How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
He didn’t seem to want anything other than to lie there, so I let him.
“And were all of you this, erm... height?”
“What has that go to do with anything?”
“Nothing,” I said. “I’m just a history buff. I like to know about the old days.”
“Wait,” said Maurice coming forward. He had a serious look on his face. “Tell me, Evand, last of the first, is it elfs or elves?”
“Elfs,” said Evand, like it was obvious.
“No, it isn’t,” wailed Maurice.
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