Drunk Text Meme Novels & Stories

I might want to fuck you too. I blinked at the response, confused for a moment. Was this another one of her stupid jokes? I thought it was until I saw another text drop. You down? Confused, I flicked my gaze to the profile picture at the top of the chat box. “Fuck me.” My hand flew to my mouth and I bolted from the couch. My drunk ass didn't text that picture to my best friend’s DM. This was a complete stranger’s chat box. The same one I took a screenshot of his picture.

“Drink up! Remember the last time we drank together? Or was it the time before the last?” Albert tipsily raised his can of beer at Kaze. They usually drank regular beer instead of liquor. There was nothing better after a brutal battle than good food and beer. Kaze raised his beer and refuted with a smile, “Geez, you can’t even remember.” “Hahaha.” Draco and Albert guffawed. While they might be in positions of power, they were young at heart. Once the alcohol got to their heads, they started to talk about internet memes.

to make it special for my 21st I'm starting to feel my first drink I'm in the music I decide to text Arron I told him it's my birthday and asked if he would come out to celebrate with me I told him I was lit and wanted him. Arron replies in 2 minutes, saying he is getting dressed and will be on the way before he arrives. I realize I’m so drunk that I can hardly keep up stumbling to the restroom. I closed the stall door and decided to force myself to vomit to reduce the alcohol that was already in my body. By the time I was done, I got a call from Arron saying he was there. I try to move quickly, but I’m still very much drunk; I’m sure he noticed. I’m kissing all over his neck and mouth. We

If you have ever been drunk while driving you would understand how I feel, I almost is a shift of chances, I ran into a trailer because I was drunk and suddenly went into a sharp deep sleep on the starring, next was a bright headlight the vehicle sparkles out my consciousness when I knew I was face to face with a trailer. It was like a movie when a huge dog bounced on my car and pulled me out, the way my car was compressed from the smash of the heavy-duty trailer, one would describe the driver's body as shrinking into a squeezed paper. Drake pops up with an unplanned smile on his face and both of hugged each other like a brother who had missed the other and the unhugged.

Typing errors scattered through the text, words slurring together in a way that almost made me laugh. Subject: Hey, Nt sur how muuuch sense this wokl make, but had to… 8 mean, haad t write. Ben think aboyt… u. bout Satirday. Avout… us. Can’t get out of my head. So ssexy Maybe it’s thr drinks, mayybe is exhaustion, but your… diffrent. And want more. Not like… casually, but… I dunno. I want to see u again. Soon.

And fvck my life. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * // Note For The Readers (especially the young, teenage, nerdy or / and horny ones): Dr*gs and alc*hol are bad, work hard but play harder. Study now so you can coast through college and get a job that leaves ya bankin, eat your vegetables and practice abstinence.

I pour myself a whisky over ice, add a splash of mineral water from the fridge, and take it into the living room. Then I text her again.Hey! Just checking, is everything okay? No worries at all if you’re busy, but just want to make sure all is well :-) x I sip the whisky while I browse the ‘Today I Fucked Up’ subreddit, pulling a face as I read a post by a guy who mistakenly used some kind of facewash for lube while he masturbated and ended up losing the top layer of skin on his family jewels. Jesus. Now I need to go bleach my eyeballs. I’m engrossed in the comments and physically jump when the phone buzzes in my hands. I feel a swell of relief—it’s Alice calling.

And fvck my life. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * // Note For The Readers (especially the young, teenage, nerdy or / and horny ones): Dr*gs and alc*hol are bad, work hard but play harder. Study now so you can coast through college and get a job that leaves ya bankin, eat your vegetables and practice abstinence.

The crowed agreed and wave with me as the DJ plays his remix songs. Somehow, these nights reminded me of him. Flashes of painful memories entered my brain. I can even remember how I begged him to stay but he didn’t which made me have this habit of drinking liquor. “Fuck him!” I added the drink the remaining half of vodka from the bottle. I smashed the bottle on the wall the has a neon sign, “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”. The whole crowd gone wild when it illuminates more and a four letter word flashes in the whole bar.

: It's already five can beer that I already drank, don't worry I'm not a light drinker, I won't get drunk easily while drinking beer and don't worry Xavy is serious on watching the superheroes movies he didn't even take off his glance on the Tv screen. : By the way, focus on your meeting and stop texting me while you are in a meeting or else i'll get mad. Xoxo. She sighed and then she also find the name Heira on her contact, once she find it already she message her. To: Honey <3 (by the way, she's the one who put her name under honey on her name on my contacts.) :Hey, I drank your beer thanks by the way... kekekeke She chuckled at what she texted to her. She didn't have to wait for her repli