Frieza Funny Novels & Stories

Freya landed face-first in a massive, deep puddle of brown mud left over from yesterday's rain storm. Dark, foul-smelling sludge exploded outward, splashing all over her white crop top and bare legs. Her arms flailed wildly in the muck as she tried to push herself up. Her hands slipped, and she face-planted right back into the dirt with a second, wetter squelch. For three seconds, the yard was dead silent. Then, I broke. "Pfft." A loud, genuine bark of laughter ripped from my throat. I clutched my stomach, doubling over as tears pricked the corners of my eyes. I couldn't stop. It was the funniest, most satisfying thing I had seen in my entire life.

he said. Frodo chose that moment to waddle in wearing the tiny blazer, the apology sign swinging from his neck. Freya trotted beside him, full drama queen in her sparkly tutu. Daniel stared at them. Then he burst out laughing. Really laughing…..head tilted back, eyes shining, full belly-laugh. This was the second time to ever see him laugh so hard. “That,” he said, “is the most absurdly adorable thing I’ve ever seen.” I smiled. “So… you’re not going to send them out or return them to the streets?”

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

It worked somehow in alleviating her boringness. "Anything special?" Irtaza asked, with an amused expression on his face, as soon as he cut the call. "You know one day Haseeb and Saif had a competition in which they both had to finished almost 3 to 5 kgs of french fried within five minutes. They were extremely loaded fries with cheese and mayo. I'm just recalling there faces. By the end of the competition they both were lying almost dead on the floor. 'I will not be eating for the rest of my life' haseeb had said to Saif, after finishing the whole tub of the fries. They both were looking like clowns. Hahahahaha" she replied enthusiastically.

Zee shouted, waving his little arms. "Stop it, you tiny menace!" Raf laughed, scooping Zee into his arms. But Zee wasn’t done—he poked a fingerful of frosting at Raf’s cheek. "Argh! Traitorous Bunny!" Raf exclaimed, chasing Saraya, who was now holding a frosting-covered spoon like a sword. Saraya squealed, “Nooo! You can’t catch me!” and dashed behind Vidhant, who tried to duck but got a frosting smear on his ear.

“Else, I'll open fire. And… And… you'll die, Brother.” My men try to hold back laughter. They fail. The sound cracks through the standoff until they’re shaking with it. I would've shot them if I weren't dying of laughter on the inside. Even his own men snigger quietly. Their throat bobs, but they don't hide the perk of their lips on time. Everyone knows Ferrari is all books and cooking. Not meant for the Familia. I jerk my head to the side. “Did you capture it?” “Saved, boss,” Limo chuckles over the speaker. “Fucking hilarious.”

“I do not glare.” “You absolutely glare.” She rolled her eyes despite herself. “You’re irritating.” “And yet somehow lovable.” “That feels manipulative.” “It probably is.” A laugh escaped her before she could stop it. Real laughter this time. Small. Still real enough to surprise both of them. Kaelan looked genuinely pleased afterward. “There. Proof you’re not turning into a tragic ghost yet.” Freya shook her head softly before growing quiet again. “Did you know her?” His expression shifted slightly.

My blood freezes over numerous notifications immediately after the photo upload. "Oops,my bad" Freya's removes her foot. "Me too. Finger slipped" Bridgette giggles deviously.

said Eskylrious with a laugh . " What did you just say ?! " said the dark creature . " I said that you were quite funny . " said Eskylrious . " How dare you laugh at me ?! " said the dark creature . " I think it is better to laugh at you than to kill you right away , don't you think ?! " said Eskylrious . " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! You will kill me ?!....That's what's really funny ! " said the dark creature with a vicious laugh .

Pelican Bay held so much potential, but Benny's going to snuff it out and he won't even blink. "The fucking fridge." Mario laughs, the sound scary. "The fridge, Benny." He playfully slaps Benny on the arm with the back of his hand. His frightening laughter cuts off abruptly as his eyes narrow, his lips in a straight line cutting across his face. "Let her go."