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What's a girl to do when she finds a sexy giant bathing in the river? Sydney Who leaves their girlfriend in the woods after a fight? My now EX-boyfriend that's who. One fight, okay a BIG fight because I found out he was cheating on me while we were camping and poof! He left me in the woods. So, I start walking to town, only I get turned around and end uo at the river where I meet Axel. This guy is HUGE. With a storm rolling in I don't have much choice but to trust him since I have been walking hours AWAY from town. Axel I've lived alone for years and I've been okay with that until one day she finds me bathing at the river. She is small, cute and talks a lot. I find I don't mind it. When the storm washes out the only road into town and she is stranded with me a while longer, I am grateful for more time with her.

The death of two powerful Mafia Dons. The birth of two innocent children. Brought up away from the brutal Mafia lifestyle but forever linked. Dante was spirited away by his father's best friends to be brought up in the rainy city of Manchester England. He longs for the sunshine of his boyhood and cannot wait to grow up and have his revenge on the man who brutally murdered his father and take his rightful place as Don. Gabriella, brought up in the leafy suburbs of rural England by her mother's sister, is a spoiled Princess who mixes with real royalty and knows only luxury. She is kept in a bubble of seclusion away from the horrors of the Mafia but it is her birthright too. Two lost Mafia children forever linked by that deadly organisation and destined by fate to meet. Can they survive the lies they have been told? Is their attraction to each other love or hate? Or will the Mafia destroy them both?

Kidnapped and married to the Devil... That was Leah's punishment for helping her best friend. To get revenge on the woman who jilted him at the altar, Dean kidnaps Leah and forces her to marry him. What he did not expect was that his imprisoned wife would become his worst tormentor and his new obsession.

Almost everyone knows Tristan Quartararo is the perfect man in this world. Handsome, weak, gentle, so understanding and also loving. There are no said the defects attached to the rich man. The public even knows Tristan as a businessman whose actions are very calculated. Because of his immense influence, Sophia Walters even to the point of being captivated and so infatuated with that man's figure. She is without hesitation, and many calculations accept Tristan's proposal, which is not that long known. Sophia thought that by marrying Tristan, her life would be better getting perfect. Unfortunately, the expectations that have been predicted are not following the existing reality. Everything turns into a nightmare right on the night of their first marriage. All the perfection that has been seen in Tristan it's just camouflage. Nobody's know what it will be. That man's motives suddenly changed 180 degrees after he managed to marry Sophia. What grudge does Tristan hold against Sophia, to change it that used to be like an angel incarnation now instantly become the demon.

Sebastian was a coward, letting fear steal the woman he loved. "If mahal mo talaga ako. Pirmahan mo ang divorce paper na ito at mawala ka na sa paningin ko. Iwan mo na ako at huwag ka na ulit magpapakita sa akin!" sigaw ni Sebastian sa babae a walang buhay ang mga mata na nakatingin sa kaniya. Tinapon ng lalaki ang divorce paper sa ere at puno ng pagdisgusto nakatingin sa asawa. "Alam mo hindi ko kaya gawin iyon Sebastian." Gumuha ang mundo ni Sebastian noong may makita siya na babae sa loob ng kwarto. Nakahiga ito sa kama na natutulog lang at may hawak na maliit na bote. "Haven!" Now, given a second chance by a twist of fate— Nagising si Sebastian sa isang hospital. Madaming nakakabit na apparatus. Noong inalis niya ang oxygen narealize niya na nabuhay pa din siya. Gusto na niya mamatay. Sebastian travels back in time to right his wrongs. Sa labas ng hospital room nakita niya su Haven Bree Nicastro. Ang first love, childhood friend at pinakamamahal niya. Bumalik siya sa past kung saan buhay pa ang asawa niya at bata pa sila ni Haven. But the past is never as simple as it seems, and winning back Haven's heart might cost him everything. "Binago ko ang pinaka-key point sa pagkasira ng mga Nicastro at Volkov— siguro ito ang kapalit." Maliit ang chance na makalakad pa si Sebastian that's why nanganganib naman ngayon ang posisyon niya bilang tagapagmana at maging asawa ni Haven. Will he conquer all the things its supposed to be his and prove that Haven Is Bound to Be his? "Marry me, Haven."

When Clark gets saved by an Alpha's mother she never knew that her life would have changed so drastically. She made a promise to the Alpha's mother that she would help her son by bearing his children and therefore ensuring that the bloodline continues. Once the promise was set in motion, Clark discovers many things she never sighed up for. She never wanted to be just a side piece. Once she gives birth to twins, Clark and the Alpha decide that the boy would stay with his father and the girl would go with Clark. Clark moved to the city and created a life that she deserved. A few years later, she kept getting calls from the Alpha, he wanted her back. What will she do? Will she take him back after all the horrors that he inflicted on her?

Ciana La Suerte has always believed that she is the sun and that she has to find her moon. With all the normalcy, she’s been an optimistic girl wearing those bright smiles every day. Yes, everything is normal but then the phone she once found started receiving weird messages of different wishes the sender failed to do herself. Things got even weirder when a new guy, Airo Sebastian, came to the picture.Realising that the sender could actually predict what happens next, she tried full-filling all of its wishes. It can’t be right but she fell in love in the process. Standing between probabilities, will she be able to twist what is supposed to happen? Will she be able to save him? Will she be able to fly and reach her moon?

As the youngest child of the De Hizon family, Emerald strives to be the perfect daughter, hoping to be loved and accepted. Tila malupit ang buhay nang mabunyag ang katotohanan na ampon lang siya. What could be more devastating is to discover she is supposed to be engaged and married to someone she knows as her brother! Sebastian Alexander De Hizon—the rebellious, ruthless, and dominant brother who hates her for reasons unknown. Wala itong ipinakita sa kanya kundi hatred at ruthlessness. Malinaw na malinaw ang pagtutol nito sa kanilang kasal. Yet, with Alec's strange behavior, his stolen glances, and the way her heart throbs whenever he is near, will she finally understand what those things mean?"

Ariel Anderson has to become a contracted wife to the most feared billionaire cassanova in the city, Xavier Dunlop, to save her mother's Life. He was prepared to make life uneasy for her in that marriage and he was doing just that. Although Ariel didn't bulge , it infuriated Xavier to go the extreme. Xavier was determined never to fall in love again after his first heartbreak from the woman he thought he loved the most. Will Ariel be able to tolerate Xavier to the end?!, Will they fall in love?! How does all the revealed family secrets affect their relationship?! Don't sweat it!, Join this amazing ride to find out.

Carla Davis, one of the four assistants in the protocol department of a large investment consortium, never imagined having to marry the CEO of the company, The Big Boss, as many called the handsome and single Maximiliano Bastidas. At the same time, she never imagined having to be tied to him for a whole year, much less that he would be her father's enemy, also becoming hers own.