Filipino Jokes One Liner

Lucas had always thought women were nothing but playthings and money mongers, until he met Evelyn. Rich and successful, he married Evelyn just to help her family that was in debt, but he never treated her with the respect she deserved. She was his trophy wife. Soon, Evelyn becomes independent and files for a divorce and leaves him. It is then he realizes he loves her and can't forget every night they spent together. He ends up chasing her like a high school boy who just fell in love, but she is moving on fast. He makes it a point of duty to cause havoc in her new relationship so he could have her back. And if he couldn't win her? She would be gone forever. You can't blame him, he's in love. Would you do the same too? His choices are silly and not the best, but Evelyn is stubborn and strong-willed. Will he win her heart again? Find out when you read this romance tale.

In a whirlwind of passion and consequence, Andy, a struggling pauper finds herself entangled in a one-night stand with a billionaire Drake, leading to an unexpected pregnancy. But there's a chilling twist- a curse on Andy’s lineage makes abortion impossible except the father of the child is ready to die, leaving them both in peril. As Drake's impending wedding with Stephanie looms, he must show between protecting his future and confronting the dark secrets lurking within his soon-to-be wife, Stephanie. An unexpected twist occurs when Drake's mother happens to be Andy’s father's first love and the reason his manhood was destroyed. In a table of love, betrayal and the sinister forces of fate, who will emerge unscathed in the ultimate battle for survival? Will the child be killed? Will the wedding hold? Will Stephanie's dark secrets be revealed before the wedding? Will Andy’s father get revenge? Read on to find out!

The day my sister slipped away from her engagement party, she was certain Marshall Patton could never truly fall in love with me. Confident in her belief, she left the country without hesitation, leaving me behind to hold her place and secure the title of Mrs. Patton in her stead. I didn't cry or make a fuss. Instead, I played the part of the obedient stand-in, giving everyone the courtesy of maintaining appearances while I quietly bided my time. Then, I poured every ounce of effort into making Marshall fall for me, bit by bit. And when my sister finally returned, I made sure to walk away.

Kae was a lonely person but not until her Mom forced her to be an artist. Her life has never been easy for her when her mistake went viral and everyone starts bashing her... Everyone left her. She's always been left behind. But until she met this man named Rogue... her mind changed. She wants to be with him because this time, she wants to be the one to leave. She promised herself she'd make that man fall for her and leave after seducing Mr. Delavergne.

Lyka Moore is living a normal life like any normal college student until events take a turn for her at Halloween. Waking up, she finds out she's not who she thought she was and the people around her are not who she thought they were. She is a werewolf. She's the next Alpha With a dangerous enemy at hand, things can't get any more worse when she discovers what is at stake and who is the biggest threat to her destiny.

เมี่ยง มัสยา นักศึกษาคณะบริหารธุรกิจปีที่ 4 กลับพบเจอความโชคร้ายเมื่อโดนวางยาในงานปาร์ตี้ของ สายฟ้า หนุ่มหล่อคณะนิเทศศาสตร์ชั้นปีที่ 4 ที่มาติดพันเพื่อนรักของเธอ ค่ำคืนนั้นทำให้ชีวิตของเธอไม่เหมือนเดิมอีกต่อไป เมื่อมีเลือดเนื้อเชื้อไขของผู้ชายเลว ๆ คนนั้นติดท้องเธอมาด้วย เธอและเพื่อนตัดขาดการติดต่อกับผู้ชายคนนั้นและไม่ยอมเรียกร้องขอความรับผิดชอบใด ๆ ทั้งสิ้น เธออดทนแบกหน้าอุ้มท้องไม่มีพ่อไปนั่งเรียนจนสามารถจบการศึกษาพร้อมเพื่อนได้ในที่สุด ชีวิตที่ต้องดำเนินต่อไปเริ่มปั่นป่วนอีกครั้งเมื่อเขาดันล่วงรู้ความลับนั้นเข้า เขาตามหาเธอจนเจอและเข้ามาวุ่นวายในฐานะพ่อของลูก ข้อตกลงที่มีร่วมกันคือทำทุกอย่างเพื่อลูกเท่านั้น จะไม่มีการยุ่งเกี่ยวกันในสถานะอื่นใดทั้งสิ้น แต่สุดท้าย ความใกล้ชิดก็ทำให้เธอและเขากลับมามีความสัมพันธ์กันอีกครั้ง และครั้งนี้ยิ่งก่อเกิดเป็นความผูกพันที่มากเกินกว่าจะตัดขาด และทุกคนจะทำเช่นไร เมื่อเขาเองก็มีผู้หญิงที่กำลังจะมาร่วมใช้นามสกุลของเขาอยู่แล้วทั้งคน

Jane is a teenager in high school who had always been insecure about her looks thanks to her older sister who was always deemed more beautiful. She thought living under her sister's shadow was the worst thing that could happen to her.Until one day, her luck turned for the worst when the school's biggest jerk and the bad boy Jake decided to force her to become his wing-woman to win Liliana's heart! Not only that, she accidentally bumped into an even bigger jerk, Jake's older brother Aaron who couldn't seem to keep his hands off of her. How will she ever escape these ruthless bad boys?*Cover designed by Modern_Diary

This is the third book of the Bloodstone series. It can be a stand-alone but will have cross-over characters from the first two books, Alpha Erik and Everlasting Fire. The Bloodstone pack was always known for its thirst for blood and its brutal Alphas. But a lot has changed in the last thirty years. So what happens when the youngest of the Bloodstone family decides to expand the pack business and leave the magic world behind to indulge in a different kind of hunt. Will he keep his place in the human world and sell his soul to the devil? When Balor Bloodstone comes out to play, all bets are off, or so he thought until a new player entered the game—putting him in the crossroads between salvation and damnation.

Colin is the alpha of one of the strongest packs on the continent. His pack is strong and independent. He knows his mate is out there somewhere. But he is patent, he knows he will find her. Adina has more secrets than most. Her life is a long row of moves between different packs, covens and even nests. Then there is the never-ending list of responsibilities that fall upon her. She was hoping that her best and only friend and bodyguard, Sean, would end up being her mate. Who else would be able to handle her life? But no such luck. Sean is the bodyguard that never leaves Adina's side. He has rarely done so since they first meet when he was fourteen. And although they are each other's one constant in life, he carries two secrets he has sworn never to reveal to her. When mate bonds are discovered, treason is unearthed and friendships are put to the test. These three will have to find a new way of living and trust each other and their allies. Or the magical community will be thrown into chaos.

Most women fall for rich businessmen, dashing doctors, or genius lawyers… pero ako? I fell hard for my bodyguard. *** Akala ni Caroline, one-night stand lang 'yon. A reckless escape from an arranged marriage to the cold and powerful Alexander. Mas gusto pa niyang ibigay ang sarili sa isang estranghero kaysa itali ang buhay sa lalaking 'yon. Pero paano kung ang stranger na 'yon… ay si Miguel—ang tahimik pero mapanuksong bodyguard ng pamilya niya? She thought it ended that night. But fate had other plans. As sparks turned into something deeper, Caroline finds herself falling for the one man she's not supposed to love. Sa mundo kung saan ang pangalan, yaman, at status ang sukatan ng halaga, paano kung ang puso niya’y pumili ng isang taong hindi niya ka-level? Will she defy her family's expectations and fight for a love that’s as dangerous as it is forbidden? Or will she walk away from the man who made her feel alive—just to keep everyone else happy?