Emo Kid Jokes Dark

BLURB Ellie's life changes when she goes on vacation and stumbles on a drug deal that she's not supposed to see. She finds herself kidnapped and and smuggled across the border to Mexico. Her life is now in the hands of Tristan Russo a handsome and powerful cartel leader. Tristan promises to not kill her as long as she agrees to obey him, from the moment he lays eyes on her Tristan is drawn to Ellie and after he gets a taste of her he wants more and Tristan always gets what he wants.

I somehow became the "dream girl" of a cold, dangerous villain straight outta a novel. Well—technically, it was my mini burritos that did the damage. Hot, cheap, and hit like a hug. The year his whole world crashed, Rory Roth showed up scrawny and wrecked, clutching three crumpled bucks. "Can I get one mini burrito?" I stood there with a spatula in hand, staring at the kid who'd one day become some criminal mastermind genius. But right now? No threat, no swagger—just a shivering kid with wary eyes. "I'm not tryna scam you. If it's not enough, I'll wash dishes, mop floors, help with customers—whatever. Once I make up the rest, c-could you make me a mini burrito then?" That's when it hit me. This so-called villain... was just a starving, beat-down kid.

Dark is the leader of the most dangerous criminal organization in the world, his scope is unmatched, if he wishes he could have control of it. But it is limited to dominate it from the shadows, in the dark. Which will be strangely illuminated with the arrival of an ordinary girl who will attract the attention of one of her enemies, who kidnaps her to make her his wife. Fate unites them once again, when their paths cross again, he decides to save her, captivated by her beauty and her beautiful green eyes, he does everything in his power to go after her, unleashing a war that will not only take him to know love but also put him in the path of an enemy who has been on his heels since he was just a child, involving them in a bloody and cruel fight to live.

/Completed/His eyes fully turned bright red and lethal, the dark grey fog surrounding him as he rose on his feet. Black pointed sharp claws jutted out of his fingers. His skin appeared paler than usual as he stared right into my soul."W-What are...you?" I questioned, my lips trembling in fear."Daemonuim rex" He hissed, his claws disappearing. I froze in my seat as those words echoed in my ears. I know what he meant. Demon King. ***Talia wanted an adventure. Working two jobs and living in a dump for an apartment does that to you. When her friend drags her to the club, she is excited at the prospect of meeting someone new. That’s how she meets Lukas, the handsome stranger at the bar who beds her and leaves the next morning. Her entire life changes because of that one night.From finding out she's demons mate, who’s pregnant with the first half-demon child to ridiculously dressed fairies showing up at her door, getting abducted by the guy with a spear, her life becomes an adventure she wished she never asked. ***

Bagaikan benalu yang mendarah daging di hati, masa lalu yang pahit terus menggerus jiwa Beby. Seperti traumatik atas pengkhianatan yang dirasakan Dewa, menjadikan ia mati rasa. Tapi, bagaimana jadinya jika mereka bertemu dan saling mengingatkan betapa pedih dan sesaknya masa lalu? "Tidak ada kesamaan apapun dalam dirinya, tapi kenapa aku gelisah?" - Dewa. "Melihatnya membuatku mengingatmu, tapi ini terasa berbeda," - Beby

Devon Hadar adalah seorang laki-laki muda yang ditinggal pergi begitu saja oleh sang ayah sejak usia 10 tahun. Kerja keras, kelaparan dan kekerasan mengiringi perjalanan hidupnya sejak kecil. Namun, segala kesulitan hidup yang dialami Devon Hadar berubah saat seorang pria misterius mendatanginya dan memintanya agar meneruskan tampuk kepemimpinan Ordo Dark Shadows. Ordo tergelap dan termisterius yang berada di bawah naungan Organisasi Raksasa yang menguasai Bumi, The Black Emperors. Saat itulah, Devon yakin bahwa dia bukanlah keturunan laki-laki biasa. Seluruh kekuatan untuk mengubah dunia, kini tergenggam di tangannya. Kekuatan yang memiliki dua mata pisau yang bisa mengarah pada kemakmuran atau kehancuran. Pilihan ada di tangan Devon. Will he be the kind Devon? Or the demon?

Odessa Was just twenty when her parents forcefully married her off to a young wealthy multimillionaire, Elliott Marley, but he sent her packing two years later, when she couldn't take in or give him a child. This leave Odessa devastated and running to her parents, who to her utmost chagrin, disowned her and called her all sort of names enough to burn a woman self esteem. She cried and drink herself to stupor at a local bar downtown, oblivious of the recent news of the recent kidnaping of young women. Odessa got kidnapped by Aryan Seagrave, an infamous texas drug lord and he made her his sex slave. Things are about to get twisted when Aryan's brothers fell in love with Odessa. Odessa was caught in the middle of this mess with the five brothers fighting over her and she not knowing who to choose.

!!!WARNING!!! Explicit content. Not for young readers parental is a must!!! Lumaki siya at nagkaisip sa isang napakalayong Isla. Lumaking napakainosente at salat sa kaalaman kung ano talaga ang reyalidad at tunay na nangyayari sa labas ng islang tinuring na niyang mundo.  Mayroon siyang mapagmahal na ama ngunit mahigpit siyang pinagbabawalang umalis palabas ng Isla, mapanginib daw sa labas at tanging isla lamang ang ligtas na lugar para sa kaniya.  Mayroon din siyang kapatid na lalake na sa hindi niya malaman na dahilan ay iba ang turing sa kaniya. Her own brother was lusting over her, desiring her body.  He then, seduced her, pero bakit naaakit din siya?  Bakit nag-iiba ang tingin niya sa sariling kapatid?  Hanggang sa nagising na lamang siyang nalulunod sa mga halik at yakap nito. Ang sabi niya normal lang sa magkapatid ang ginagawa nilang dalawa. Totoo ba, na normal lamang na ma-in love ang magkapatid sa isa't isa? Paano kung unti-unti niyang matuklasan ang lihim ng mga taong itinuring niyang pamilya?  Paano kung malaman niyang ang tinuturing niyang kapatid at pinagkakatiwalaan ng lahat-lahat sa kaniya ay isang kinatatakutang pinuno ng sindikato na tinatawag nilang, Mafia? Paano kung matuklasan niyang pawang kasinungalingan lamang ang lahat ng tungkol sa buhay niya? Paano kung matuklasan niyang isa rin siya sa mga naging biktima ng KIDNAPPED?!

A betrayed princess sacrifices herself to get vengeance for her ruined mind and life. A newborn prince will become the ultimate weapon for her bloody revenge.

Abbie Gomez is on a mission for justice. Fueled by the tragic loss of her lover, she's taken on a new identity and joined the Camorra, a notorious criminal gang. But things take a wild turn when she crosses paths with Luna Salvatore, a Camorra member who's a dead ringer for her lost love, Xanthe. Little does Abbie know, Luna is hiding a monstrous secret - she's a vampire.