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“Landon is here?” Mabel asked, turning to look behind her, a frown forming on her face. “Are you stalking me? Huh?” She asked drunkenly and made to climb down from the stool, but she missed her footing and fell toward Landon who instinctively caught her in his arms. Upon realizing what he had done, Landon suddenly pushed her away from his body like he had touched a bag of filth, making her fall to the ground on her butt. “Ouch!” She winced as her butt came in contact with the hard floor. Landon felt a pang of pity for her but quickly masked it. Such a shameless woman isn't worth his sympathy. She was married, yet she was drunk at a bar, flirting with a random guy. ******* What happens if your wedding was never about love but about settling an old score? Mabel never wanted an arranged marriage, but honoring her father’s dying wish left her no choice. On her wedding day, her groom, Landon Ferguson, didn’t bother to show up only sending someone in his place. Humiliated and furious, she swore never to forgive him. As the truth behind their arranged marriage comes to light, Mabel realizes too late some debts demand more than just a name on a marriage certificate. Some demand a sacrifice.

I stepped closer. Close enough to smell his cologne—cedarwood, leather, and power. My hand moved. Smooth, practiced. The pistol slide from under the apron into my palm. I raised it fast. But before I could pull the trigger— BANG. Not my shot. A scream tore through the restaurant as another man launched himself toward Romano’s table, blade flashing. Another assassin. What the hell— Romano didn’t flinch. He shoved the table forward, knocking the attacker off balance. The blade scraped across wood, not skin. I ducked instinctively as the room erupted into chaos. Gunfire cracked. Glass exploded. People screamed and dove for cover. “Get him out—NOW!” one of the guards barked. I aimed for the second attacker. Didn’t even hesitate. One shot—head. Gone. The guard saw me. Confusion flashed in his eyes. Then rage. I ran. I weaved between overturned chairs, plates, and screaming bodies. The smell of blood was real now, thick in the air. One of the guards grabbed me. I slammed my elbow into his ribs, twisted, and brought the butt of my gun down on his skull. He dropped like a sack of bricks. Out. I had to get out. My boots pounded the floor as I tore through the narrow hallway. But then— “Elisa.” His voice stopped me cold. I turned. Antonio Romano stood in the middle of the carnage, suit untouched, blood spattered behind him like art. His eyes were on me. And he was smiling. It was darker. Slower. Like a hunter seeing something worth chasing. Somehow, he knew who I was. “Interesting,” he said softly, tilting his head. “They sent you.” I didn’t answer. I ran. But that voice followed me. He knew my name. And he let me go. This wasn’t over. It had just begun.

"Well, how do you know about the scar on my butt?" No way! Has he been spying on me in the bathroom? He scoffed "I told you I'm your husband and you ask questions like how do I know about the scar on your butt? Of course I saw it" "By spying?" I added but he glared in response. "You showed it to me!" We went that far? But then again, we have Maria so we must have gone that far! Unfortunately, my golden body has been seen by that crazy man. ** Rosalia had thought her biggest problem was how to secure a new job after losing her current one, and avoiding the ex convict who seemed to be out to get her. But she wasn't prepared for the sudden intrusion of a certain man who claimed to be her husband! Husband? She didn't even know him!. Worst of all, they already had a daughter who looked exactly like her! Rosalia was thrown into a state of confusion where everything seemed to belong to her but not at the same time. She was determined to find out what had happened to her in the past and how to fix the present which seemed already damaged.

"AJust like in highschool, if you have the rooftop, it means that it is your territory and there would be no one to stop your ascension...but, standing at the top gives bittersweet feelings too in between your glory and sorry." Biglaan ang pag-uwi ni Bella sa Pilipinas upang makita ang kanyang lolo na hindi niya kilala. Pagkauwi ay iba ang naabutan niya, ang testamentong siya ang magmamana ng lahat ng ari-arian ng mga Echizen. Pagkatapos niyon, ayaw na siyang pabalikin ng kanyang ina sa Japan, ang bansang naging tahanan niya ng sampung taon, dahil nalaman nila ang pinakatatago niyang sikreto na isa siyang gangster. Nangako siya sa kanyang ina na magbabagong buhay. At dahil doon ay nagtago siya sa pagiging isang nerd. First day of school, nakabangga na niya ang bully na si Jarvis Fortalejo na kilala bilang Emperor ng Black Dragon Gang, ang kinatatakutan na gang sa Pilipinas. Dahil sa insidenteng iyon ay hindi na matamihik ang kanyang school life kaya naisip ni Bella ang makipag deal sa black dragon gang pero hindi niya akalain na iyon ang makakapagbago na kanyang buhay. Bella was forced to disguise as the girlfriend of the Emperor and she hated his guts! Jarvis Fortalejo is sure to be the king of arrogance, hot headed and ruthless leader pero biglang naglaho ang impression niyang iyon nang makilala niya ito. Marunong din pala siyang tumawa at masaya rin palang kasama. Hanggang sa dumating na nga ang araw na— she fell in love with him. But becoming the Emperor’s Queen will not be easy as she will be forced to face the challenge of his underlings, the 5 Gangs. Will she fall back and lose the man he learned to love or will the legendary Black Butterfly step up to win the fight?

