The fuck!" Luke barked out a laugh, almost spitting out his drink. "You're fucking insane" David laughed, so hard that his ribs hurt, and when they finally settled down from their laugher, his phone buzzed.

his voice jerked me back to reality. "hmm can I get your order"I said trying to sound confident, his voice sent me to planet zecury,I don't even know if it exists. "Two pot pies and one smoothie" he said back, with his eyes fixed on me. For the first time I saw genuine admiration and not the usual look of lust I was used to.

he said as he stared at the burning building with the kidnappers inside screaming in pain. “Grim reaper?” confusion was on my face. He shook his head, “Non, I am Doom and I bring death to people.” “What do you mean?” I asked with confusion. He replied with a cold voice, “It doesn’t matter. You will forget about me anyway.” “I won’t… You saved me. I owe you my life,” I murmured. “You will, I will make you,” he softly mumbled as he slowly snapped his finger in front of me.

The room was filled with roars and disgusts once again. "I knew it! That fucking gay is a manwhore!" "So that's why he didn't plan up the whole operation. He was too busy fucking up someone's dick for him to abandon his duties and responsibilities. Gross." "He disgusts me. He's a fucking disgrace to the authority and the White Wolf's Clan!"

No matter how hard i try to run away, Dalon would always drag me back to the beauty salon. I even tried making a good excuse. He replied “Seriously, you really think i would believe you telling me that Ginger is in danger because of some zombie apocalypse..” he gives me an ‘are you serious look’. ” You really need to stop playing those zombie video games, it’s messing with your head.” He said poking my head.