Eraserhead X Ms Joke Novels & Stories

The sheer, breathtaking ego of it left me speechless. Madison, who had been fuming beside me, let out a loud, mocking snort of laughter. “Oh, wow. Wow. The lack of self-awareness is actually impressive. You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you, Eric? She scoffed loudly. “Did you just say used goods? The only thing ‘used’ here is your wizzling penis, Eric, and it’s clearly second-hand and defective!” “Shut up, Madison!” Eric roared, not taking his eyes off me.

I said hopefully that might discourage him if that's what he was intending to do. "I doubt if that's true, I think you'd cost a couple million dollars," Eric said which made my eyes opened as wide as saucers, and when Eric looked at me and saw this, he burst into that hideous laughter of his probably at my saucer-like eyes "Oh so this is a joke haha very funny," I said not finding this the least bit amusing... Eric was bent laughing and just then a thought occurred to me... I then smiled like a Cheshire cat while standing up, as I've finally found a perfect way to get back at Eric...

He didn't understand, but didn't question it. Partially because the doctor explained it six times before inevitbaly giving up and telling Erin he'd repeat the synopsis later. Even though it was no achievement, he smirked at himself, knowing he was right about not being able to use the headset. He knew it. He chuckled lightly, slightly hysterically. This was all comedic to him. The machine was a joke, the bed was a joke, the birds were a joke, even his life was a joke. He really hoped that every higher being was laughing off the top of their lungs in this moment, bellowing as he keeled over in tears. He hoped he gave some kind of laugh to them. If he was going to be a joke, the one thing he c

“But, I mean, if you’re that desperate, bro, I don’t mind jerking you off. Charity work. For old times’ sake.” I stared at him. Deadpan. For a full three seconds. Then I said, voice flat as asphalt, “Even as a joke, that wasn’t funny.” He threw his head back and howled while Ellis choked on his beer, coughing and laughing at the same time, tears actually forming at the corners of his eyes. It wasn’t fun being the fucked-up sideshow. I took one last drag then crushed the joint out in the ashtray so hard the glass cracked.

He raised his eyebrows. “So I don’t know, but I don’t think I’m comfortable,” I started. “With what? What’s wrong?” He had that worried look on his face. “That Michael Oh man, he’s dangerous, something about him doesn’t sit well with me,” I told him. Eric laughed. Oh I’m sorry, I never knew I cracked a joke. I was dead serious and he was laughing. I was worried for his life and he was laughing. I think it was the look on my face that made Eric stop laughing; which was good, because nothing was funny.

Eric muttered after a few seconds, his voice piercing through the quiet like a knife, "if this is someone's idea of ambiance, I'd say they're trying way too hard." I couldn't help but smile, despite the anxiety in my stomach. "Are you seriously cracking jokes right now?" "Hey," he replied, flashing me a grin that didn't quite reach his eyes. "If we're going to die, I'd rather do it with a sense of humor. Plus, how do you laugh? "It is always worthwhile." The comments caught me off guard, causing a flutter of warmth in my chest as I rolled my eyes. "Smooth, Eric." "Smooth."

she replies, still smiling. I take a deep breath and clear my throat. "So, I've been thinking...why did the tomato turn red?" She arches an eyebrow, looking at me curiously. "I don't know. Why?" "Because it noticed the salad dressing!" I exclaim triumphantly, bursting into a wide grin. My joke was met with deadpan silence for what felt like an eternity. Then suddenly, her face lit up and she burst out laughing uncontrollably. "Oh my goodness! That was so corny!"

I laughed He smiled shaking his head "I'll make a feast for you girls, I'm assuming the munchies got you." I laughed hysterically "Your weed jokes are killing me Edward." "I dabbled back in the day." He grinned

She managed to ask, her throat was so dry and her hoarse voice sounded horrible, her cheeks blushed in an instant, feeling ashamed of how she sounded like. He suddenly chuckled loudly after hearing the sound of her voice. "why the hell do you looked so nervous? Am I that scary?" he asked seriously making her look even more nervous. "Are you that afraid to massage someone?" He continued and started laughing hard when he saw her reactions. He took a bottle of scented oil and gave her and turn his back at her. He saw how relieved she looked like after hearing what he had said. "Do you think I would lay my hands on an ugly woman like you? Dream on!" He added in a sarcastic tone.

"Remember that the other shoe slipped from his foot and was carried away by the waves to the shore." Their laughter exploded together in the silence of Ezra's forest house. Mila was very entertained by Felix's ridiculous jokes. At least that can relieve a little of her irritation at what Jonas is doing today. “Stupid joke. Where did you get that idea?” Felix tapped his temple. "From here. It's better than us wasting our time crying over Ezra's death." "I'm not sure Ezra would be happy if he was made the butt of a joke." “When else can we make fun of him like that, hmm? Are you feeling better now?”