Funny Christian Jokes Novels & Stories

Josh laughed at her before replying, “What part of me is not clean Miss Benjamin?” “Christian, truth or dare?” “Truth” “Hmm, tell me about your most embarrassing moment." “That would be when Eunice was just born. I was rushing into the room and was not watching the ground. So I fell to my face, in front of the nurses and some other patients” Christian recalled as he looked into the distance. After hearing his embarrassing moment, people listening erupted into laughter. The game continued and their laughter was getting louder with the passing minute.

the man keeps interrupting "hey you shut the fuckup Fitsher, you're a gad`damn drunk, how many bottles would your sh*t belly take before you stop, with your chicken hands. What do you mean by "dem right!" (Big j mimicking his voice) I'm sure your mama is at the church singing halleluyah praise the Lord my son is a good man, not knowing he is an empty vessel! with chicken brains." "hahahaha." other men laughing at Fitsher "what are you laughing about?, (they all fell silent) you are all a disgrace!" Big j said.

I joke. "Two sexy chicks at that!" Christian says putting a hand on his hip and smoothing his hair down like I'd seen a few girls do before. He even finished it off with popping his head to the side and a high, girls laugh that sounded so gay I couldn't be too surprised if he tried to make out with a guy. "Dude, that was so gay" I shake my head. Christian rolls his eyes and crosses his arms. "I'm not gay, I'm-" he pauses dramatically and flips his head and winks while licking his lips. "-Fabulous"

status to flirt with female colleagues from other departments. I tolerated it, telling myself he was just networking. But now, just to impress Miguel and get ahead, he couldn't wait to trample all over me. I let out a short, humorless laugh. "Todd Westman, what right do you have to lecture me?" His eyes darted around for a second before he raised his voice even louder. "I'm just saying this as a colleague who knows right from wrong! You should know what's good for you, Macy!" Looking at his hypocritical, revolting expression, I couldn't even be bothered to argue. I picked up the iced coffee on my desk and, without hesitation, splashed it straight in his face.

Luke said and Wyatt fell into another fit of laughter, causing Luke to laugh with him. "You should have seen the mess Christian started and these little stinkers finished. Christian's lucky he has puppy dog eyes or I would have tanned his hide till he couldn't sit!" Noah said and Luke and Wyatt covered their mouths, trying to hide their giggles. "Chrisy hid behind father and climbed up his back." Wyatt barely managed to say before snorting and falling into another giggling fit. Wyatt found it incredibly funny to see Christian climbing up Michael's back and practically perching on his shoulders as he tried to get away from Noah.

Everyone stopped laughing and looked at him like he had grown horns on his head. "Come on baby, you have got to admit that was really fun." Bethany smiled. "No! That was really immature. You made her cry, that wasn't nice." Christian told them. "Christian we make her cry every time. It just never gets old." James smirked. "Well, it should. We are seniors. We should act like one." Christian said. "Since when did you start caring about people like her?She's worthless." Chase stated. Christian sighed. "Let's just eat. At least if you guys want to make her suffer do it at the most minimal level." Christian said.

"Swear that you'd never step foot here after you get what you want!" I smiled. "I can't." "Why?" He asked. "Because I'm christian now." He laughed. "Yeah, so you believe in Jesus now?" He asked, mockingly. "Yeah." I said. He laughed. "I actually believe you. By the way, you've always had a f*cked up mind since you were a kid." I laughed at his joke when in my heart, I felt like punching out every single tooth in his mouth. "Believe it or not, I've missed you." He said as he began walking out.

The ladies who gathered, sitting around Hazel were all happy, chirping and doing their things, laughing upon seeing the men dragging Christian with them. The pleasant sound of their laughter boomed but Hazel giggled softly when she saw how Christian’s face was scrunched and he was writhing like a small kid among his friends —Izhar, Kevin, Adnan and Abel.

He continued with a smirk, “And I have a great sense of humor.” This time, I actually scoffed out loud. A great sense of humor? Did he even have a sense of humor to start with? “You’re kidding, aren’t you?” I asked, shaking my head. “Sense of humor? You think you’re funny?” “Admit it,” he countered. Of course, he was joking. “I’m funny.” “No, you’re not, Christian,” I shot back, still shaking my head. “But I have to admit, it’s one of the qualities I look for in a man. I love a guy who can make my ribs ache with laughter.”

“I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” Christian Henry makes the funny jokes sometimes. Who knew?