Eraserhead X Ms Joke の小説・ストーリー

They chuckle lightly at my joke and I'm glad it didn't go over their heads. “This is your first time meeting us”. One of the men says…I've genuinely forgotten his name and pack. “What do you think? Do you also think Fern is a dickhead?”. The Fern in question throws a butter knife, landing it perfectly between the man's hands on the table. “Shut up, Keren”. I can't tell if it's a joke but Keren doesn't flinch, just turns to me and shrugs in mock surrender. “I told you”. He says. The table chuckles again and I realize then that it must be a joke. What…a unique sense of humor.

Eric cracked up, lifting the tension in the room with his laughter. "I'm told it takes less than that," he smirked. It took way less than that. I thought to myself. I wiped my face with my hand, my mind racing.

“Pretty cool, bro.” James smiled a small smile, not giving himself over to the same sentimentality. “Thanks, though,” said Tres. His eyebrows crinkled. “For what?” “For not taking off my head.” They bellowed with laughter, breaking the gravity of the conversation. It felt good to laugh, just as friends, letting the cares of the world slip away, even if only for a short time. “Next time,” James said in between painful laughs, “announce yourself a little sooner.”

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

Errol yelled, black veins popping out from his forehead. Caesar suddenly laughed out at the words. "This is the best joke I've ever heard in centuries, Errol. You nearly got me there" his amusement turned into contempt when he saw the seriousness in the other's eyes. "You're serious?" He cringed away from the other man, he was suddenly sickened and his opinions and thoughts about this man suddenly changed so dramatically. "That's disgusting, Errol!"

They're smiling at each other like they share some private joke, completely shutting the rest of the room out. "What the fuck is so funny?" I step between them, narrowing my eyes at Mason. "You two have literally known each other for what, twelve hours? Less?" Mason raises his hands in surrender, a smug little chuckle escaping his lips. "Chill out, man. It’s just an inside joke. Don't lose your mind." "Whatever," I snap, rolling my shoulders out. Fuck this. I didn't come here to watch a domestic reunion. "I was about to take her to get a drink, but she's your fucking problem now."

I smacked Massi in the head. He cracked a laugh. “What?”

One of them pouted. “You really need to loosen up boy, else I won't be surprised when you come crying cause your mate dumped you” The taller one said dryly, they giggled. “Hello to you too Jessy, can't resist picking on me huh?” A smile etched on Eros face as he replied her. “Not like there's much to do here anyway,” Jessy grinned widely, ruffling his hair. “I'm not a kid anymore” he grumbled, arranging his hair.

His voice held that same mischievous edge, clearly himself. Skyler rubbed his temples again, shaking his head. “This is so wrong. How did my life come to this?” Lucas let out a short laugh between breaths. “You love it! Admit it, this’ll be a funny story one day.” “Yeah, *real* funny,” Skyler muttered sarcastically, though he couldn’t help the small smirk forming on his face. “I’m never letting you live this down.” Lucas’s breathing quickened, his grin unwavering. “Fine by me—long as you keep this little ‘hangover cure’ between us.”

Everyone was too tired or too stunned to add anything to the conversation. "I'd be a beaver," Troy said, pouring himself another cup of coffee. Rowan looked shocked. "A beaver? Why on earth–" "Because I've had too dam… much of this conversation this morning." Everyone looked at him. Troy's eyes were shining with mirth as he waited for the group to catch on to his silly joke. Ernest sputtered with laughter, and Gemma rolled her eyes. It took Rowan a moment too long to realize Troy's ridiculous play on words, and the group immediately turned on him, saying he was the toaster of the group now.