Enola Holmes Memes Novels & Stories

"So… when are we talking about that interview and how the internet is in full swoon mode over Daddy Wolfe and Hot Mama Talia?" Talia groaned. "Please. Don't." "Too late," Mia sang, pulling out her phone. "You're trending. And this clip? It's been memed to death." She hit play. Ethan (from the interview): "The moment I held my daughter, I knew. This ...they...are everything." Talia blinked. "Okay, that was kinda swoon-worthy." Ethan smirked. "Kinda?" Before Mia could tease them further, her phone buzzed again, and this time, her smile faded.

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

One of the men hugged taking advantage of her and brought her up to the ship and when he saw everyone’s disgusted expression, he followed their line of sight and saw the yellow stains on her dress. The guy’s expression was priceless as he pushed her off like a plaque and distanced himself, constantly wiping his hands on his suit and looking down on his suit to see if there were any remnants on him. Neil took his phone back when the video finished playing and swiped the screen to bring up the next few visuals “These are the most popular memes now.” The screen had a picture of Amanda with the lower part of her body with the yellow stains and a caption ‘shark repellent- only while stocks last.’

"Yeah, no harm, no foul, josh." Elena smiled. "Elena, Luv, Josh and I have our special private terms for each other. I'm the Blond Goddess of Helena, and josh here is the Fudge Packing Butt Dart of Montana. It keeps us from getting too serious about our situations and allows us a brief bit of humor in this dry area." "You let her call you that, Petey? It doesn't bother you?" Elena hadn't been through sensitivity training before, but damn, that was a cruel moniker in anyone's book.

“Hailey… Ethan… the internet is— I don’t know how to say this but— the memes are disrespectful. Hilarious, but disrespectful.” Ethan doesn’t look amused. Ethan looks like he wants to hunt down entire social media departments personally. He squeezes my hand, jaw sharp, eyes blazing with barely controlled murder. “Who posted the one with me edited into Moon Lovers?” he asks with the quiet tone serial killers use right before they snap. Kevin swallows. “Sir… that one… comes from your mother’s account.” Ethan freezes. I try. I truly try not to burst out laughing. But the way his soul leaves his body for a full three seconds?

I part my legs, ready for her partner to have all the fun he wants. It is pure terrific pleasure. *** Seated on the bed and dressed up for dinner, my cheeks burn badly as I scroll through screenshots of memes and comments about that picture of Alexander and me. Layla and Jordyn sent them to the group chat, with endless laughing emojis. One of the memes says: ‘POV: You finally reconnect with your long-lost love after years of separation, but it’s your ovulation day.’ I shake my head, laughing in disbelief. My mom has sent dozens of messages. I’m ignoring her for now. I read more comments:

, I pointed out. “Because heaven forbid a male member of the Hart’s Hog ever do anything domestic other than grilling, paying the bills, or having sex! Hell would certainly freeze over”, she snaps, causing Meme to laugh so hard she snorts. “You’re damn fucking right”, I snap back, making Meme now laugh so hard she’s choking, but Jonny is staring me down.

What did he even get for making me become an internet trend, an internet laughing stock? “Tabitha, I think you should calm down,” Nora said gently, patting my shoulder. “It is just a meme. Give it a few days, and it'll all die down. It's not like things like this stay forever.” I already knew that things like this didn't stay forever. I was already hoping that the hype around Enzo and Natasha would simmer down things on my own end, but Ryan just had to go and stir things up again, making me the centre of attention, and all for what?

And now, the internet was having a fucking field day. Noah stopped pacing, long enough to grab his phone again, thumbs flying over the screen as he scanned the endless floods of comments on his innagram. I sucked my teeth, irritation clawing up my throat. “You need to stop reading that shit.” He snapped his gaze to me at that, and I’ve never seen such pure anger in his gaze. “Do you know what they are calling me? Have you seen the fucking memes they’ve started to make about me? I’ve spent my entire life--?”

He had that rare quality of making a room feel smaller in the comfortable way rather than the threatening one. I loaded my plate and ate and tried very hard not to think about anything specific and failed entirely because my body kept volunteering unsolicited highlights from the night before that I had not requested and could not turn off. "Nala you need to see this meme, it's so you." Nova was already giggling, sliding her phone across the table toward me. I started scrolling. She wasn't wrong. The meme was deeply personal, specifically targeted at my personality in a way that felt like a personal attack, and I was going to find a way to send it to myself later.