Funny Cats Memes Novels & Stories

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“Maybe I’m destined to be an old cat lady with fifteen cats and a two-bedroom apartment that smells like litter boxes.” Amber threw her head back and laughed, the sound filling the room. “Oh my God, Melissa, you’re insane. An old cat lady? Please. You’ll be the chic single aunt who takes her nieces and nephews to all the cool concerts and spoils them rotten.” Melissa laughed, the tension in her shoulders melting away. “Okay, that sounds pretty awesome, actually. Sign me up for the ‘chic single aunt’ gig.” Amber smiled. “See? I like that you didn’t make a big deal out of all these. It’s good to just laugh some bad news out some times, isn’t it?”

✰{ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘 (𝟏) }✰ She finally bursted out, laughing loudly like she heard the funniest joke ever. Cheetah stared at her shockingly. "What... Why the f**k are you laughing at!!" Cheetah said angrily.

Felicity perked up at the mention of getting revenge against Sophia. "How dare she call me a moron? Do I look like a moron?" She turned to Vermont and asked. Vermont's lips curled up in amusement. "You're more of a Munchkin." "What do Munchkins look like?" Felicity asked. "Hold on," Vermont said as he quickly pulled up a collection of cats on his phone. Felicity was elated to be compared to adorable creatures. However, she soon noticed something odd. "Wait. Why are their legs so short?"

They can withstand falls and other serious accidents without being fatally wounded, which is perhaps where the saying ‘a cat has nine lives’ actually comes from. But Why nine lives? Can cats cheat death? Most people would disagree on that but trust me, I've experienced this Feline immorality. It's real. It happened to me. I woke up one morning and I was a cat with 9 lives. * * At my funeral, my family waited in a line, leading to the casket so that people can say their condolences and then see the deceased before taking their seats. They then began their officiant speech about my life, the kind of person I was and all the nice bullshít they said about me that we all knew weren't true.

, Meme stutters out through her giggles, only making me laugh harder. “Okay, haha! I haven’t had sex in three years. Funny”, I say. “Let’s move on, Meme”! I swear they both mumble that neither have they, but Meme rolls her eyes and continues! “Okay, we’re still at six to three! Lala’s favorite ice cream?”, she asks. Butter pecan, Jonny, of course, gets this right! “Seven to three, how much does Lala weigh”? Surprisingly, they both get this wrong but both write less than I actually weigh! “Well damn”, says Meme! “Okay, Lala’s pet peeve”? Chewing noises, Jonny actually got this wrong! “Seven to four, okay… What does Lala prefer to wear on her feet”? Another trick question! Nothing… I’d go bare

thing. Me: I don’t mind if you bring the cat. Charlie: Thank you so much. Me: You can thank me later. Charlie: Don’t make me change my mind. She sends an eye rolling GIF after that, which I top with a crazy cat lady meme. A laughing emoji comes through after that, and then nothing. Assuming she went back to work, I spring back into action, cleaning the rest of the house as fast as I can. I need to go to the grocery store, and I have no fucking idea what some of these steps in the recipe Quinn sent even mean.

“Mr. what!?” At that moment, the chipmunk went close to the bunny and said, “ME-OW.” The two started laughing afterwards at the cat joke. The pussycat turned and gave the two a menacing smile that did not go unnoticed from the two. The bunny and the chipmunk gasped in horror as they saw the look on the cat’s face. “It was him.” The bunny immediately pointed at the chipmunk. “It was all him. I have nothing to do with that joke.”

Jayden grinning "Something tells me that one day I will watch that embarrassing video of yours and we will both laugh at you" Janet pretending to cover her face out of embarrassment "That day won't come. Infact I will tell Tee to delete the video at once" "Now I am even more curious" The waiter pushed the food trolley in and served the first course. When he was done he pushed the trolley out to get ready for the second course. "Curiosity kills the cat" "Cats have nine lives you know" "The cats I know only have one" Jayden laughing "So sunshine, tell me apart from your parents who else is in your family?"

The group of Insight Realm experts of the Water Ape Clan behind him also laughed and said arrogantly, "Haha... It's so funny! The Flaming Tiger Tribe is so stupid that they actually sent a pet cat to take the lead? How ridiculous!" "Such a small cat is not enough to fill the gaps between our teeth if we use it for barbecue and wine, is it?" It was at that moment that... One of the coquettish female powerhouses in the Insight Realm of the Water Ape Clan rolled her eyes and said to the others fiercely, "You stinky men are really cruel. Such a lovely kitten, do you still want to use it to go with wine? Eat it?"