Drunk Pikachu Novels & Stories

Confused because no one usually uses that spot in a heavy rain. He was wearing a black hoodie. Occasionally puffing smoke from his cigarette with his right hand. While the other remained tucked inside his hoodie's pocket. There was a long moment of silence. Then he stares at the sky. "It's raining cats and dogs tonight. You can have my umbrella if you want." This guy tosses his cigarette on the ground and steps on it. While his other hand still remained in his pocket. "Thanks but no thanks my pad is just a walking distance from here. Have a good night."

=== Item: Fruit Punch (Bottled) Description: Refreshing bottle of homemade fruit punch using real fruits. Effect: Quenches thirst for 10 minutes. Crafted by: Zen === “Would this work?” Zen asked. Akiko grabbed a bottle from the fridge and excused herself. Oritha didn’t bother going after her. Only one person had to test the effects, and she did not feel like revisiting the lava sauna. Waiting in awkward silence, Zen kept his hands busy with slime puddings. Oritha took a nap and waited until Akiko sent a message.

So no Scooby-Doo mysteries were solved here. "You're right." Drunko leaned into my space, specifically in the "your too close zone" as he chugged some drink that smelled like pure gasoline. He belched, obnoxiously loud and right in my face. The nerve of some people's children… "Hey, dude." Do not scissor-kick this dingus in the face, self, don't do it! "You mind easing back some? Trying to strip here." My complaint fell on dumb drunk deaf ears: "Hey you, elf chick, do some magic or something! Do a spell!"

"There was a server. He was handing out drinks at the event and gave me one." "Did you see his face?" My head shakes at Darius. I didn't think to concentrate. I just took the glass. "You were drugged with Anthfloxcic; it's a type of aphrodisiac but also, in a way, makes the body hard to move, leaving you powerless." That's why. I felt confused about why I reacted like I did with Beta Luca despite wanting him to stop.

I hope he stayed there while I drank that dwarfish gasoline shite until I obliterated myself. The only problem is the events after drinking that shit from dwarves are pretty blurry. That was fucking reckless. To drink to oblivion in the underworld in the midst of the fucking war. Well done, Erzelus, well done. I don’t know should I do a sarcastic clap to myself or should I slap myself. Even Malletigan is not that stupid to drink recklessly in mid of the battlefield. I felt a grunt somewhere deep inside me, probably Malleteagan, trying to growl at my remark but fuck him. He is not relevant. I am trying to open my eyes again, but this is so fucking difficult as if someone glued my eyes with su

I'd be known as Alpha bitch-boy. “Ah, I see what's wrong,” Durk smirked. “You need a little help,” he winked, sticking his tongue out and doing that belly dance thing that Channing Tatum did in that movie, where he played a stripper. “Huh?” I said dumbly. “I need to pee,” I blurted. “Now?” Durk yelled. His eyes flashed golden for a moment. I guess his wolf was pissed at me for having him waiting so long. He quickly rubbed his eyes, hoping I didn’t see them change colour. He opened them again when his wolf calmed down.

I whispered and his eyes went a bit bigger before he relaxed his face again. “No thank you. Virgins might be nice to have if you are someone that wants a girl with no experience. Prepping them can be such a pain,” Zurig laughed and for some reason I am having a hard time understanding this relaxed attitude. Did the drug already take effect on him? “Oh, here you are. I got you another drink!” I heard Sandy coming closer and handed Zurig a drink. The color of this drink is a bit off too, but not enough for a drunk guy or anyone that is not focusing on it, to see.

~~~ This chapter contains mature content (18+) and some violence. Read at your own risk and feel free to skip it if you are not comfortable with it. Thank you 🤗 And no bad comments, please!!!🤪 Author's POV "I hope this time, our Mr. Dumb would get closer to her," Peter sat on the stool and said while opening a new bottle of beer. He took a sip and Dave smirked wickedly. "Of course, he will. I had drugged him, and this time the dosage is - new aphrodisiac," Dave swallowed his shot at one go and another side, Peter threw beer, he had just drunk a while ago.

Finally, he would put it to use. No one noticed Darryl's discreet action. It was not long after that the pirates had drunk lots of wine. Darryl was great in conversation and he had tamed the shark, so the pirates admired him deeply. As such, they never refused Darryl when he offered them wine. Even Zale and his brothers had drunk a lot of wine. After a few rounds, the ecstasy power began to take effect. "Why do I feel the kick of the wine is a little stronger today..." Zale muttered before falling asleep on the table.

T:- (shocked ) I swear to drunk I am not god . D:-(laughing ) We will talk about this in the morning . (Concerned) Had you never drank before ? T:-(pouting ) No I don't like the smell of alcohol it sucks . D:-( he get a but distracted seeing her pouting ) Come on , eat something then we will leave okay . (He manage to make her eat a good nutritious meal ) T:-(after eating ) Can we stay a little longer please Drake ? D:- (immediately ) No love , Now we are leaving you are drunk love you need to rest moreover it's your first time drinking and trust me you definitely crossed your limit .