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He grinned, declaring, “I love you so much that if love were fire, we’d be personally responsible for global warming.” Charlie’s eyes lit up. “Ah, I love that one.” Taylor smirked, getting into it. “I love you so much that if I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, Elon Musk would be asking me for a loan.” Charlie was laughing so hard that her stomach ached. Then, as her giggles died down, she looked at Taylor with pure affection. She suggested, “Taylor, you know what I love about you the most? You make me smile.”

Nathan looks at my phone and starts laughing his ass off. “It seems, and I quote, ‘Damn girl, you’re giving me a boner’ and ‘Dutton, get the fuck out of my spot’,” Nathan chuckled. We all laugh hysterically. God, this is just what I needed. My friends are the best.

I said laughing "Ooh damn you should think about quitting," He said shaking his head "Yeah I should but you see without me they wouldn't last long," I said giving him an innocent smile "Ooh is that so," he said walking to me and started to tickle me. "Okay-okay st-sto-stop" I said while laughing and trying to catch my breath "Nope not until you tell me who is the coolest person ever" "I'm the coolest person ever," I said tough laughing "Stop okay- okay your the coolest," I said giving up

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TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"

Lucas and I laughed out loud, unable to believe that this is happening. "No! You peed like a fucking fountain, Lucas!" she shouted in the background. "Peeing is like a good book. It is very hard to stop once you start it." Lucas reasoned, and I just stood there, laughing hard that I felt like I was going to pee due to my heavy laughter. "Don't you even try going all John Green on me Mr. Pee-cock." Ava shouted from behind and I laugh harder at that name. Mr. Pee-cock? That is a very clever name.

Bibiana *Laughter sticker* Danielle "Wow. Tokunbo my girl is having a night of her life. I need a new boyfriend abeg" Janet "Dee, should we call her? I mean, maybe she doesn't want him to stay the night?" Bibiana "You told her to jump him and now you want to spoil their show?" Janet *blushing emoji* Danielle *Shocked emoji* "You told Toks to 'jump him'?" Janet "Okay girls, I was just trying to make her feel better" Bibiana "She will feel much better after jumping him" *laughter sticker*

"Didn't know you're quite the egotistical one." He grinned, "I should be. You're looking at the world's best super talented photographer." She rolled her eyes, biting her lower lips to stop her from smiling so hard as she skipped over to the book shelves. "Hey look, there's a bookshelves here. Probably the world's best super interesting books are right here." she said in a drastic dramatic tone which caused Toby to roll out fits of laughter, clutching his stomach tightly. "Dude you totally whipped." Barnes called out to Toby, shaking his head.

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I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.