Flirty Tall Jokes

What’s worse than hiding and using fake identity? Living in unfamiliar place filled with unfamiliar people who’s trying to get know more you. That’s what happen to Sophia Delos Ama who’s hiding in her fake identity as Faye Mckenzie. A half American, half Filipina who come home to live independently in a place where most of the citizens are old. Everyone is surprise by her sudden existence there which not part of her plan. Faye bought a house, a very old house far away from everyone. But the more she hide herself, the people get curious. She tried her very best not to get caught. Faye continuously separates herself from everyone until she met Conrad. A handsome doctor of Kennedy Town Provincial Hospital. He is tall, he’s charming, he’s everyone’s favorite in that town. A perfect man, in Sophia’s humble mind not on Faye’s. The only problem is Faye doesn’t want to be associated to anyone. Not again when all she wants is peace and harmonious life away from the ghost of her past. A wise man once said, you can only achieve peace when you let everyone in. Kennedy Town brings fatal bliss that she doesn’t want to be tainted. How will Faye do that when she don’t know how to trust again?

It was five years ago when Andrew's friends died. Two of them were his teammates in volleyball and one of them was his boyfriend. All of them were said to be killed by his best friend, Allen. The tragedy almost caused him to take his own life. But just like the rainbow that appears after a rain, Andrew was able to get back on his feet and tried to live as normal as possible. It was then when he met Karl, a handsome and a tall looking man with a cold demeanor. For Karl, Andrew was his sun no matter what his past is. Andrew was the person who changed him, a person he had promised he wouldn't leave. But there will always be darkness after the sun shines. For they thought they could finally be happy, a person from the dark past came back. Will Andrew be able to find happiness? or will the past pull Andrew back to how he was? For updates follow me on my Facebook page: @lawlietwrites

Si Zhanielle ay lumaking 'di kilala ang tunay na magulang, at alam n'ya rin na ampon lang s'ya nang kinikilalang magulang n'ya at tanggap n'ya ito. Dahil 'di naman s'ya tinuturing iba sa umampon sa kan'ya. He's a billionaire, a ruthless in business world, a handsome guy, tall, blue eyes, thick eyebrows na bumagay mukha n'ya, pinkish lips, at may lahi ito. One day nag kayayaan silang mag kakaibigan ni Zhanielle na uminom sa bar. Pa 'no kong mag tagpo ang landas nila 't, may nangyari sa kanila or should I say one night stand. Paano kong tumakas ang babae pag ka umaga?. Mahahanap kaya siya ng lalaki? or kung hahanapin kaya siya?. Well abangan natin yan. ALL RIGHT RESERVE

TO HER family, Brooke was pain in the ass. Sa kanilang tatlong magkakapatid kasi ay siya lang ang matigas ang ulo. At para daw magtino siya ay napag-desisyonan ng ama na ipakasal siya sa anak ng business partner nito. Against si Brooke sa desisyon ng ama kaya sa araw na ipapakilala sa kanya ang lalaking gustong ipakasal sa kanya ay lumayo siya. Sa paglayo ay napadpad siya sa Baguio. Pinatira siya ng bestfriend sa townhouse ng mga ito. Akala ni Brooke ay mag-isa lang siyang titira do'n pero may board mate pala siya. Si Seven--kaibigan ng kuya ng bestfriend niyang si Zarina. Seven was tall, fair-complesion and handsome. And he is a playboy--a notorious one. At mukhang target din siyang maging babae nito dahil inaakit siya nito. Sinabi niya sa sarili na hindi siya mahuhulog sa karisma nito pero no'ng halikan siya nito sa labi ay nag-blanko ang isip niya. Iyong sinabi niyang hindi siya magpapaakit ay nagpaakit siya. And she couldn't deny the strong sexual tension between them. And it's hard to resist. At sa patuloy nitong pag-aakit sa kanya ay tuluyan na siyang bumigay...

Para kay Tyra Reign Agustin, ang kasal ay isang mahalaga at sagradong seremonya na dapat pahalagahan ninuman. Samantala, iba naman ang pananaw ni Damien Alistair Prescott sa bagay na ito. Para sa kaniya, ang kasal ay walang importansiya at hindi dapat gaanong bigyan ng pansin. Nang makipaghiwalay si Tyra sa kaniyang dating nobyo na si Ethan Alexander Carter ay nakilala niya si Damien Alistair Prescott — isang hot bachelor CEO ng Prescott Nexus, na kilala bilang isa sa nangungunang maipluwensiya at makapangyarihang kumpaniya sa bansa. Ang kanilang unang pagkikita ay hindi pangkaraniwan. Suot ang pang-guwardiyang uniporme ay tumakas si Damien sa inihandang kasal ng kaniyang ina para sa kaniya, at sa kaniyang pagtakas ay nakasalubong niya ang umiiyak at lasing na si Tyra Reign. Dahil sa kagustuhang makatakas sa pangingialam ng kaniyang ina sa kaniyang buhay pag-aasawa ay walang pasubaling inalok ni Damien ng kasal si Tyra. Dala ng kalasingan at maling akala ay pumayag si Tyra na pumirma sa isang marriage contract. Sa kabilang banda ay naisip ni Damien na baka si Tyra na ang kaniyang hinahanap, dahil sa agaran nitong pagpayag sa kaniyang alok na pagpapakasal ay nagustuhan niya ito sa hindi malalim na paraan. Nakasuot lamang siya noon ng pang-guwardiyang uniporme ngunit nagawa pa ring sumang-ayon ni Tyra, para sa kaniya, ang babae ay ibang-iba sa nire-reto ng ina. Sa paglipas ng panahon ay nagkamabutihan sila, naging opisyal ang kanilang relasyon kahit pa hadlang dito ang pamilya ni Damien — lalo ang sariling ina nito. Ngunit dahil sa kaniyang pagmamahal kay Tyra ay nagawa niyang sumuway at labagin ang kagustuhan ng pamilya. Subalit ang kaniyang pagmamahal ang magbibigay rason kay Tyra upang iwan siya nito, bitbit ang isang sanggol na susunod na magmamana ng lahat ng mga kayamanan ng mga Prescott.

