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I smiled and shrugged. At this moment, a sarcastic voice filled with sarcasm rang out from the tree. "Why didn't I see that? Do you put a bunch of powder on your face, then believe that you are beautiful? You know how to joke. What will your natural appearance look like if you shave off that layer of powder and take off that expensive designer outfit?

I greet back with a snister smile. "Can I buy you a drink?" "That won't make you tall , handsome and unmarried" I say bluntly and he looks at me totally confused. Puh-lease! Pretense has an ugly color on you Mister!. "Excuse me?" " I saw what you just did before walking up to me" " What did I do?" He asks daringly. Seriously, a woman chose to spend the rest of her with this kind of disappointment of a man?, Wow!. I'm impressed. Note the sarcasm.

I am so freaking addicted and I don't want to quit’ I laughed. ‘You suck at taking selfies by the way.’ ‘What's wrong with them? I was trying to look cute for my wife, also I think I did pretty good for a first-timer’ he replied and I laughed. ’I don't think you and cute should be in a sentence’ He sent a laughing emoji. ’Are you trying to say I am ugly, Celine Belshar Nessar Abed’ God, he was impossible. ’Are you trying to fish for compliments, Belshar Nessar Abed’

I wаntеd tо ѕсrеаm tо саtсh hіѕ attention, but nо wоrdѕ left mу lips. I turnеd back to Sсоtt who wаѕ wаіtіng аlmоѕt expectantly fоr an аnѕwеr. “Yеѕ, I’m single,” I murmurеd bеgrudgіnglу, ѕhufflіng my feet іn аgіtаtіоn. I wаѕ nоt thаt gооd оf a lіаr tо рull іt оff. Mу fасе was аlwауѕ a dеаd giveaway.

I say, grateful for his help. “You know you’re not as boring as I initially thought you were. You know how to crack jokes making you relatively funny and you know how to hold an interesting conversation” I tease. “Gee” he scoffs, “thanks so much for the compliment” he replies sarcastically.

I said She gasped a bit "You've never had a horrible relationship?" She asked "Is that so hard to believe?" I asked back " I just thought, you being you, you'd probably have like a ton of women flocking you like flies, but now that I think about it with an attitude like yours I can see what drove them away." She joked "I can be quite charming when I want to." I said "I'm sure you can." She said sarcastically "What is that supposed to mean?" I liked the challenge she was posing

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

he frankly says. So I answered him back with a little tease, “You weren’t, remember?” And then I laugh, but I laugh alone. It seems that my sarcastic joke unintentionally puts a pinch of salt in a wound. “Oh, but it’s over now so you don’t have to worry about it,” I add.

I commented sarcastically. -"I want you to know that I don't usually hang out with these kinds of women. I don't like paying for love." -"You only pay to have a wife" -"Please Melina, don't....You know that is not true. I will not tolerate you degrading yourself." -"Οh! How thoughtfull of you!" I said sarcastically. -"I mean it! Yesterday was only work for me!" -"Yes...yes everyone saw it in the picture! It was an unbearable sacrifice for you! You clearly had a bad time" I taunted him.

I said sarcastically and he laughed at me, shaking his head as he pecked my lips, leaving my heart hammering against my chest. “I haven’t proposed to you? My bad. I thought rings were getting out of fashion, you see. So I thought, why not propose to my darling mate by impregnating her? Why, did you not like my way of proposing to you?” He asked me, feigning innocence, and I rolled my eyes and slapped his chest before stepping away from him. “Oh, I loved it very much,” I said with a tight-lipped smile, sarcasm dripping from my voice.