Drunk Pikachu Novels & Stories

It was the same arm that had been holding my hand. Was this in my imagination too? Now all I saw was blood. Everywhere. Both Joshuas stumbled back. The other male approached me. “Piper, are you okay?” I started laughing. “What is so funny?” “The flying pigs are trying to fart on your hair.” “Oh, Goddess,” the male said in frustration. “Piper, did you drink any of that wine?” I giggled. “No, but Joshua did and he forced some down my throat. Is that why the pigs are here? And why everything looks blurry?”

“No more beers for you.” She shot me a smile as she led him away. “Sorry, sometimes these guys get a little carried away with their fantasy role play. Especially when they’ve been drinking.” A little puzzled, I decided it was time to find Julie, who of course wanted to stay longer, even though I was beyond ready to call it a night. I told her about crazy Drake, and the cute guy she was with brushed if off, saying Drake got like this when he played Dragons and Dungeons. I was told to just ignore him. Julie told me the same thing and assured me that nobody wanted us

My wolf, Conner, chuckles. “I told you to stop at two,” he laughs at my pain. Since I’m in control of my body at the moment, he isn’t feeling even the least bit hungover. I threaten to shift just to make a point and he shuts up. Gideon, Barry and I had spent all night playing poker in my living room and now I’m feeling the consequences of drinking sasquatch ale. Apparently, Barry’s friend, Susan, works with the local brewery and has helped them create a draft strong enough to down a full-grown Bigfoot, and also does a good job of knocking down a full-grown werewolf as well. Poor Gideon with his witch metabolism is a little better than a human in these situations.

said Father Zao, relentlessly "Then drink some!" "Cheers!" 'Why how bitter is it that people still drink it, and why are their heads so dizzy' Lilith's face brushed red, and her body shook uncontrollably for a few moments. The sharp-eyed Sasuke immediately went up to assist "What's wrong, not feeling well?" He asked with concern "So dizzy, I want to sleep ----" said Lilith and collapsed into Sasuke's arms "Could this be the ----- One Cup Drunk Physique!" Father Zuo suddenly realized

' Maria noted that despite the monkey's drunkness, its agility and speed were no joke. The Drunk Fire Monkey shot another attack of fireballs at Maria, and they consumed her, earning a worried yell from both Mai and Julian. The beast was once again about to take another swing of its booze, only to have Maria flying from out of the blaze, dual fans in her hands, a grin stretched across her face.

Kimber stood by, watching the ensuing chaos in horror. “Dragon, I'll get you, all of you,” he screamed, as Nick and Adam held him down.But Madchen paid no attention, as she watched Drago turn a shade of blue, and foam at the mouth. “Drago!” She dropped to her knees, shaking him by the shoulders, but he didn’t respond. Instead, he stared up at the lights, seeming catatonic. His green eyes faded to a deep black, rolling to the back of his head.

Piper continues to spit out gibberish. "Yeah right. Oh fuck I feel like twerking.." Alexa chuckle. "Yeah me six. Do you know mosquitoes can't breathe ?" Piper jabbers. "Yeah and they can fart too. Tiny little bitches..." Alexa adds as they high five each other. God ! being drunk is annoying. It reminds me of the day I drank cock demon and I had to call Gray hot. Yeah , literally he's hot and i even wanted us to get laid. Thank God I don't remember a thing.

I said to Nick and he just nodded and bounced the ping pong ball on the table. "What the fuck is this? Sorcery?" I said in disbelief looking at the plastic cup where the ping pong ball was floating because Nick just fucking shoots the ping pong ball on the plastic cup again. Nick was just grinning proudly at me. I took the plastic cup and drank the beer in it. After a while, I feel very dizzy and I just prop my hand on the edge of the table to support myself from getting out of balance. "Drunk already?" Nick asked me but I just shook my head firmly and I let out a deep breath before I took the ball and bounced it on the table, and just my luck, the ball fell on the floor again.

he asked like a child waking from a good dream. “Oh dear, sir, it’s right here!” Drick said as he handed over a sack of seafood, while Dark was still groping around with his eyes closed, as if playing rock-paper-scissors with the air. “Squid! The monster—oh wait, the crab! Hurry! Honey might get upset!” Dark whispered nervously, grabbing the squid that almost slipped and stuck to his face. Drick could only shake his head, holding back laughter. “Sir, you’ve really mastered snoring more than I mastered fishing.”

VERENA “See what you did?” Dory glares at Drake, who scratches the back of his neck. “Eh…it's a game where, um…you throw a ping-pong ball in plastic cups that have…” Drake looks at Dory hesitantly before answering, “Apple juice.” Ezra looks at them with amusement. “Wow. That sounds awesome. I want to play beer pong too!” He chirps and shifts his gaze towards me. “Mommy, can we play beer pong?”