Drunk Text Meme Novels & Stories

“Well, at least you’re not the sorry sap who got cheated on by a woman who ran around spending millions of your damn money.” I smiled and looked down at the bottom of the glass. “No…I’m just his wife.” The bartender didn’t hear me and he didn’t need to. Pulling out my phone, I scrolled through my messages before deciding that drunk texting was indeed the best idea. I typed in the number that was at the bottom of the email that Derek-with-two-fucking-first-names sent me and stared at the message. What do you say? Sorry your new wife sucks? Sorry you picked poorly while you’re married to someone else?

Me: What eves stupid Zachy: I'm not stupid😑 Me: Yes you are and you know that Zachy: Not Me: To Zachy: not Me: To Zachy: not As Im about to type, Andree busted out laughing. I decided to use Zach's reply "Baby, Are you drunk?" I asked him. "No, I don't drink" He frowened "Why?" Oh Great, he doesn't get it. "Never mind. What are you laughing?" I asked, being the curious me. "Nothing" He shrugged and turn his attention back to his phone.

"Drink up, bitch! The night isn't over yet!" I clink my glass with hers, grinning. "Shit, I'm down for anything!" I'm drunk as hell, my body burning so hot I'm tempted to strip right here on the dancefloor, but I don't stop. I can't. Because if I do? He'll creep back in. And that road only goes one way. Drunk texting. Begging. Crying for the attention of a man who's already proven I don't mean shit to him.

T:- (shocked ) I swear to drunk I am not god . D:-(laughing ) We will talk about this in the morning . (Concerned) Had you never drank before ? T:-(pouting ) No I don't like the smell of alcohol it sucks . D:-( he get a but distracted seeing her pouting ) Come on , eat something then we will leave okay . (He manage to make her eat a good nutritious meal ) T:-(after eating ) Can we stay a little longer please Drake ? D:- (immediately ) No love , Now we are leaving you are drunk love you need to rest moreover it's your first time drinking and trust me you definitely crossed your limit .