Flirt Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

“What’s with that look? What did I do now?” “What did I tell you about flirting?” Adrian asked. “That I’m not allowed to flirt with you,” I replied. He stared at me. “Add customers to that list. You’re not allowed to flirt with customers either.” “But I don’t flirt with customers,” I argued. “And what exactly were you doing earlier with that guy?” he asked, his jaw tight. “Oh, that?” I shrugged. “It was nothing. A fine girl saw a fine man and told the fine man he was fine. That’s all.”

she said laughing a bit. “It’s kind of hard to not have the job when my friend is the CEO” he winked and she blushed. She has FUCKING BLUSHED. What the hell? They’re flirting right in front of me and I am going to burn from anger. “Stop flirting with my assistant and get going. Didn’t you say that you have to go?” I asked harshly. “Well, it’s a little bit hard not to flirt with the assistant when the assistant is cute” he said. “Anyways, I really have to go now. Bye Sarah” he said heading to the door. “Bye Fred” she said laughing while Fred went out.

I retorted, walking ahead. "You are so beautiful, you made me forget my pick-up line." Colton flirted, jogging after me. "You are so ugly, you made me look in the other direction." I responded haughtily. "You shouldn't wear make-up, it's messing with perfection." "You should try it, you seem in great need of it." "Don't lie, you know you want to taste these lips." He pointed to his pink lips. "Don't dream, I'd rather taste Nutella in ketchup."

“Are you saying that because you’re pissed off that she was flirting with me, or don’t you seriously like the food?” Elena slowly exhales, meeting my eyes with a scary smile. “Why did you have to flirt back with her? Napkins? You made her chase you new napkins?!” I smile, unable to help myself. Elena sends me a glare. “It’s not funny, Logan!” “I’m not laughing...” Not on the outside, at least. Suddenly, we hear the flight attendant ask her colleague for napkins—the luxurious kind, and I stifle a laugh when Elena narrows her eyes.

My lips became swollen and red. “You are becoming my addiction. Do you know?” he said. “You are crossing the limit, “ I replied. “ That is your mistake, why are you so tempting,” he asked. “ Now, I understand why you have girls following in college? You are a big flirt” I said in an angry tone. “ I don’t know how to flirt but for you, I can become anything” he smiled. I can’t win with him with words. So I want to divert the topic.

He is. Just talk with your personnel boss Jeoff, don’t mind my business here. I am savoring the natural agreement with the human nature with me. LOL. This is better than remembering your respond to an accidentally kiss a while ago. Yuck?! I don’t have a rabis or any virus to make a retort like that. Yay! I like those abs! Whoever you are can I hold your yummy abs! Stop it Lily Charm! You are so flirty. Hehe. Nope, I am not a flirt. I am amazed how man can make it to his body. The bulging muscle whenever to take some move. Yum. Jeoff do you have that?

And this left me giggling at my girl. But then he took his palm and rolled her over and now she was near his ear, and fist was about to release on his cheekbones, "And I have an experience of 11 years in flirting. So be ready, " He said to her with his sarcastic smile to. As she looked at him passing him with a disgusting smile. Which was depicting Fuck Off in her smile. Her smile, is enough for any man to fall. For her. If I go back, i haven seen much of her smiles. Apart from smirk.

Neel had joked about it earlier, when I climbed on the back, saying, “Hold tight on my waist or else I won't be taking the blame if you fly away. That would completely fall on you.” He wasn't wrong. The way Neel flirted with me earlier was lighthearted, like something out of a novel—charming and full of wit—and that's how I realized he didn’t mean anything serious by it. He loved literature, after all, and that meant quoting from his favourite books or playing into a character wasn’t unusual for him.

“Yeah. Kinda obvious when you blocked the kiss like I had cooties and then yelled about how we’re both boys. Plus the p**n thing. Abduction roleplay but you’re watching dudes manhandle someone. Math ain’t hard.” Long pause. Then: “Fuck. Am I that transparent?” “Crystal.” Another pause. Then: “Your secret’s safe with me. Swear.” I exhaled so hard my shoulders dropped. “Thanks.” Dots again. “So… friends?” I laughed… quiet, but real. “Guess so.” “Good. Because I still think you’re a menace. But a cute menace.” I rolled my eyes, grinning despite myself. “Flirt.” “Not flirting. Stating facts. You’re too pretty to be this annoying.”

He asked, and I faced him with a confused look, “I fail to believe a beautiful woman like yourself is single.” “Same way you're single,” I said, and he laughed. “How did you know I was single?” He asked. "Well, it's obvious, you're always looking for attention,” I said, sipping on my drink. He only laughed and gulped down his drink in one go. “Maybe I was waiting for you,” he said, placing his glass on the table. “You're such a flirt, do you know that?” “I am,” he smirked. He was enjoying it. “Do you want me to pour you another glass, or are you soft?”