Filipino Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

nakangising komento muli ni Marylou saka ako hinila papasok ng cafe. "I say, Karma is a bully." wika ko. Wala sa sariling napahagikhik ako ng makitang natanggal pa ang side mirror ng sasakyan. Sinipat ko ang taas ng sasakyan. My imaginary image of Akio standing there with his grin caused me to burst into a loud laughter. That guy, really.

reduced his feeling of reading the awkwardness of friends. Pepeng Masarap😂😂 Jusko! It's great to find an office here! Pepeng Maliit😂😂 Well, chiiiill lang is meee😂 Pepeng Malaki😂😂 Guuuuyss andaming pogii ditoo😅😅 He just laughed as he typed. Pepeng Kulot😂😂 There are pogii here too! I'm still next to isaaaa😍😍

You sing well Maan Perez… Have a duet next time Gil Velasco Gil Velasco hehehe next time… wink Maan Perez We’re Quits now! Smiley Gil Velasco heart eyes Art Perez One duet please!! Gil Perez thumbs up PrinceMark I can feel your giddiness bro! Even the video can feel it! GilVelasco Tease bro! Shirley Can I make a request? Please sing My Girl, My Woman, my Friend Joan VP Pag-ibig na Kaya ( Perhaps Love) please! Vanessa Smith What do We Mean to each other Maan Perez You’re too much guys!!!! smiley

she asked. “Yes, sis, that's how it is! Just you. I don't have any hopeless romantic friends, so fight, or I'll shave your head! You know your time is short, so give it your all. If you need to lower your pride, then lower it. Don't save any, because as Ruffa Mae says, "This is all-out!" Her friend even copies the posts after the Mala Ruffa Mae. The comedian-actress of the Philippines. "You can also lower your panties if you want; it’s most effective, I think," Shyra said to her.

Mahina subalit may diin sa bawat katagang binanggit ko. Mas lalo pang nangunot ang kanyang noo matapos niyang maproseso sa kanyang utak ang lahat ng aking sinabi.Subalit maya-maya lang ay pagak na itong tumawa. "This is an Italian restaurant! So, ano ang ini-expect mo? Maghain sila ng Filipino dish at Delight Yoghurt drink?" Sarkastiko niyang saad na pawang pang-iinsulto ang naging dating saakin.

I am not going to allow him to win, so I will pretend to be successful until I actually am. "Madam, you are being tremendously complimentary to me!" When Sonya gave me a little tap on the arms, I couldn't help but giggle at her. When they are delighted or excited, Filipinos have a strong tendency to smack the arms of another person. I don't know why this is the case. My best opinion is that it has something to do with the significant cultural differences.

The man replied and the grin on his lips widened. I raised an eyebrow at him and smiled at him foolishly. "Talaga? Parang hindi naman iyon ang narinig ko, parang ang sabi mo ata ay ang sarap kong k******n." I said and his eyes widened in shock. He was looking at me in disbelief. (Trans: "Really? That's not what I heard. If my memory serves me right, you said you wanted to fuck me.") "Y-You can you speak Filipino?" He asked and I just nodded in response, his eyes got even wider when he realized that I indeed can speak Filipino.

I said. "Sir, I don't understand ahm... speak English." He replied, D*mn it! nalimutan ko wala pala ako sa pinas, P*nyet*ng! (I forgot I'm not in the Philippines, mother f*cker!)

"No. Alam mo? Mabuti pa iinom mo nalang muna 'yang init ng ulo mo ngayon. I'm sure you will like this coco juice they have here." Pagkasabi ko dun, I frowned when everyone around me except Mr. Del Fuero laughed at me, na para bang may nakakatawa akong sinabi. "Coco juice daw?" Pang-aasar na tanong ng isa sa mga kasamahan nito saka agad ng humalakhak ang mga ito, causing me to look at them with confused look. I wonder what got these men laugh like this.

he mumbled, kissing my hair—which made the crowd in chaos, while I felt that all of my blood went up to my face so it is definitely looks like a tomato right now. I deeply sighed just to calm my nerves and act as if I was not affected by his sweetness. "Don't be a PDA, love. Look, oh, your fan girls are now jealous," I teased him. "And so? Let them be." "Anso?” I chuckled when what he said sounded like urine in our native language. “That’s ‘ihi’ in Filipino," I joked but he didn't laugh at it. When I looked up, his forehead was furrowed and his eyebrows met.