Novel & Cerita Funniest Tagalog Quotes

reduced his feeling of reading the awkwardness of friends. Pepeng Masarap😂😂 Jusko! It's great to find an office here! Pepeng Maliit😂😂 Well, chiiiill lang is meee😂 Pepeng Malaki😂😂 Guuuuyss andaming pogii ditoo😅😅 He just laughed as he typed. Pepeng Kulot😂😂 There are pogii here too! I'm still next to isaaaa😍😍

“Whatever. Let’s go. ” 'How can she look adorable with those frowning lips?' Darn it! I must be out of my mind! Why would I find her adorable? She's a brat who treats me like a disposable toy! “Where are you taking me again? I don't remember if we agreed to go somewhere today. ” "You’ll see. Just follow my lead and don't talk too much, old corn.” "Old corn?" I raised an eyebrow at what she called me. "Matandang mais in Tagalog."

Inis kong tanong sabay turo sa sarili ko. Ba't bigla-bigla nya nalang akong tinatawag na bitch?! Inaano ko ba sya! "What? No! What I mean is do you like beach?" "Do I like bitch? DO I LIKE BITCH?? Abay gagu ka ba? At sino namang baliw ang gusto ng bitch ha!" Pasigaw kong saad sakanya. "Gosh ang bingi nya sobra." "Beach like dagat in tagalog Ms. Vee! Gets mo po ba huh??"

Tanan nito ang nakakakilabot at nakakadalamhating mensahe na di matatangap ng kahit anu sa aming pagkatao. "Engkwentro." "Mga sundalo." "Sa lalawigan ng Quezon" "Mga rebelde." "Patay." "Sugatan." Piling mga salita lamang ang ilan sa malinaw na narinig ko mula sa isang sundalong trabaho ang sabihin ang mga ito at sa huli ay nagpaalam at nagbigay ng kanilang pakikiramay, habang ang aking kabiyak ay patuloy sa paghagulgol sa likurang sulok ng aming pintuan. Sinara ko ang pinto at niyakap ang asawa, kapwa kami tumanaw sa mga larawan ng aming prinsesang nakangiti na nakasabit sa aming mga dingding, mga ngiti sa minsang naging makulay sa tahanan na winasak ng isang malalim at maling mga idelohiya.

The latter I murmured, "Three, it's dumb." He raised an eyebrow and shrugged, saying, "They're just the same." "Use your wits, don't be so gorgeous, Tagalog should be eh!" Napakunot ang noo ko dahil parang feeling nya talaga eh, gwapo sya! "So, you're saying that I'm handsome, hmm?" He has etchura, but he's not really attractive. He has etchura, but he's quite attractive. what the heck? The chaos!

Young Kai furrowed his brow at the girl's question. "Huh?" "Sabi ko, “Bakit ka umiiyak?” bingi ka ba? (I said, 'Why are you crying?' Are you deaf?)" the girl asked. "Sorry but I can’t understand you," he replied, still confused by what the girl meant to say. "Patay! Alien! (Shoot! Alien!)" the girl exclaimed, slapping her forehead. "What?" young Kai asked, confused. " Paano ba ‘to? Hmm… Ah! Why you cry? Teka tama ba? Basta ‘yon na ‘yon! (How do I do this? Hmm... Ah! Why you cry? Is that right? Well, close enough!)"

I smiled to him bitterly. I closed my door when nakuha ko na ang pizza. Kinuha ko agad ang papel na nasa taas ng table ko. Kanino ba ako dapat magsimula?sayo ruel rodriguez o sayo manuel roja o kaya naman pagsabayin ko nalang kayong patayin. Yah mas maganda nga yun. Prepared for my biggest revenge idiots!. I laugh like a devil and smirk like a devil. Wag kayong mag alala makakahustisya na kayo onting onti nalang. Kumuha ako ng pizza at kinain ito.

He smiled and even clapped when at some of the lame jokes my collegue tried to pull off. Tahimik lang akong nakamasid sa sulok, papasa na ‘kong estatwa sa ayos ko sa totoo lang. Can’t balme me though, pilit ko pa ring kinukumbinse ang sarili kong ‘di n’ya narinig ang kahihiyan na ginawa ko kanina. S***a, Gen. Kung sa bingo purong-puro ka na.

He knows that there will be a backlash when they find out that a child will tag along “bobo! Mas mapapakinabangan pa yata yan kaysa sayo! Meron din syang kasamang sanay sa kutsilyo” (stupid! He will be more useful than you! We also have a person who is more used in knife) the boss shivered in horror when he remember the girl with a piercing eyes and a sharp knife

"Us? Walang tayo assuming ka." He groaned and I smiled. Pati yung babae na nasa counter ay nakangiti sa akin dahil naiinip na sa order ko. ["Sabihin mo na lang kung nasaan ka pupuntahan kita."] "Nasa lugar ako kung saan bida ang saya." ["What?"] Humalakhak ako. Hindi niya ba alam ang tagline ng Jollibee? Famous pa naman 'yan sa amin.