Filipino Funny Quotes

Nate Wolf is a loner and your typical High School bad boy. He is territorial and likes to keep to himself. He leaves people alone as long as they keep their distance from him. His power of intimidation worked on everyone except for one person, Amelia Martinez. The annoying new student who was the bane of his existence. She broke his rule and won't leave him alone no matter how much he tried and eventually they became friends.As their friendship blossomed Nate felt a certain attraction towards Amelia but he was too afraid to express his feelings to her. Then one day, he found out Amelia was hiding a tragic secret underneath her cheerful mask. At that moment, Nate realized Amelia was the only person who could make him happy. Conflicted between his true feelings for her and battling his own personal demons, Nate decided to do anything to save this beautiful, sweet, and somewhat annoying girl who brightened up his life and made him feel whole again.Find my interview with Goodnovel: https://tinyurl.com/yxmz84q2

What happens when a billionaire CEO goes to college? Faith is about to find out. Utterly and completely broke, Faith is forced to work three different jobs to support herself through college. Unlike her counterparts, Faith failed to get the good fortune of being born into a rich family. God's attempt to make it up to her must have been giving her a super sharp brain which is the only reason why she could attend the prestigious Barbell University on a half scholarship. But, with the remaining half of her tuition going into $35,000, Faith is forced to slave away night and day at her part-time jobs while simultaneously attending classes, completing assignments, taking tests and writing exams. Faith would do anything--literally anything, to get some respite, including taking on the job of tutoring a famously arrogant, former-dropout, self-made billionaire CEO of a tech company for a tidy sum. Devlin has returned to college after five years to get the certificate he desperately needs to close an important business deal. Weighed down by memories of the past, Devlin finds himself struggling to move ahead. Can Faith teach this arrogant CEO something more than Calculus and Algebra? Will he be able to let go of the past and reach for something new?

Skylar Lindse finds herself contending with more than was in the job description when she accepted the temp position at Banscroft Empires after it's CEO, James Banscroft himself, offers her an exceptional bonus on top of her temp wage to stand in as his girlfriend to get his family off his back. Fending off his mother's setups at every turn, James hopes bringing Skylar in will put a more long-term stop to the awful blind dates, but he finds himself unprepared for how permanent he'd like this temp to be.

Some stories are meant to be told and some people are meant to find each other across lifetimes. Kerrienne is blessed by the Gods. Her powers rival to none. A war is brewing and in this fight against a powerful enemy, an alliance with the laird of the MacCleods, rumored to be demon touched, is her only chance. Emrick hasn't felt human since his transformation into whatever the hell he was. yet Kerrienne can soothe the wild beast inside him with just a touch. This isn't just a love story. This story transcends time. And when they find each other again, the survival of their world will depend on their love. Little do they know, they're not just soulmates. Their souls have been branded by the essence of their past lives. Destined to find each other in every single one of their reincarnations. As Kerrienne and Emrick fight for the survival of their people, will they survive to find their happily ever after? or will they need more than one lifetime?

Meet Lucy Vega a twenty four years old beautiful lady. Her parent died when she was five years old, she struggled to send herself to school, coming out with first degree in business. She applied for a job in the best company in New York City. Richard Santiago the CEO of the best company in New York City (GLITTER COMPANY). A company that produces exotic wine. He is twenty seven years old and every lady dream guy. He became cruel and arrogant after a very painful heartbreak from his ex. What happens when he meets Lucy? And she discovered that he has a sweet side behind the cruel attitude. she was determined to know the cause of it and change his cruel attitude and Change him to the sweet guy he used to be. Do you think she can fulfill her mission

After their first ever encounter in a coffee shop, Gara Andrade and Cloud Mendes despise each other already. Gara's boredom unexpectedly leads her to Cloud again through a nonsense prank message after a few weeks. She sends it to the people who are named "Cloud" through Messenger since she really likes clouds. The content is about her being pregnant and Cloud is obliged to be responsible for it. Their profile pictures on Facebook that time are not their faces that is why they fail to recognize each other. Terrified after receiving the message, Cloud starts thinking if she is the woman that his friends are talking about that might get pregnant because something has happened between them in a hotel the time he is very drank one night. He tends to forget what is happening to him when he is very drank that is why he is terrified about the message. He does not know that his friends are just making stories to make fun of him. He responds to the message until the deal is sealed. Yes, he will be marrying her after someone introduced himself as Gara's father and threatened him After one of his best friends lies to him, the prank goes wrong. Gara is determined to make fun of Cloud at first. But when the things get blurry, will she be able to handle the situations most especially if her prank message gets real when it is too late?

