Drunk Text Meme Novels & Stories

He gave me a weird stare. “What?” he gave me a weird look. “Please! I need it!” “You need it… like… sex?” He asked making me freeze in silence. “Eww you are so annoying!” “hmn.” He hummed irritating me more. “But honestly, the best way to stop drunkenness is sex. And why do you wanna stop? What's the fun of drinking anyway if you ain't high?” “Fun of drinking?” I scowled. “There is no fun in drinking okay. It’s… idk.”

Alaric pinched her cheek, "Don’t think you can get away with saying these things just because you’re drunk." Lena giggled foolishly. He rubbed his temples. "Forget it, arguing with a drunk is pointless. Wait..." A mischievous grin spread across his face as an idea struck him. Raising his phone, he teased, "I’m gonna record your goofy, drunk face and let you die of embarrassment when you’re sober tomorrow. Hahaha..." On camera, Lena puffed up one cheek indignantly, hands on her hips. "You wouldn’t dare!"

The dim lighting glides over the dark wood, the clean walls, the black leather of the sofa. I gently lay her on the sheets. She moans. Arches. Her skin is burning. Her dress clings to her thighs. She grips me again, pulling at my shirt. — I’m hot… please… help me… I kneel beside her. My gaze searches her face. Damp forehead. Dilated pupils. Erratic breathing. — You’ve been drugged! She blinks, blurry. — Someone put something in your drink. Damn, you idiot… you didn’t even realize it.

"I was drunk or something. Hell I don't fucking remember." "Well you better remember something or I swear I'll gouge your eyes out!"

Before I locked my phone, I saw a previous text from almost a month ago when my thumb accidentally slid up: "Exactly, which is why you should ice skate." The text message read. "No. I'm not embarrassing myself. Today is all about you." stated my reply. Sebastian then sent a photo of the infamous "confused black girl meme," with her holding her palm up, wearing an irritated look on her face. I smiled to myself, remembering how hard I laughed when he sent me that. "You're an idiot, Sebastian." "A gorgeous one, though." the next text read. "Goodnight, Sebastian."

09xxxxxxxxx All right, eat it! You haven't eaten before. You walked out! Haha xoxo. 'Do not reply. You may be driving now! You may be upset that you can no longer see the road because of the fats on your face! Haha. Joke. Bye. sent: 1:35 pm This idiot is crazy! There is still a real desire to leave the teasing. I act annoyed but I really laugh at the crazy words he texted!

Comment down below. Don't bother about the sickness, it just popped in my brain, it's not real. See you next time!!! Much ❤❤❤and

"You know, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Turn your difficulties into positivity. Past is past. What's gone is gone." Lucifer shrugged. "When life gives you lemons, add vodka and drown your sorrow till there's nothing left to grieve." "I doubt vodka is the answer but let's give it a shot," Draven muttered as he plopped his body on an adjacent chair and poured vodka into his glass. "That's strong." Draven twisted his mouth as he savored the bitter taste of alcohol in his mouth. Lucifer looked at Draven for a long moment before he threw more vodka down his throat. Lucifer watched Draven with deep concern as he watched him drowning in alcohol.

DickensDatBooty. My brows knotted in a frown instantly. I wasn’t really sure if Noah was capable of thinking up a username like that. But clearly it was on his phone. As I stayed debating, my eyes fell on the pictures on his profile. If I thought his name was outrageous, the pictures were fucking wild. I’d checked out his I*******m profile once when I was bored and he had only two posts up and none were pictures of himself. Was he drunk when he opened this account? Remembering how rough he’d looked this morning and how he’d missed practice yesterday, it made more sense to me. A sober Noah would never do this.

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.