Family Guy Pervert Novels & Stories

“Out of all the places to grab, why must it be my arse?! What a flagrant pervert!” My eyes trailed his body. I started from his head and down to his toes, noting his tight abs that were trying to shred his black turtleneck off —just kidding. The black slacks he had on did nothing to obscure the heavy outline between his legs. Had this been a normal circumstance, I would have eyeballed him. However, the man in front of me was a handsome weirdo! “What the fuck are you saying? I was just trying to help—” “Never say that help word around me, pervert! Keep your damn hands to yourself!”

Mark tried to pass a jest at his cute but grumpy wife. Angelo blushed hard when he felt the minty hot breath of Mark near his face. He blushed hard and suddenly felt that all his reasoning had left his soul. “I...I’m not a pervert like you. Who wants to see that plain-looking body of yours. It’s so unattractive- to the point that I need to cover my eyes- so that I could prevent the ruining of my eyesight.” “If you don’t want to see this plain-looking body of mine then, why are you sneaking a peek?”

He's such a big pest in my life! "What the f*ck, Ash?! Let me go! You crazy, perverted jerk! " I yelled at him as I kept on struggling. I was just surprised when he suddenly hit me in the ass. What the fudge is this? He's really a maniac! "Why did you do that?! You're such a pervert! Let me go, you depraved maniac! I'll kill you once I get out of here!" I shouted at him. "Yes. "I'm a pervert, and if you don't stay still, I'm going to fuck you right now," Ash said in a menacing voice.

Harvey said indifferently, “Sasha, don’t laugh so happily. It’s not over until it’s over. I’m afraid that you won’t even be able to cry when that time comes.” “Tsk, tsk, tsk, you even want me to cry? Harvey, you must be dreaming! I’m telling you, not only will I ruin you this time, but I will also ruin your sister-in-law and your wife. I want to let everyone know that your family are all perverts and sc*mbags without proper parenting, morals, and ethics! “I want all of you to become reprobates, treated like garbage everywhere! “And not letting you have the courage to live!

He is a freaking pervert! "Do it now, pet!." Master growled lightly. "I'm sorry." I apologize staring at my toes in complete shame, I can't believe what just happened. Fuck, I'm in deep shit. "Oh.. wow, pet? Uhm, uhm.. here is your pizza." Even as the pervert of a guy handed over the pizza, he still couldn't stop staring at my boobs. I had to drag the pizza from him, and shut the door on his face.

"Thank you, that means a lot to me." "Thank you for being through my life." "You're the perfect man I've ever known in my entire life." "You're the beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life. Especially when you moan and call my name when you're coming." Oh my God, he also had time to connect to a pervert. Forgive his sins, Oh God, and hopefully, he will quickly be converted. "Pervert." "I am." "So proud for your self being like that?" "Not that line. But little proud?"

"You should be. I spent a lot of night masturbating to the peeks I had of your cock and balls." I felt the heat rise in my face. "In fact, I was embarrassed I even looked. I felt like a perv, but it only seemed to be more exciting." "You are your father's daughter," he said, rolling to his side and sliding his leg between mine. "We're both a little pervy, darlin'. I mean you fuck your brother and your dad, and I fucked my mom. Pretty damn deviant if you ask me."

Was he not just a gay now, but also a pervert? “Yes, I love men, but this scent…” He inhaled again, closing his eyes as if savoring the moment. “Damn, it drives me wild. Makes me want to find a man, pin him down, and fuck him senseless.” “You’re disgusting!” I spat, barely able to contain my anger and disgust. How could anyone be so vile, shameless and stupid? “Give me that!” I lunged for the panties again, but he grabbed me by the waist, pulling me down onto the bed with him.

Sarcasm was evident in his tone as he spoke. I shrugged the guilt off my heart and refused to be self-blameed. “You were the pervert here who’s so obsessed with my body and had wanted me so badly.” I drew in my breath then spoke. “The question should be the reverse. Perhaps you tell me why you’re so obsessed with the daughter of the man whom you’ve sent to his early grave.” He narrowed his eyes at me, his gaze searching mine. “I thought you’d refrain me from touching you, turns out you’re so cheap. Does this imply that the pride of Arnold's family was a prostitute?”

Right on cue, a heavily pregnant woman walked by, and Albert’s eyes didn’t hesitate to settle on her ass. I smacked his stomach. “Stop. She’s pregnant, you perv.” “That only means she puts out.” The male mind was an enigma. “What is a perv?” he asked, his gaze following the woman down the sidewalk. I laughed softly. “You know, a pervert.” He still looked confused, so I continued, “Today, it just means someone with sex on their mind all the time.” “That is every man.” “Maybe, but not every man wants to gag and spank women, Igor.”