Funny Christian Jokes Novels & Stories

Before I could even agree, Christian muttered, “And no one ever put them back.” The room went quiet again, and my eyes doubled in size as I prepared to hurl myself over Brandon and grab Christian by the throat. But I didn’t get a chance to do that because Elliott burst out laughing. We all stared at him, confused. “Now, that was a good one, Henry,” he said, literally holding his side as he continued to laugh. “We set you up pretty good on that one.” While it was nice to hear Elliott actually able to laugh at such a rude comment, I was still angry at Christian. He didn’t get to say things like that to my Elliott.

He said, giving the other male a pat on the back. Gabriel nodded his head and gave his best friend a warm smile, before moving to Christian who gave him a gently slap on the shoulder. "It's nice seeing you're not dying. For now." Christian joked, making everyone laugh, including Gabriel who's laugh was more of a nervous one. "Yeah, like I'd ever die before you." He joked. Christian let out a snort, his lips forming a small grin. "Don't challenge me."

Josh laughed at her before replying, “What part of me is not clean Miss Benjamin?” “Christian, truth or dare?” “Truth” “Hmm, tell me about your most embarrassing moment." “That would be when Eunice was just born. I was rushing into the room and was not watching the ground. So I fell to my face, in front of the nurses and some other patients” Christian recalled as he looked into the distance. After hearing his embarrassing moment, people listening erupted into laughter. The game continued and their laughter was getting louder with the passing minute.

“Literally.” Christian’s expression gentled. “That’s… rough.” “It made me grow up fast,” I said “Embarrassingly fast.” A ghost of a smile curved his mouth. “I can relate.” We drifted back into conversation the way you wade into water. Slowly. Carefully. He told me stories about his father’s philandering habits, about siblings who arrived like unexpected announcements, about holidays that felt like negotiations instead of celebrations. The humor he used felt like armor—polished from years of practice.

I joke. "Two sexy chicks at that!" Christian says putting a hand on his hip and smoothing his hair down like I'd seen a few girls do before. He even finished it off with popping his head to the side and a high, girls laugh that sounded so gay I couldn't be too surprised if he tried to make out with a guy. "Dude, that was so gay" I shake my head. Christian rolls his eyes and crosses his arms. "I'm not gay, I'm-" he pauses dramatically and flips his head and winks while licking his lips. "-Fabulous"

status to flirt with female colleagues from other departments. I tolerated it, telling myself he was just networking. But now, just to impress Miguel and get ahead, he couldn't wait to trample all over me. I let out a short, humorless laugh. "Todd Westman, what right do you have to lecture me?" His eyes darted around for a second before he raised his voice even louder. "I'm just saying this as a colleague who knows right from wrong! You should know what's good for you, Macy!" Looking at his hypocritical, revolting expression, I couldn't even be bothered to argue. I picked up the iced coffee on my desk and, without hesitation, splashed it straight in his face.

Luke said and Wyatt fell into another fit of laughter, causing Luke to laugh with him. "You should have seen the mess Christian started and these little stinkers finished. Christian's lucky he has puppy dog eyes or I would have tanned his hide till he couldn't sit!" Noah said and Luke and Wyatt covered their mouths, trying to hide their giggles. "Chrisy hid behind father and climbed up his back." Wyatt barely managed to say before snorting and falling into another giggling fit. Wyatt found it incredibly funny to see Christian climbing up Michael's back and practically perching on his shoulders as he tried to get away from Noah.

Everyone stopped laughing and looked at him like he had grown horns on his head. "Come on baby, you have got to admit that was really fun." Bethany smiled. "No! That was really immature. You made her cry, that wasn't nice." Christian told them. "Christian we make her cry every time. It just never gets old." James smirked. "Well, it should. We are seniors. We should act like one." Christian said. "Since when did you start caring about people like her?She's worthless." Chase stated. Christian sighed. "Let's just eat. At least if you guys want to make her suffer do it at the most minimal level." Christian said.

He continued with a smirk, “And I have a great sense of humor.” This time, I actually scoffed out loud. A great sense of humor? Did he even have a sense of humor to start with? “You’re kidding, aren’t you?” I asked, shaking my head. “Sense of humor? You think you’re funny?” “Admit it,” he countered. Of course, he was joking. “I’m funny.” “No, you’re not, Christian,” I shot back, still shaking my head. “But I have to admit, it’s one of the qualities I look for in a man. I love a guy who can make my ribs ache with laughter.”

“ Do what with the kids, again?? “ Christian asked, raising both his eyebrows, not believing what he just heard. “ Er, I'm afraid sir, h-he wants to play, um, games with the kids.” James confirmed nervously and I watched Christian's washing over with disbelief. He was so shunned that couldn't even find a word to say anything. I rolled my lips to suppress before I would break into laughter. His expressions were priceless. “ Me, Christian Brown, will waste a whole day playing games with children?? “ He asked, ridiculed by the thought. I couldn't control myself anymore and choked on my laughter. Christian snapped his head at me with a daggering look.