Doofenshmirtz Novels & Stories

However, to find him, I must remember his name. “What was his name, Helen? Do you remember his name?” I asked my wolf but I forgot she was so whacked about him that she too had forgotten his name. I shook my head and broke out of my thoughts and got out of that royal-looking bathroom. This was so expensive which made me think if alpha Gerald customized his toilet seat with gold. I could not help but let a chuckle slip from my mouth. I blew dried my hair and put on a red pajama set. I decided to take a break and enjoy my meal in my comfortable PJs before I had to go back to my role as the daughter of Luna Kendall Clausen.

✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ Samantha Last night- it rained so hard, I seriously slept like a baby. So can someone explain to me...why the hell is it so cold? It was 90 degrees out yesterday, seriously. I swear, I hate California weather. It's so darn unpredictable. My alarm went off, waking me from my slumber. I grunted, hitting snooze and trying to roll back to sleep, only to get slapped in the face by crazy sleeper Kim. "Ouch.." I blurted out, swatting her hand away from me.

I turned around slowly, pasting a wide, empty smile on my face. The man standing behind me wore a deep maroon suit tailored perfectly to his broad shoulders. A half-mask fashioned from dark leather covered the upper portion of his face, but his lips were curved into a vicious little smirk. I recognized the gold insignia pinned to his lapel instantly. Adrian had forced me to memorize the family crests on the car ride over. This man belonged to the Uncle's faction. He was a direct enemy in the inheritance war, and he was standing close enough to smell my fear.

I groaned a bit but didn't give them the pleasure of hearing me cry out in pain. I smiled at them, " that was powerful" I say, " your name is Clover Doharty, correct?" He asked. I frowned, "wha-""technology has improved" he simply said. " If you already knew, then why?" I ask, he smirked " it's fun watching rogues suffer" he said " wow! That's not sadistic" I muttered with an eye roll.

I’m sure someone will see it strange that a naked man is driving a doorless car with a screaming woman inside. But my happiness was short lived when the driver speaks to me again. “Don’t dare make stupid actions with me. Stay still and act normal. If you do otherwise, then you’ll never see the light of day again. You already see what I am capable of.” His every word leaves a promise. I am pretty sure he’ll do it without a second thought. He’s a monster after all. “Is there an inch of normal with you two being naked in the car for everyone to see?” I said sarcastically.

He facepalmed himself "Which one?" James laughed. "What the hell is wrong with you. You sick son of a bitch." Damen frustratingly said and hit his shoulder. “Ow… that hurts,” James said while holding his shoulder. “Good. It should.” “But think about what I told you.” He smirked again. “Okay. Master James.” He brought his hands together and bowed in front of him.

“But how is it possible? Yer dead.” I give him a shy smile and wave. “Hi…I’m actually…my name is Lana,” I sputter nervously as a blush crawls up my cheeks. He might look like the actor, but his melodic voice is different. Where the actor was British, Rafael has a light, Scottish lilt. It’s not as obvious as Lucifer’s or Michael’s, but it’s there. Lucifer gives me a bemused snicker and whispers, “Stop ogling my little brother, lest I get jealous, luv.”

Jake said He snapped his finger close to my face and disturbed me and my thoughts. Doofus! "What now"...I said "You kept staring at the door, that I thought you were talking to a ghost" ...he said "That's why I call you doofus".. I said "And that's why I call you dweeb".. He said and I rolled my eyes "Whatever".. I said "Or don't tell me that you're crushing on Dave".. He laughed "No, stop getting on my nerves doofus"... I said "Female fag"... He said and we laughed

Hiroto slaps him in the back while he chokes on his words and turns to Hiroto in his familiar tyrant look "I am not fat!!!!. You're all just thin little chopstick bitches.Adam, I am supporting you, so you owe me 5 bucks; Adam and I are not fat, we're buff. You're all toothpicks that we could break in half. So clearly we're the strongest of this group. Muahahahaha!!!"Everyone including me looks at him weirdly, it's like a kid on an extreme sugar rush and a serial killer together

“You insolent fool! The apostle of Dazzle, the Witch Doctor, is the king of traditional medicine, also known as the Immortal Doctor. The Immortal Doctor can never be disrespected. Consider yourself lucky that I only gave you a slap!” Jim clutched his face and looked on in horror.