Ashley has always dreamt of becoming a famous actress because she wants to fulfill her mom’s dream. Her mom had to quit showbusiness after getting pregnant with her, and she wants to continue what her mom started. Jane is in a secret relationship with the heartthrob John – who has a flirty loveteam named Alice. They must hide their relationship because of the great fanbase the loveteam has, and she always has to be a supporting actress in all their movies and shows. Nadine and James have been in a relationship for two years, and in two years she feels disrespected and unloved. But as per request of their manager, she needs to pretend to be in a happy and healthy relationship with James for the sake of their career. The three - Ashley, Jane and Nadine - become friends and celebrate love, happiness, and success.

At first, I thought life was so easy but as the years had passed, I realized that life is obnoxious, specially for those poor who pray every day to win in a lottery. Since I was a kid, I already had carried a big responsibility in my arms, sometimes making me question myself whether I was born to live happily or the other way around. My mom and father had a divorce when I was a kid, and unluckily, she made me choose between her and papa. And now, too bad but I regretted nothing. On that day, I chose my dad, and never in million of years would I become jealous to my sister (who had chosen mom) just because she is rich and can buy anything she wants. I was used at buying my only basic needs, securing the rest of my money for future because I know I will still be the only one who can benefit at the end. I was just living peacefully, without having any regrets and doubts, but there is a man named Spencer whose arrogance could reach the planet Jupiter. And I can't deny he got the looks that made everyone to flicker after him. But never in million years would I become fluttered just because of silly and corny jokes from him. But I became tongue-tied for predicting everything. Because I was wrong for judging him like that.

Dahil sa hirap ng buhay, walang nagawa si Naya Jade kundi kumapit sa patalim. Dahil ng akulin siya ng trabaho ni Madam Miranda sa The Gentleman's Club--isang High End Bar ay pikit matang tinanggap niya ang trabaho na inalok nito sa kanya. At ang magiging trabaho? Isang pole dancer. Magsasayaw lang siya sa harap ng mga bigatin na customer at kikita na siya ng pera. At sa unang araw ni Naya sa trabaho ay may nag-book agad sa kanya na isang bigating customer. He wants a private pole dancer. And for one night, he is willing to pay a huge amount. At dahil kailangan niya ng pera ay pumayag siya. Inakala ni Naya na isang matanda ang nag-book sa kanya. Matandang mayaman, malaki ang tiyan at napapanot. Pero ganoon na lang ang gulat ni Naya nang makita niya ang bigating customer na nag-book sa kanya para sa isang sayaw. He was young, tall, and oozing sex appeal. And even though he was wearing a mask on his face, she was sure he was handsome. At mukhang nagustuhan siya ng lalaki dahil gusto nitong exclusive lang ang pagsasayaw niya dito. At para mangyari iyon ay binili siya nito sa The Gentlemans Club. At sa unang pagkakataon na tinanggal ng lalaki ang mask na lagi nitong suot kapag nagkikita sila ay ganoon na lang ang panlalaki ng mga mata niya nang masilyan ang mukha nito. At doon nalaman ni Naya kung sino ang bumili sa kanya. Si Ninong Hugo. Naya was sold to Ninong Hugo!

This story was about my bitter and sweet love story. My bitter-sweet love story began when I was twelve years old. I had a huge crush on my neighbor, Dean Samaniego. He's tall, handsome, and smart but a little bit aloof, especially to me. He always ignored me though we were just neighbors. After six long years of having a crush on Dean, I finally decided to give up my feelings for him. The fact finally hits on me, that no matter what I did he's not going to like me back. We moved to another city after a tragedy falls on my family. Since then, Dean and I have never met again. But after ten long years, we finally meet each other. He is now a lawyer, a well-known and successful public defender while I'm just a small coffee shop owner. After I met him again I realized that I still liked him a lot, but I found out that he's already engaged to someone else. Is this a second chance that God gave me to pursue Dean again or a second chance for me to feel the heartache that I once was felt before?

Lara Dela Cruz was a normal girl—well, normal in the sense that she was an overworked call center agent who hated her boss, loved iced coffee, and had mastered the art of sarcasm to survive the horrors of capitalism. But one night, while rushing home, she slipped on a puddle (thanks to her horrible luck) and hit her head hard on the pavement. When she woke up… she wasn’t in her world anymore. Instead, she found herself in a medieval kingdom, in the middle of a chaotic slave auction. And before she could even scream in protest, she was bought by the most feared man in the entire empire—Duke Alistair Von Nacht, also known as the Tyrant Duke. Now, instead of dealing with rude customers, she had to deal with an emotionally constipated warlord who could kill her with a flick of his fingers. But what’s worse? She might be falling for the grumpy tyrant.