My Girlfriend's Dad Lives in Fairyland
Before meeting my girlfriend's parents, she promises me up and down, "Don't worry. My dad is super easygoing. Just a little naive, that's all!"
I actually buy it and show up at their door with my arms full of gifts.
But the second the door swings open, I freeze in my tracks at the entryway.
My future father-in-law, Mike Bennett, is standing there dressed head-to-toe as a prince.
My jaw drops, but my girlfriend, Alicia Bennett, just flashes a bright smile. "This is my dad's fetish. Don't mind him."
I take a deep breath and hold out the gifts with both hands. "Nice to meet you, Mr. Bennett. Here's a little something for—"
Before I can even finish speaking, Mike snaps, "Why are you calling me Mr. Bennett? You shall address me as Prince Mike!"