OOPS! I SENT IT TO MY BAD BOY STEPBROTHER !
“Why is it purring like that? And it’s licking me too. Oh no, it’s going to bite me! Get off me, please.”
“I think….it likes you.” He observed, rubbing his jaw softly.
“What? Likes me?”
“Yeah. Cats never purr unless they love something, or someone.”
“Well, I don’t think it’s the case. Look, a cat has bitten me once, and I had to get a stupid rabies shot and use stupid medication too. I never want to relive that, so please, even if you have to distract it, please get it off of me.”