Eraserhead X Ms Joke Novels & Stories

Eric cracked up, lifting the tension in the room with his laughter. "I'm told it takes less than that," he smirked. It took way less than that. I thought to myself. I wiped my face with my hand, my mind racing.

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

“Jesse, my man, which is why I’m encouraging you to talk some more! It doesn’t have to be about anything life changing. If you were me I’d say crack a joke but I don’t know if you even know any jokes.” “I know jokes.” His face lit up. “Oh yes? Tell me one then.” “Can you guess what the therapist said when I told my therapist I’m scared of dying alone? “Uh, no what?” “He said, “Most people don’t die with the company,” I said, chuckling. “Get it?” Rain looked at Matt. “Matt, am I supposed to laugh at that?” “Ideally someone is supposed to laugh when they tell a joke,” Matt said with a sigh. “Jesse, what have I told you about your morbid jokes?”

I asked him. That wasn’t what I wanted to ask him, but it came to my mind first. He rolled his eyes in frustration and kicked the leg of the chair. “I’m not making jokes this time around. I’m damn serious. Shit, maybe I’m more serious about this than I’ve ever been in my life,” Mason said, and I saw the truth and desperation in his eyes. I laughed. “This is going to be fun,” I replied. He glared at me. “You’re an idiot.”

"One day, a crab accidentally bumped into an octopus. The octopus got mad and yelled, 'Are you clumsy?' The crab replied, 'No, I'm just a little shell-shocked.'" Speechless and confused, Serena replied, "Mr. Quade, was that meant for someone else?" Wilson promptly replied, "Nope. Just saw it, thought it was funny, and figured I'd share." Serena reread the joke, a small smile playing on her lips. The next message, "Are you asleep?" sent a surprising warmth through her. Something between them felt different. Meanwhile, across town, at the club, Jacob observed Wilson staring intently at his phone. "What are you doing?" he asked.

MADEA Jason burst out laughing, so hard that for a moment I genuinely thought he might choke. His head tilted back, shoulders shaking, one hand pressing to his chest as if I’d delivered the most outrageous joke of his life. The sound filled the dining room, loud and careless, echoing against walls that had held years of my quiet endurance. “Wow, Madea,” he said between breaths, wiping at the corner of his eye as though tears of amusement had formed. “You really have a thing for comedy. I must tell you, that was good. Have you ever thought about signing up somewhere? You almost had me there.”

Whatever the reason, Harris along with many others are thankful Mike is no longer the man he was before he found his mate. "And you have the smallest penis I've ever seen on an Alpha," Harris' head snapped up, his eyes rapidly blinking as he looked at his Beta. "What did you say?" Harris wasn't sure if he heard his Beta right. Especially since Cyrus isn't one to crack jokes. "I'm glad I have your attention." Harris' Beta smirked and the Alpha's eyes widened when he realized Cyrus did indeed make a joke. "It's good to know I'm the one that can make such a serious man crack a joke." Harris chuckled when Cyrus rolled his eyes and shook his head.

“Headache?” “Migraine,” I admitted, leaning back. “Andie discovered that tapping my pen on the desk makes the funniest sound in the world. Every squeal felt like it drilled straight into my skull. She didn’t want me to stop.” Sav burst into laughter, then immediately clapped a hand over her mouth, glancing guiltily at the sleeping twins. “Shit. We cannot wake them.” “If we do, we’re doomed,” I agreed, smiling despite the pounding in my temples.

“It’s not funny.” Adrian nodded beside her… equally unimpressed. “Yeah, it’s really not funny, dude.” I blinked… feigning offense. “Excuse me? Do I look like I am joking?” Echo tilted her head. “At this very moment, yes.” I threw my hands up. “I am serious, guys! Why would I joke about something like this?” Echo’s suspicion melted a little, replaced by disbelief. “Do you really mean it?” “Of course I do,” I said… grinning. “I found a way out. You guys are going to be human again.”

Gimme a joke like- What do you do with dead elements? You Barium! That's a good joke now! No it isn't. Shutup. Two hours of my life were wasted listening to that and when I got home and was asked the questions of my whereabouts, I had to lie to my parents, which made me feel so terrible and now here Mason was, by my locker, not looking like me, who had to suffer those two hours of torture alone with his green eyes and perfectly styled, soft - looking brown hair and- What in the world am I doing?