Alin memergoki suaminya sedang bersama perempuan lain. Dari sinilah terbongkar pengkhianatan Tara dengan seorang anak SMA. Bagaimana pernikahan mereka? Akankah mereka bertahan atau berpisah?

Bercerita tentang kehidupan rumah tangga Yuni dan Ramdani, di mana Ibu kandung Ramdani sering sekali ikut campur dalam urusan rumah tangga mereka, termasuk masalah keuangan yang dipegang langsung oleh Ibunya.

Setelah tidak berkomunikasi selama sebulan, Leony Janita yang berada di rumah sakit menerima berita bahwa suaminya menjemput cinta pertamanya pulang. Setelah pulang ke rumah, Andreas Finowa menyodorkan surat perjanjian cerai kepadanya. “Dia sudah kembali, kita cerai saja.” “Oke.” Setelah melewati pernikahan yang dingin dan penuh sandiwara selama 3 tahun, Leony sudah sepenuhnya menyerah. Namun, setelah bercerai, Andreas malah tidak berhenti mendengar kabar mengenai Leony. “Bu Leony pergi berlibur bersama pasangan barunya.” “Bu Leony sudah jadi bintang baru di dunia bisnis.” “Bu Leony ....” “Bu Leony ....” Pria yang sudah terbiasa bersikap dingin itu akhirnya menunduk dan berkata, “Jangan begini. Kembali padaku, ya?” Namun, Leony tidak memedulikan Andreas. Pada akhirnya, Andreas menunggu di depan pintu rumah Leony setiap hari. Sampai suatu hari, pintu rumah dibuka, lalu seorang pria menatapnya dan berkata dengan senyum sinis, “Pak Andreas, Leony sudah capek. Dia nggak punya waktu dengar kamu meratapi diri di sini.”

Hidup hanyalah sebuah perjalanan, merubah suatu keadaan yang dihadapi. Mau tetap jadi ulat yang hanya tahunya puncak dedaunan, atau hanya jadi terbelengu kepompong yang terus menutup diri, tapi ada pilihan menjadi kupu-kupu yang bersayap indah, yang bisa terbang tinggi dan sejauh jarak yang mampu ia tempuh. Drama hidupnya berliku, berawal dari sebuah penderitaan tak terduga, ketika sahabat baiknya menjadi orang ketiga dari pernikahan orang tuanya. Akankah ia lepas dari penderitaannya, adakah yang mau mengulurkan tangannya tuk membuat dirinya jadi kupu-kupu? Novel ini menggunakan PoV2, sudut pandang orang kedua, dan berlatar belakang etnik china.

Kaisar jarang mengunjungi harem belakangan ini. Namun, akhir-akhir ini para selir selalu terlihat berseri-seri. Aku merasa bingung melihat hal ini. Sampai suatu saat, aku melihat seorang makhluk aneh dengan ekor seperti binatang muncul di hadapanku. Barulah aku menyadari, makhluk yang seperti manusia tapi bukan manusia ini, membuat para wanita di harem menantikan datangnya malam dengan penuh harap.

Tika begitu geram ketika mengetahui mamanya meninggal karena serangan jantung. Hal ini dikarenakan mamanya ingin memberikan kejutan di hari ulang tahun pernikahan dengan papanya. Tak disangka, ia malah memergoki suaminya sedang berhubungan intim dengan gadis yang seumuran anaknya. Gina-Mamanya Tika-- akhirnya meninggal karena syok tak kuat melihat suaminya bermesraan dengan wanita lain yang tak lain adalah teman sekelas putrinya sendiri. Ditambah Gina sedang hamil anak kedua. Riko--suami Gina-- terlihat tidak menyesal dengan kematian istrinya. Ia malah semakin asyik dengan Feni--si pelakor. Tentu saja Tika tidak bisa tinggal diam. Saat ini ia berusaha membalas dendamnya dengan sang pelakor.