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in the dumbest off-key voice while Mia filmed the whole thing on her phone for TikTok, both of them yelling over each other “hashtag twin mom survivor, hashtag besties save the day, hashtag pumpum power!” I was cracking up so hard my scar pulled but I couldn’t stop because they looked ridiculous, Mia pretending to rock the baby like a microphone and Zoe doing these stupid hip thrusts while singing louder, “pumpum bring life, yeah she do, she brought kids back from the dead yo!” Kacy just stood there shaking his head with this tired grin, arms crossed, muttering “you two are gonna get us kicked out” but he didn’t stop them, just watched me laugh like he’d been waiting days to hear it. I sat t

I went with him and went up to the bedroom. There I continued watching non. I shouldn’t have watched it! Now I keep falling in love! I try to cut my head off it. I searched for mukbang and trendy tik tok dance craze, I also watched them for almost 30 minutes. I’m addicted to watching mukbang now. I even scrolled through my YouTube home and looked to see if there was anything good to watch. ‘how to blow job’ Lintek! What kind of recommendation is this? ‘Once you stop learning, you start dying’ I remembered Albert Einstein’s quote.

The people who looked at his contagious laugh also began to smile. ~Hahahah "Oh, my god! Hilarious… that was freaking hilarious. ~Huff ~Huff… "my sides hurt so much... I might just die!" ~Tch "Stop laughing!" Kiara spewed slurs, "What the hell is so funny you fucking cockalorum?" ~Hahahaha "Just look at your face." Akash kept laughing at her face, "I never thought I'd see this day in my life. The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha!"

"Then I suggest you keep your mouth shut, you fucker. You touch any one of them and I'll blaze you straight to whatever you consider hell." Tove leaned forward. "It's a movie quote, Hols. He was being funny." She shook her hands, let the bright light dissolve. "Right. I knew that." "You live on Earth, and you didn't know that was a movie quote? Did you grow up under a rock?" the twin with light brown eyes said. Cheeks turned to him. "No. I grew up in a nudist cult. Where did you grow up that you know the movie quote?" She jutted her chin up.

' My Daemon makes a stupid suggestion. 'I can’t do something like that! It goes against everything I believe in... You too, asshole! I reply to my spiritual side in anger. His only response is his ironic, bastardly laugh. ************ Note: Don't forget to like, comment, and share the book! This really helps it grow on the platform

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i challenged him and he smirk waving a good bye . Drake was just another friend. But he was dame good in physics . I opened up my locker and took the books i need . "Which one is next ?" Peach asked . "English lit' " I say and she huffs "Yo bitch's " There we go again . "Hail to the goddess of sarcasm " i say . She hugs me and peach . This is one of our BFFTLEWE What is that ? Best Friends For Totally Like Ever Without Exceptions . I saw this in the movie Radio Rebel and i love it .

Mr Johnson ➡ That's my boy, but don't have too much fun, spare ur time for studies. . Johnson ➡ Ok, pop! . That's my dad, he always says"too much fun with no study makes jack a dull boy"that's his favorite quotes but in his own words! Damn, today was a great day, Fucking 2 busty ladies and 1 giving my Bj! That's the life! 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”