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He could tell I was anxious and honestly if he were here he would be making stupid joke and I would forget all about the lie. Just as I was about to gather my stuff my phone pings. Luke: did you know that cows have best friends. I laughed. Even miles away he still made me laugh. Me: no I did not know that Luke: They even get stressed when separated. Me: I’m stressed right now. I’m having separate anxiety :( Luke: That just means we’re basically emotional livestock support to each other then. Me: :) that’s funny. Thanks for that. Luke: You’re welcome. I got you.

(inserted heart emojis) I replied at them… @sassytamara: Hssh, quiet, atty. @ethanm! @ethanm: I guessed I got it right! Wahaha! @sassytamara: @chantalmoore, I love you, too! :) Chantal reacted heart to my reply. @sassytamara: Hey @yasminemonteverde, c’mon! Stop your bookish-like hopeless romantic whatsoever! We’re no longer sixteen! (inserted laughing emojis)

That stupid ass flutter. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Happy Spring break. Happy New Month and Happy Birthday to whosoever has his or her Birthday this month. Love you. Don't forget to Like/Comment/Vote/Follow and most importantly Enjoy. Unicorn_Kaki Just a daily reminder:

@TheOtherSideOfQuiet “Now, this is what I like I hear. He turned off the lights… turn on your own damn fire, woman!” @ClarityTastesLikeWine “This sounds like freedom. Lonely at first, but free.” @ProbablyAMan “They don’t care until someone else starts noticing you. Abandon his ass, queen.” @PagesIWon’tDelete (loyal follower) “If this is what healing sounds like, I’m all in. Please don’t stop.” And lots more!

They aren't mine, before somebody will Coman arrest me now o😂🙌🏻. We'll soon be back to our humorrrrr! Don't worry, I'm sorry for the sad chapters😩. So if you love this chapter and you think I'm communicating something through this humor book, VOTE AND COMMENT! Love y'all! Lazypen

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

I said staring at this amazing nature's gift to me. That name felt right,it felt so right. Hey guys.... Thanks for all the support, encouragement and love you've shown to this book, it's highly appreciated. Don't forget to comment and share. Thanks for reading this book ❤️ ❤️ Xoxo Dim Leon 😘 😘 Dim Leon 😘😘

Playlist for this chapter; South Of The Border - Ed Sheeran ft Camilla Cabello & Cardi B, To Be Human - Sia ft Labrinth. (Favourite KAJ quotes) Always expect nothing or the worst from people so you wouldn't be in a shocked state when you get disappointed at anytime.

He says with a goofy smile. I try not to smile but I fail miserably. “Come on, Wesley. I’m being serious. Be serious for once.” I say. He breathes out loudly. “Okay, okay. I’m switching to serious mode. Go ahead, I’m listening.” He says. “Someone texted me.” I say. “Okay?” He drags the word. “It was weird. It was a smiling emoji and then some quote about me getting to close to fire and being burned.” I say.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”