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I said playfully and wriggled my brows at her. “What? I’m not like you. You’re crazy,” she mocked and laughed, though her cheeks turned pink. Exposed. ~~~~ •AN: Do they even realise they are flirting big time? 😂

he replied. I gasped. "Are you trying to flirt with me?" I asked, folding my arms across my chest. "It depends." he replied. "Pardon!" I exclaimed, making air quotes. "It depends on what?" I asked. "What is your definition for flirting?" he asked, standing up and moving closer to me. "I'm leaving, Mr Okorie." I said, raising my voice higher than usual, he mimicked my words and then chuckled. What was actually wrong with this guy?

“You’re cute when you glare.” “Do you flirt with everyone like this?” “Only the pretty ones.” I roll my eyes, but for once, it’s not because I’m annoyed. “You realize that line is ancient, right?” “Yeah, but it worked, didn’t it?” I narrow my eyes. “It absolutely did not.” He grins. “You’re smiling.” I cover my mouth immediately. “No, I’m not.” “Liar,” he says softly, nudging my shoulder with his. “But don’t worry. I won’t tell the ‘paparazzi’ you enjoy my company.”

I was falling in love with her more and more. I don't know why I found myself smiling like a stupid, but all of the sudden, I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop staring at her either. I placed my elbow on the table and resting a side of my head on my palm, I allowed myself to observe at her elegance. "Who will not be jealous of me because of having such a pretty neighbour?" She stopped laughing and shook her head in disbelief. "You flirt like a high school's boy. You should try to improve because it won't work on me."

“But you’re sitting with me.” “That’s the sad part.” “You like it,” I say, nudging him again. He doesn’t deny it. Instead, he turns his head, his face just barely inches from mine. “Why do you always flirt with me?” I tilt my head, considering. “Because you’re pretty. And easy to rattle. And... because it’s the only way I know how to talk about the fact that you make this hell feel less like a graveyard.” He stares at me. I stare back.

“That definitely means you saw something miss Sloane, you're stuttering and blinking “he pressed on. I shook my head, stepping a foot away from him. “I didn't see anything, and…. and..I ain't stuttering”I lied . “Well if you insist then it's your choice, though I had it all fun with the thought of your ass bumping in my dick, you've got a nice ass, you know that right?” He was flirting with me with his words and I love the way it made me feel below. “I know…and not everyone has a great dick to fuck as yours!” He raised his brows before grinning.

“You putting the moves on that – that woman!” “Whaaat?!” he grinned, then shook his head like I had it all wrong. “No, no – that was just a little friendly flirting.” “Friendly flirting is ‘that color looks nice on you.’ That was NOT friendly flirting.” “Sure it wa– ” “Why are you even fucking flirting in the first place?! And in front of me! Do you know how disrespectful that is?” “To who?” “To ME!” He stared at me like I’d just grown a second head. “Are you serious?”

"Come on, loosen up." Letting out a sharp exhale, I reached for his hand. I’m bored, my throat is drying, and Valerian is a pain in my cute ass. "Has anyone already told you how beautiful you are tonight?" he asked, guiding my hand to his shoulder while barely touching my waist. "I’m allergic to flirting, Atticus." He chuckled, flashing his veneered teeth. "It’s a fact. Actually, I don’t flirt with my friends’ ladies. It’d break the bro code. I don’t want that. They’d send me to hell."

We always insult each other and curse each other a lot "Fancy seeing you here as a virgin" My eyes widen when he said and I turned to him glaring "I'm right" He smirked and I drank a lot of alcohol in one gulp. My anger rised up and almost flew my fist to his ugly fucking face "At least I'm not a whore like you , you d**k" I bursted angrily and he laughed "I bet you don't even know how to flirt , I even bet that you can't kiss" He smirked and he took a shot

Austin scoffed while making Leo stop in his place. Leo showed his middle finger, and Austin scoffed while placing his hands on the table and looking at him. “You don’t look sexy in anger.” Austin tries to flirt, LOL. “Don’t try to flirt, darling; you can never be a flirting boy like me.” Leo shrugged his shoulders. LOL, both are looking so funny. “Have you broken your friendship with me?” Austin teased, while smirk aroused the corner of his lips. “Better luck next time; I don’t give you such luck.”