Funny Christian Short Stories With Morals Novels & Stories

The Reverend continued his tale “A friend of mine was walking through the forest, always interested in nature, there were a couple of caves and abandoned mines and he would venture forth and explore. Once he was walking through a familiar path when he started hearing cries for help, this was after some men in the seminar had sworn to see some of these creatures. Moved by his Christian kindness and morals he walked to where the voice called, and he found himself outside a cave that resembled a mine he walked into it and soon found the atmosphere heavy, and the sound of the voice grew louder and desperate…like a shriek that would chill one's bones. He was filled with a sense of desperation and

Christian furrowed his brows at my comeback. "Did you just compare me with that murderer ?" Christian yelled probably getting the attention of passerbys. "You're not a murderer ?" I questioned then realized Christian hasn't actually murdered a soul according to my knowledge. He's tortured people and probably made people opt for suicide but he hasn't once killed them, he finds that boring or too much work.

"Elicit sex and immorality spread throughout the villages. They were dancing and singing boisterous music, and harlotry flourished." "Others imitate the Christian preachers using the name of Jesus Christ as the leader of the gang. When suddenly bad news spreads that the leader of Christians who preached about the Gospel of Jesus Christ is already here to judge the sinners," Aunt Rhoda narrates as she begins to get nervous upon recalling the incident.

“What? Why? “ Even as I asked the stupid question, my mind had already conjured a perfect response, 'because he is a pig just like your own'! The frown on my face deepened as she filled me in on their tale. “Christian came out to us yesterday,” she eyed me, probably gauging my reaction and when she saw I wasn't judging, she continued. “His father just happens to be a homophobic prick and beat him up. “ She spat bitterly.

"Christian complained, pouting his lips. "Don't give me that look, Chris. I swear, I will forget that you are not in your senses. And will claim you right here, right now. I am warning you.",Samson warned, his eyes still stuck on his lips. "Ahaha...Ahaha..",Christian started crying like a baby, when he felt Samson raise his voice on him to which Samson got worried. "Don't cry baby. I am just joking to you. Please don't cry. Yeah I am a devil. You were right but please don't cry.",Samson requested, resting his head on his chest while patting his head like a mother did to her child.

, Christian asked with a mischievous smile. "Sorry, I did not get you. What do you mean?", Abeer asked with confused expressions. "I mean will you become my friend? So that along with khushi, you will also become lucky too.", Christian asked being amused. "I would love to become your friend and also lucky too.", Abeer laughed and shakes his hand with Christian. With joining hands they both started smiling like they knew each other for ages. #Tbc

Christian also adopted an aggressive tone. Jessica pursed her lips in dissatisfaction and said, "I'm sorry, but I don't want to see you." Christian paused for short while before asking, "Why?" Jessica blinked and said, "Maybe I ate too many pork ribs at noon. I feel nauseous when I see anything reminding me of a pig." "What?" This sentence was beyond Christian's comprehension. "Haven’t you ever heard of it? Men are all unfaithful pigs!" After speaking, Jessica hung up the phone decisively.

- John Carl in his face, I knew he is believing me! "tell us first something that John Carl and I only know"- Christian. his eyes were having a little doubt because of this I tell them the most embarrassing that we have done together so that I can gain his trust I proudly explained the secret that Christian will only know. "come on! you remember when WE, junior you and I, climb to the window to peek Dessa while dressing!" suddenly Christian handhold my mouth "stop its not true!! stop telling malicious lies about me!"- Christian, his face looks terrible as he looks back at Dessa and Kaye

“Literally.” Christian’s expression gentled. “That’s… rough.” “It made me grow up fast,” I said “Embarrassingly fast.” A ghost of a smile curved his mouth. “I can relate.” We drifted back into conversation the way you wade into water. Slowly. Carefully. He told me stories about his father’s philandering habits, about siblings who arrived like unexpected announcements, about holidays that felt like negotiations instead of celebrations. The humor he used felt like armor—polished from years of practice.

Christian replied, rolling his eyes and I shrugged. "But she's my mom after all. I won't do anything against her words." I smirked as I repeated the same words Christian told that day to prank me and he gave me a flat look, shaking his head. "If truth be told, whatever you did for the past few months, was against her words only." he scoffed and I slapped his arm playfully. "That's what happens when I sold myself to the devil." "Voluntarily." Christian retorted, smirking at me.