Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Novels & Stories

Then came the knock. I opened the door to find Andrew. Soaked. Holding take-out and a portable charger like offerings to a goddess he wasn’t sure still prayed. “You followed me,” I said. He shrugged. “Checked the emergency contact list in HR. And your doorman likes me.” I let him in. He set the food on the table, then lit a candle with a practiced flick. “We used to do blackout drills,” he said. “Remember? Middle school science fair.” “You cheated,” I muttered. “Brought a hand-cranked generator.”

After waiting for a while, there was still no sound of approaching footsteps, but the sound of laughter came from inside. I stared at the dark and dreary door and seemed to know something. I knocked heavily on the door once again. My knuckles hurt, but not as much as my heart. "Bang! Bang! Bang!" I had a very difficult day today. I had to find a place to rest. Otherwise, I'll crash. I knocked on the door so loudly that everyone in the next dorm poked their heads out, but only the people in my dorm "couldn't hear". The sound of videos and jokes mingled together, they were so smug and joyful.

Timika Knock! Knock! Knock! A faint knock reaches my ears, the sound so far away. It’s becoming louder with each knock, pulling me from the amazing dream I was having …. Those large, strong hands around my waist. “Ugh,” I groan… Why? I want to go back. I tuck my head under the comfy duvet. Knock. Knock. Knock!!! Three fast knocks follow.

*IS HE SAYING THAT HE WILL CATCH ME? "DON'T TELL ME I HAVE TO JUMP!" I say loud and clear. He puts his hands on his waist and sighs, "Isn't that the point?" *IS HE CRAZY!* **KNOCKS**KNOCKS** Someone knocks at my door. "Are you okay, Joenabell? I hear noises." I freeze. That voice is from Kane! "Bulls**t!" I can't help but say a curse word. Kane's timing is on point!

I said to a customer over the phone. 'Knock-Knock-Knock!' the person interrupted again. "Who the heck is that?" 'Knock-Knock-Knock!' "Sorry, I'll call you in a minute." The words rushed out of me while I cut the call. 'Knock-Knock-Knock!' "Who is that? Come in!" "Happy birthday to you, Mummy. Happy birthday to you."

Mino's smile quickly faded, and he rubbed his the back of his neck. "It's a joke!" he exclaimed. "What joke? Where is the joke?" the princess asked frankly, for what he said was not funny. Mino took a big breath and just looked up because it appeared that he would have a difficult time messing with the princess. "It was like this when I said "Knock! Knock!" you'll ask, "Who's there?" is that clear?" he politely said. "Why should I inquire who is there when I know that you are-" Vreihya asked. "Just do it! For Pete's sake!" Mino cut her off, forcing a smile because he appeared to be losing patience. He just wants to make a joke for Pete's sake!

Right as someone goes to suck on my nipple I hear KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! **End of it** Damn it not again I thought to myself.....

I arched a brow. “Then I guess I have to name all 193 countries.” He smiled tight-lipped. “Don’t worry, I’m patient.” I fork my food as I kept staring at him while he does the same, “You’re really not going to leave me alone, are you?” “Nope.” He pops the P. “Alright, this knock knock joke is going to make you pee.” I placed my fork don to be attentive, “Okay, let’s hear it.” “How to make a tissue dance?” He smirks at me.

Knock, knock, knock! The knocker was surprisingly polite, only three knocks, each perfectly timed. Julia was on the brink of realizing a long-held wish, and that knocking was not about to mess up her groove. She was ready to press on! Knock, knock, knock! The persistent knocking sounded again, as if the person would not stop until the door came down. Walter's heart, all tied up in knots, found the knocking to be a godsend, a few gentle raps pulling him back from the brink of doom.

Knock Knock The sound of knocking on the door was really loud, like tapping using internal power. Knock Knock Again, even though the first beat had not yet ten seconds passed. “Excuse me ---“ Tuti, who was just about to say, was cut off. The door she knocked on finally opened. Showing Anjani’s tiny face who came out of it. “What’s the matter?” asked Anjani kindly. Even though Anjani knows that behind the mothers there is Nisya who frowns in fear, I don’t know what the girl is afraid of.