Ever heard of the SPARKLES?? Or SPICE HIGH? You haven't,then let's take a ride, Spice high is a very popular music high school filled with lot of spices. This school is also attended by the popular SPARKLES making it even more popular. SPARKLES is a kpop Boy Band made up of Five Members,popular just after their debut two years ago. They are loved but it's really hard to see them in person aside when having their concerts. They are : 1)ROCKY Age:(18) 2)TRENT. Age:(18) 3)SEVEN. Age:(17) 4)FRANKIE Age:(17) 5)JERRY. Age:(16) ****** And then we have Roselyn,,an orphan who lived with her aunt. It's all miserable for her because she's only treated like an half cast even though she's not,,her aunt have two girls around her age,they are twins. They attend Spice High School, But they are really worst because they even treat Roselyn more like a slave. Roselyn is a freaking talented girl,she can dance and sing but she love dancing more than anything. It's her dream to become a kpop singer but her wicked aunt would never allow her. She attend one of the poorest public schools in korea But then,,Roselyn wrote a secret exam to get into Spice High, she passed and got a scholarship,,she decided to disguise herself as a boy without her aunt's knowledge just to attend this school to pursue her dream. Do you think she's going to succeed living two lives? One as a boy and the other as a girl What is her to be while living as a boy? Find Out😋

Dibesarkan oleh ibu tunggal membuatkan Falisha membesar menjadi seorang gadis yang kuat dan bertanggungjawab. Fokusnya cuma satu, iaitu membahagiakan ibu dan adiknya, Fariha. Untuk itu, dia bekerja keras demi masa depan mereka sekeluarga. Soal jodoh, biarlah masa yang menentukan. Perkenalan dengan Haziq dan Zarif membuka satu lembaran baharu dalam kehidupan Falisha. Dia mula belajar menerima seorang lelaki dalam hidupnya. Namun, kerana sebuah rahsia, dia melamar Zarif untuk menjadi suaminya. Keputusan Falisha membuatkan Haziq kecewa. Saat bahagia mula dirasa, rahsia yang selama ini ditutup rapi terungkai jua. Menghancurkan hati yang baru mula belajar mencinta. "You janji nak bagi peluang untuk I, untuk kita. Tapi, kenapa you mungkir janji?"-Haziq "Sorry... let me explain."-Falisha "Aku tak perlukan penjelasan daripada penipu macam kau."-Zarif Apakah rahsia yang Falisha simpan sebenarnya? Abandoned promise, apakah benar janji tinggal janji? Atau ia cuma sebuah akad yang tertangguh?

⚠️Warning⚠️ MATURED CONTENT‼️ "I never regret loving you" Anthony Dale Villaflor is one of the notorious playboy in town. He loves playing around with women. He loves aggressive women who can satisfy him in bed. Pero nang makilala niya si Maria Clara Dizon- ang secretary ng pinsan niya. Nagbago bigla ang taste niya sa babae. Clara is an exact example of a real Maria Clara of the new generation. Anthony believes in love despite being a playboy. He is only waiting for the woman who will capture his heart. When one unforgettable night happened between him and Clara. He already knew, he finally found the one. Naging maayos ang agos ng relasyon nila. He got her pregnant and got married. Ngunit ang masayang pagsasama ay biglang nanlamig. They lost their first baby. Nagbago ang lahat. Maging siya ay hindi na rin kilala ang sarili. He was totally depressed for losing their baby. May dapat bang sisihin? Si Clara o siya? Until Clara left and realization hit him. Sa muli nilang pagkikita, may pag-asa pa bang mabuo ang nawasak na pagsasama. May lakas ba siya ng loob para bitawan ang mga katagang "Make Me Yours Again" kung kapwa na silang may pananagutan.

Trisha Lee M. Fuentes is a woman full of positivity despite the tragic death of her parents that left her and her brother to fend for themselves at a young age. When her cousin who nurses a grudge against her and created a scandal, Trisha finds herself comforted by the man she had used to get back on her cheating boyfriend by kissing him at the airport but later on found out that he was her long lost friend back in her childhood days. Despite her pains, she's still determined to not give up on one thing... FALLING IN LOVE Marsden F. Hernandez was betrayed by the woman he had chosen to share his life with when she fell in love with his bestfriend. Now he's back and determined to avoid committing the same mistake again. Mistake was forgiven but not easily forgotten,he chose to close his heart on one thing... LOVE Completely different in views but experienced the same, they became best of friends. But with a kiss that ignited Trisha’s hope for true love but squashed by Marsden’s continuous denial, she constructed a deal, no label, enjoy the moment and let go when it’s time to end. Would they survive unscathed? With a woman who’s just starting to discover her passions, Marsden’s resolve is in peril. Could he continue to deny his desires when she flirts at every turn? Will the book of flirtation Trisha purchased help her out? So who will win and who will surrender? Played by fate as Marsden’s ex-fiancé came in the picture, finding them in an embrace shuttered and pained Trisha but would she now fights for the man she loves knowing he is not officially hers and painfully so he still cares for his ex?